2023, December 25th: We made much better progress the second time around - so much so, that now we feel we have outgrown the unity engine, and we decided to port everything over to unreal engine 5 instead. But don't worry guys, this will only be a teeny-tiny bit of delay, just another six month or so.
2024, July: Hey everypone! The porting process is almost done, but we noticed that 2d animation won't really cut it anymore, so we decided to remake everything in 3d. Don't worry, it's just another small delay, probably not even a few months.
2025, March: Well guys, we have underestimated the work load this time, and unfortunately we feel a little bit overwhelmed by the amount of work in front of us. But worry not, we made sure that our health is the first priority, so we decided to take a step back and take a little break from developing the update. So for the next few month we will take it easy and work on a side project starring your favorite side character, Cranky Doodle.
2025 Aug We still dont have enough hands on deck so we will take five to seven month to hire new talent and expand the team. Also since we need to pay them somehow, we figured we will add nonintrusive ads to the game. (Less then 60% of your visual field.)
2026, February: Hey guys, we have great news. We have been contacted by Zark Muckerberg and they asked us if we want to make the game part of the Metawerse - we agreed it would be great idea. We are so excited! See you soon in VR!
2026, March: Hello there! The rumors that the main coder, animator, voice actor and cafeteria manager has left the dev team is unfortunately true. They refused the mandatory brain implant surgery, so they have been terminated remotely by Manazon suicide drones. Unfortunatly until we can hire replacement personnel, the development speed will suffer a bit, and this might change our deadlines again.
2026, November: Guys, guys, GUYS! We are done with the update! Everything is finished! Are you excited? Yes? Well, don't be too much. We will wait with publishing the new update until the end of no nut november, so you can enjoy the new content to your heart's content.
2026, December: Sry guys we have bad news. During black friday, Metawerse have been demolished by rogue tezla AIs, we are back to square one. On the upside will have a chance to integrate AI powered sex toys into the project, and we are really happy about that.