SerHawkes

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So having played through the "Stan Update"... or rather, it should be called the 'Why Fucking Bother? Update', here is the assessment. And to the discordic kissasses, I will only say this: I told you so.

If you thought that new look Stan was going to be the second coming of Dwyane The Rock Johnson, with a twelve-inch pussy destroying cock, and have Lena and Louise swoon all over him for becoming the ultimate chad... keep living in fantasy fuckland. Stan's new look looks as if Eva wants him to be the stereotypical dude who lives in his basement, jerks off to midget porn while having a dildo up his ass, and just so happens to be an admirer of photography. And sure, some of the creep factor of his actions prior to mediated, yet still he remains the resident creep in an apartment with two fairly attractive ladies and continues to be irrelevant to the story other than a possible cheap means to have photos were taken or a slight knock of Ian romance because all of the other possible romances, with the exception of Ian and Holly, are complete and utter shit. Not to mention Lena walking into his room with him shirtless and being entirely cringing.

As for the other parts of the update, sure the reworking of some of the scenes looked good and well done with some of the photography and selfies, and some of the scenes reworkings in terms of ordering certainly worked better than the original. And in terms of "adding" Gillian to the game, to mirror in a way Lena's parallel with Ian it was certainly a nice touch, and looks like Eva may go back on her word of Gillian not coming to the game and might make a return. As for the prologue rework... it's meh. A little too inconsistent/feeling early of their meeting early in-game, even though it's mentioned later down the road. Really didn't need it to be reworked in.

In short: At this point, Eva should consider killing off Stan entirely in a fiery blaze of death and replace him with a female character ala Max Caulfield type, who is shy, hella introverted, awkward as fuck, yet is passioned about being a photographer but has confidence issues, which would better fit the apartment dynamic and give Lena a possible lesbian route other than Louise and Holly, of which, Holly is by far the purest and best. There are way too much dicky fuck boys in the game and the field needs to be leveled and faired up. And since resident and discordic kiss asses, and you know who you are, were so intent on telling me 'to wait and see the new Stan' 'you'll be surprised by new Stan', to say that I wasn't at all is very much the biggest understatement, much like hows it disappointing with many of the inconsistencies that are still in the game yet are glossed over and not brought up to terms or even dealt with at all and certain characters -Cough Cough Small Dick Jeremy Cough Cough- are continuedly reward for their behavior while being hypocritical as fuck about calling us out for simply have half a fuck session with Cindy. And the new "bar scene" that was originally interested if you happen to go to Cindy's shoot now has Jeremy still being the wannabe fuckboi in front of Ivy and Jeremy even when he was caught. Double Standard much fuckwit?

Overall: 2.5/10 Chiefs. That is all.
 

mer2333

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I love this game, I consider it one of the best, and Eve the best developer. But I don't understand why it took almost 6 months. I'm sorry. Great game, unfortunately , not a good update (given that it took half a year). Hopefully by October or November we'll get a nasty update with a lot of Cindy and Ivy in chapter 10. Good luck Evakiss.
 

monk_56

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So having played through the "Stan Update"... or rather, it should be called the 'Why Fucking Bother? Update', here is the assessment. And to the discordic kissasses, I will only say this: I told you so.

If you thought that new look Stan was going to be the second coming of Dwyane The Rock Johnson, with a twelve-inch pussy destroying cock, and have Lena and Louise swoon all over him for becoming the ultimate chad... keep living in fantasy fuckland. Stan's new look looks as if Eva wants him to be the stereotypical dude who lives in his basement, jerks off to midget porn while having a dildo up his ass, and just so happens to be an admirer of photography. And sure, some of the creep factor of his actions prior to mediated, yet still he remains the resident creep in an apartment with two fairly attractive ladies and continues to be irrelevant to the story other than a possible cheap means to have photos were taken or a slight knock of Ian romance because all of the other possible romances, with the exception of Ian and Holly, are complete and utter shit. Not to mention Lena walking into his room with him shirtless and being entirely cringing.

As for the other parts of the update, sure the reworking of some of the scenes looked good and well done with some of the photography and selfies, and some of the scenes reworkings in terms of ordering certainly worked better than the original. And in terms of "adding" Gillian to the game, to mirror in a way Lena's parallel with Ian it was certainly a nice touch, and looks like Eva may go back on her word of Gillian not coming to the game and might make a return. As for the prologue rework... it's meh. A little too inconsistent/feeling early of their meeting early in-game, even though it's mentioned later down the road. Really didn't need it to be reworked in.

