A Few More
1) There are only two ways to seduce women: Be a 100% white knight or a 100% obnoxious asshole. There is no middle ground.
2) Every woman must not only be fuckable, but must be fucked, no matter what the player wants (worst offender: Summertime Saga and Rozz).
3) Your female boss is always Ginghas Kunt,
no exceptions... which really says something about the relationship that game devs have with their female bosses. You are not allowed to have a female boss who is nice, reasonable, or even posses a human soul.
4) The "pregnancy" tag will always be added at least six months before any actual pregnancy content is added.
5) For a female MC, pregnancy is just a thing that happens and children vanish into ether after they're born and you're ready to get knocked up again five minutes later (postpartum isn't a thing).
6) For a male MC, pregnancy is either nothing more than tally marks on a score card, free of any form of consequence, a Bad Game Over (if Western) or a Good Game Over (if Japanese). Exception: All Illusion Games, in which there is no such thing as pregnancy or it's a Bad Game Over.
7) There are only two types of furry games: Breeding and Gay.
8) Any RenPy game in a fantasy or scifi setting will have its plot devolve into complete spaghetti before hitting the 0.5 development mark and become abandoned soon after. They're also just glorified kinetic novels. Only exception: Long Live the Princess.
9) Any RenPy game in which the MC has a mother, sister or daughter
will revolve
entirely around fucking all of them. You are not allowed to have any family members whom you don't fuck at some point.
10) F95 games that feature any black female characters will either give them Dafuq Sized breasts and asses or turn them into muscle-bound brown orcs. Realistic, normal proportions aren't allowed.
11) Lesbians can always be converted, but only by the MC.
12) Any RenPy game that involves the supernatural or time travel will never make it past the first three minor updates... which is probably a good thing because holy shit they're terrible.
13) The more you play Japanese games, read the inane dialog, laugh at the absurd plots and the absolute brainlessness of their female characters the more Japan's steady population decline makes perfect sense... because holy shit these guys couldn't get laid in the death row wing of a women's prison.
14) That one game that's been under development for five thousand years, yet looks and plays like crap, and still refuses to just die already.
15) That super hi-rez, GPU melting game with graphics that will bring tears of joy to your eyes... and has absolutely zero functional gameplay. Naturally will become abandoned once the graphics designers masquerading at developers hit the point where they would have to actually add any real content to it.
16) The Oddly Specific Fetish Game that revolves entirely around that one fetish and nothing else. Will have a Patreon on page up before they even release 0.1 version and vanish a month later (thank goodness). Like, say, a school where all the girls have goat horns but are otherwise completely normal humans or some shit like that.
17)
NEW Brothel Management Game #657,304,733. Number of brothel management games that have ever been finished? Zero.
18) Developer Starting a New Game Before the Old One is Finished. See a trend here?
19) Japanese "adventuress" game with 8-bit graphics that revolves around the heroine getting raped every ten seconds #657,304,733.
20) Total number of Japanese voice actresses in all of human history that
don't sound like they suck down an entire helium balloon before every line of dialog: Zero.
