tickle Jim's scrotum with a feather...
Cracked me up. It reminded me of an old Metro skit. He's an old Ukrainian comic from way back. My dad had one of his standup sets on LP. He's filthy, my mom wouldn't let us listen to it, so of course we did when she wasn't home. And one of his bits was about a pickup guy who always got the ladies and a never winner asked him his secret.
"Well, I just hit them with a greeting: Tickle your ass with a feather? And when they say: WHAT?! You say: Particularly Nasty weather, gonna rain, snow for sure."
So the looser goes up to a woman on a bus. HEY! Shove a feather up your ass!
Outraged lady: WHAT!?!
Ahh to hell with it, it's gonna snow anyway.
Finding his bits is hard as hell since he way predates internet. One of his best skits was him being in a Cesna with his friend when he has a heart attack.
Cracked me up. It reminded me of an old Metro skit. He's an old Ukrainian comic from way back. My dad had one of his standup sets on LP. He's filthy, my mom wouldn't let us listen to it, so of course we did when she wasn't home. And one of his bits was about a pickup guy who always got the ladies and a never winner asked him his secret.
"Well, I just hit them with a greeting: Tickle your ass with a feather? And when they say: WHAT?! You say: Particularly Nasty weather, gonna rain, snow for sure."
So the looser goes up to a woman on a bus. HEY! Shove a feather up your ass!
Outraged lady: WHAT!?!
Ahh to hell with it, it's gonna snow anyway.
Finding his bits is hard as hell since he way predates internet. One of his best skits was him being in a Cesna with his friend when he has a heart attack.