In short: At this point, Eva should consider killing off Stan entirely in a fiery blaze of death and replace him with a female character ala Max Caulfield type, who is shy, hella introverted, awkward as fuck, yet is passioned about being a photographer but has confidence issues, which would better fit the apartment dynamic and give Lena a possible lesbian route other than Louise and Holly, of which, Holly is by far the purest and best. There are way too much dicky fuck boys in the game and the field needs to be leveled and faired up. And since resident and discordic kiss asses, and you know who you are, were so intent on telling me 'to wait and see the new Stan' 'you'll be surprised by new Stan', to say that I wasn't at all is very much the biggest understatement, much like hows it disappointing with many of the inconsistencies that are still in the game yet are glossed over and not brought up to terms or even dealt with at all and certain characters -Cough Cough Small Dick Jeremy Cough Cough- are continuedly reward for their behavior while being hypocritical as fuck about calling us out for simply have half a fuck session with Cindy. And the new "bar scene" that was originally interested if you happen to go to Cindy's shoot now has Jeremy still being the wannabe fuckboi in front of Ivy and Jeremy even when he was caught. Double Standard much fuckwit?

Overall: 2.5/10 Chiefs. That is all.
I was fully expecting Stan to be shit tier content- so that checks out :KEK:

I take it there wasn't much of anything good for players who like playing from Ian's POV, lesbian content on Lena, Lena's non-corruption narrative, Ian not looking like a lil bitch, or people who hate Jeremy / Axel?

Sounds like a good update to skip. Maybe chapter 10 will have something more appealing.
 
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While i disagree with your score i sure share the sentiment that this game is in dire need of new female options for Lena or at least males that aren't scumbags.
"males that aren't scumbags." for lena, in a perfect world maybe. what's happening with lena seems too close to real life tho if maybe included the catcalling ones as she passes by, or the real handsy ones. I mean an almost perfect character like that, can't write something like that without drawbacks and then have a satisfying ending where she either triumphs or succumbs

what's the general opinion on Cindy tho? on one hand she'd seem bitchy to some people on the other she's also right about wade

or Minerva? on one hand cougar on the other a very frustrated cougar... and how her face was drawn lol, you'd know in a heart beat you're supposed to hate this character, wonder if it's ever been done where characters that look like you're supposed to hate ended up being the most wholesome ones, a kind of subversion
 
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So having played through the "Stan Update"... or rather, it should be called the 'Why Fucking Bother? Update', here is the assessment. And to the discordic kissasses, I will only say this: I told you so.

If you thought that new look Stan was going to be the second coming of Dwyane The Rock Johnson, with a twelve-inch pussy destroying cock, and have Lena and Louise swoon all over him for becoming the ultimate chad... keep living in fantasy fuckland. Stan's new look looks as if Eva wants him to be the stereotypical dude who lives in his basement, jerks off to midget porn while having a dildo up his ass, and just so happens to be an admirer of photography. And sure, some of the creep factor of his actions prior to mediated, yet still he remains the resident creep in an apartment with two fairly attractive ladies and continues to be irrelevant to the story other than a possible cheap means to have photos were taken or a slight knock of Ian romance because all of the other possible romances, with the exception of Ian and Holly, are complete and utter shit. Not to mention Lena walking into his room with him shirtless and being entirely cringing.

As for the other parts of the update, sure the reworking of some of the scenes looked good and well done with some of the photography and selfies, and some of the scenes reworkings in terms of ordering certainly worked better than the original. And in terms of "adding" Gillian to the game, to mirror in a way Lena's parallel with Ian it was certainly a nice touch, and looks like Eva may go back on her word of Gillian not coming to the game and might make a return. As for the prologue rework... it's meh. A little too inconsistent/feeling early of their meeting early in-game, even though it's mentioned later down the road. Really didn't need it to be reworked in.

In short: At this point, Eva should consider killing off Stan entirely in a fiery blaze of death and replace him with a female character ala Max Caulfield type, who is shy, hella introverted, awkward as fuck, yet is passioned about being a photographer but has confidence issues, which would better fit the apartment dynamic and give Lena a possible lesbian route other than Louise and Holly, of which, Holly is by far the purest and best. There are way too much dicky fuck boys in the game and the field needs to be leveled and faired up. And since resident and discordic kiss asses, and you know who you are, were so intent on telling me 'to wait and see the new Stan' 'you'll be surprised by new Stan', to say that I wasn't at all is very much the biggest understatement, much like hows it disappointing with many of the inconsistencies that are still in the game yet are glossed over and not brought up to terms or even dealt with at all and certain characters -Cough Cough Small Dick Jeremy Cough Cough- are continuedly reward for their behavior while being hypocritical as fuck about calling us out for simply have half a fuck session with Cindy. And the new "bar scene" that was originally interested if you happen to go to Cindy's shoot now has Jeremy still being the wannabe fuckboi in front of Ivy and Jeremy even when he was caught. Double Standard much fuckwit?

Overall: 2.5/10 Chiefs. That is all.
I like stan, but I liked him in the previous version too. I don't mind that you or others don't like him, but I don't think he's objectively bad. There isn't any other nerdy/meek guy for Lena to hook up with, so he adds variety. In fact he's probably in my top 3 Lena guys at this point.
 
