*This is not worth reading to be honest. I'm just egaged in a cathardic activity to purge myself of the hateful feelings I have for the MC. I warned you.*
Yes it's me and I'm back with more complaining about the MC's complaining. This guy who lies, guilt trips, criticizes, bosses, yells at people, constantly complains and whines can't take even the slightest correction before falling into utter victimhood. This one is just ridiculous...
Scene starts and we are in class sitting in the back next to Grace and we start with the sound of all whining complainers. Y
ou will see no less than 15 lines of complaining about having his leg broken... err wait... his leg slightely grazed.
MC: *Sigh*
MC: (Endless introspection while he ignores Grace trying to get his attention by saying *psst* three times while he mentally rambles while ignoring her..)
Grace: Finally she's had enough "Ugh! *Kick*. (There is a desk width between them she is sitting down and has on round pointed soft shoes. Here we go...)
MC: Hng! Y-you... (He now launches into the biggest fake injury tirade I have ever seen. It's like I'm watching futbol. Total commitment to the whiny guilt trip.)
MC: My fucking leg! Are you crazy?!
Grace: I tried calling you over, but you ignored me, so...
MC: I'm serious! Ouch... And even if I wasn't, that doesn't give you the right to-
Grace: Ok! Sorry! Whatever. Look, we-
MC: Whatever?! Fuck... Ow...
Grace: Are you done? Can I talk?
MC: Yea, go ahead! Shit...
Grace: We gotta talk. Not here. Come to the nurse's in a bit.
MC: Yeah, I could use some medical are after that fucking kick...
Grace: Stop whining. Okay. I'm off. Wait before following me!
MC: I know! Geez... (That's his favorite word when being criticized. "Geez! You don't have to be so mean and pick on me and hurt my feelings! You owe me an apology! Feel guilty! Feel guilty! You owe me!)
MC: *What the hell is so important that she had to injure me like that?! Fucks sake*
(Scene changes to the nurses office and yes he is STILL whining and complaining like a bitch)
MC: Grace you kicked my shin so hard- (From 4 feet away, sitting down, with my round toed soft shoes)
Grace: It wasn't hard at all!
MC: -and then refused to apologize- (Did you apologize for ignoring her? Not that it would matter you'd just say "I'm sorry (not sorry)! Geezzzzz! It's not my fault! Quit picking on me!)
Grace: There is nothing to apologize for
(Some more crying and whining about non-leg issues)
Grace: I don't feel like talking to you if you're just going to yell.
MC: You're the one that's yelling! Shit, my leg is still hurting-
Grace: Oh, enough about the leg!
MC: It fucking hurts! (I'd like to see him pull this with a male friend and witness the amount of shit he'd be given as the world's biggest crybaby pussy.)
Grace: And stop cursing!
MC: It FRIGGIN hurts!
(A grumble and a sigh later he's still milking it)
MC: You're going to maim me again?
MC: Ouch! Shit...
(Acts like he's passing out from the pain)
Grace: Stay still, let me look!
MC: Ow, ow, ow!
Grace: Don't be such a baby! Stay! Still!
MC: Alright! Sheesh... (Same as Geeze. How dare you scold me! Apologize! You hurt my feelings!)
Then we reach the point where his super powered guilt trip kicks in and Grace says she's sorry. Suddenly his leg is healed and you never hear about it again. Somebody needs a beating...