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Agreed. Other than Holly-Ian, everyone else sucks. Eva could do better. Will she? Unclear.
Na the characters are fine. If everyone in the game was a virgin like Holly and with barely any character flaws like Ian the game would be boring. Eva could do better? Will she? Mate gtfoh with your judgemental ass. She's making a better game than you'll probably ever make and her artistic merit and writing of characters is enjoyable. Why don't you actually give her ideas instead of posting BS, lmao at you bruh smh.
 
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Looking forward to what's next with Stan! I am pretty disappointed with how little this remaster has changed (for the characters I am interested in) though.
 

WatsonJohn

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Na the characters are fine. If everyone in the game was a virgin cuck like Holly and with barely any character flaws like Ian the game would be boring. Eva could do better? Will she? Mate gtfoh with your judgemental ass. She's making a better game than you'll probably ever make and her artistic merit and writing of characters is enjoyable. Why don't you actually give her ideas instead of posting BS, lmao at you bruh smh.
Kinda agree. I feel like because most of the commenters here are males, their perspective of male characters can be a bit biased when compared to female characters as objects of desire. I mean, Cindy is the most popular girl but she is kinda shallow and I believe what makes her attractive to players here is her looks or aesthetic and not so much her character. Comparing to male characters in the game, the one that she is most similar to is Robert, and my God Robert is hated in this thread because of how shallow and basic he is, terms that I can also describe Cindy.
I'm pretty sure if Cindy is a male character with different looks, he would absolutely be hated for how shallow or unaware/insensitive he may come across sometimes. Imagine if Robert has the personality of Cindy, would you rate him high?
 

monk_56

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Kinda agree. I feel like because most of the commenters here are males, their perspective of male characters can be a bit biased when compared to female characters as objects of desire. I mean, Cindy is the most popular girl but she is kinda shallow and I believe what makes her attractive to players here is her looks or aesthetic and not so much her character. Comparing to male characters in the game, the one that she is most similar to is Robert, and my God Robert is hated in this thread because of how shallow and basic he is, terms that I can also describe Cindy.
I'm pretty sure if Cindy is a male character with different looks, he would absolutely be hated for how shallow or unaware/insensitive he may come across sometimes. Imagine if Robert has the personality of Cindy, would you rate him high?
I cannot wrap my mind around Cindy being the most popular either. Cindy sucks. She is a vapid, boring, shallow chick. She isn't as shit-tastic as Robert, Mike, Axel, Seymore, or Jeremy but she is legitimately pretty boring/crappy as a LI.

The only thing she has going for her is her appearance / if you like Netori plots.

Emma / Holly are the best gals hands down.
 
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Kinda agree. I feel like because most of the commenters here are males, their perspective of male characters can be a bit biased when compared to female characters as objects of desire. I mean, Cindy is the most popular girl but she is kinda shallow and I believe what makes her attractive to players here is her looks or aesthetic and not so much her character. Comparing to male characters in the game, the one that she is most similar to is Robert, and my God Robert is hated in this thread because of how shallow and basic he is, terms that I can also describe Cindy.
I'm pretty sure if Cindy is a male character with different looks, he would absolutely be hated for how shallow or unaware/insensitive he may come across sometimes. Imagine if Robert has the personality of Cindy, would you rate him high?
I feel like Cindys character, with her feeling trapped and wanting to be free, ie Wade is not a bad character story to have with the protagonist Ian being that vehicle for her freedom. But i agree about Robert. Maybe he could have been written better to where he didn't feel like such a leach and felt more independent than he feels. But they do say if you try to cater to everyone, you cater to no one, so i hope eva continues to make the game how she feel's is best moving forward.
 
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is there any new content with Cindy in the remaster?
None at all. Mostly Lena, Louise changes for example a new breakup scene if Jeremy and Ian are bros and shit, Stan, Axel, and Holly. And a couple new scenes with Roberto. But i feel like the biggest inclusion is Gillian, Ians ex aka the hoe. Think with the character assets Eva made for the character that there's a high possibility she's coming back in a future chapter. The new Lena art shoots are really dope, way better than the plastic feel from before. Also Billy, the DJ you meet,did a Michael Jackson on us from Black to White.
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ktez

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does this game finally have some no-vanilla stuff? like actual cheating, ntr, or incest?
 

bauman

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Comparing to male characters in the game, the one that she is most similar to is Robert, and my God Robert is hated in this thread because of how shallow and basic he is, terms that I can also describe Cindy.
Not really, though. Cindy tells Ian she feels trapped and frustrated. She wants more from life, but she's unsure what she wants and how to accomplish it. As a character, she has high emotional intelligence - she's the only one to recognize Ian is dejected.

On the other hand, you have Robert - a content guy who likes to fuck bitches and party with the boys. I think Perry is Cindy's male equivalent based on similar traits. Even Ian mentions in-game how they'll be at each other's throats all day long if they had to live together.
 
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