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halodavids

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very good and entertaining game
I only got the error with the duo cards, it's as if the card didn't count but it adds the points wrong and also the cards got bugged in the middle of the screen
 
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Fox.Mulder

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Yeah there's definitely some bugged cards for whatever reason, sometimes they just get stuck and you can't place them anywhere except discarding them.

I've also noticed for some random reason progress on the Amateur grind track doesn't count any longer, no idea why. It just stays empty and makes no progress towards the "free" pack.
 

thangkitti15

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I want to like this game but there are so many bugs that other have point out in this thread (some bug will slowdown your progress or losing you the game even). Still congratz on your game but i will be back till like ver 2.5 or something.
 

Pa3uk

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The balance is completely broken, because in EASY mode I couldn't defeat the first opponent for 20 minutes O_O, I don't understand how it calculates, each time it takes into account different numbers (obviously it's NOT CORRECT!), I'm afraid to find out what's going on in GOD mode. Even in the broken 2nd patch it was easier than now -_-
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In one case it counts 40, in another 20, in the 3rd 30, In the 4th premiere, some kind of nonsense is happening. O_O HOW DOES IT WORK?
Also add the SKIP button If it is immediately obvious that the cards are bad, even if one life is removed. Because sometimes it takes a long time to throw away cards both for the player and the enemy (I'm not kidding, I threw away cards for 2 minutes, because neither I nor the PC got the FINISH card -_-). And in general - I still think the mechanics of throwing cards are stupid.
I also think that giving the CPU the opportunity to use ITEM cards is unfair, especially on the first difficulty, because the PLAYER simply does not have such cards.
Also 90% of the time the same animation starts (i.e. I specifically put the same map and looked at the difference and 3 out of 5 watched the same video, as if THERE WERE NO OTHERS). Also, some of the new characters do not have an ANAL scene, the map is installed but there is no video.
Also, it is simply impossible to win with bad cards (defense or attack 10-20), they are USELESS and are needed only to open scenes and lose in 99% of cases. Why do such a grind? You apparently do not respect other people's time. You will again say that I judge strictly, but these are obvious mistakes.
In short - need fix and fix more. Very bad.
 
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LewdMonkey1

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The balance is completely broken, because in EASY mode I couldn't defeat the first opponent for 20 minutes O_O, I don't understand how it calculates, each time it takes into account different numbers (obviously it's NOT CORRECT!), I'm afraid to find out what's going on in GOD mode. Even in the broken 2nd patch it was easier than now -_-
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In one case it counts 40, in another 20, in the 3rd 30, In the 4th premiere, some kind of nonsense is happening. O_O HOW DOES IT WORK?
Also add the SKIP button If it is immediately obvious that the cards are bad, even if one life is removed. Because sometimes it takes a long time to throw away cards both for the player and the enemy (I'm not kidding, I threw away cards for 2 minutes, because neither I nor the PC got the FINISH card -_-). And in general - I still think the mechanics of throwing cards are stupid.
I also think that giving the CPU the opportunity to use ITEM cards is unfair, especially on the first difficulty, because the PLAYER simply does not have such cards.
Also 90% of the time the same animation starts (i.e. I specifically put the same map and looked at the difference and 3 out of 5 watched the same video, as if THERE WERE NO OTHERS). Also, some of the new characters do not have an ANAL scene, the map is installed but there is no video.
Also, it is simply impossible to win with bad cards (defense or attack 10-20), they are USELESS and are needed only to open scenes and lose in 99% of cases. Why do such a grind? You apparently do not respect other people's time. You will again say that I judge strictly, but these are obvious mistakes.
In short - need fix and fix more. Very bad.
Dude, I will say it straight - you're really just a hater. Did you take a single glance at the instructions? All the screenshots you posted has accurate values.

Screen #1 : Your main card has a base Lewd of 30. The card has the ability to add 10 Lewd if the Action card is a Teasing card, which it is, so it goes up to 40. The CPU has a base Defense of 40. In case of a draw, be CPU or Player, it does not make an attack successful.

Screen #2 : Your main card has a base Lewd of 30. The card has the ability to add 10 Lewd if the Finisher card is a Cumshot card, which it is, so it goes up to 30. The CPU has a base Defense of 20.

Screen #3 : Your main card has a base Lewd of 20. The ability is not triggered since there are no Item placed. The CPU has a base Defense of 10. If it would have attacked, the Lewd stat would have been 40 since the ability would have been applied.

Screen #4 : Your main card has a base Lewd of 20. The CPU card has a base Defense of 10 but the ability is applied since a Teasing card has been placed by it, so a total of 20. As I said before, in case of a draw, the attack is not successful.

I will try to adapt to you so this can be understood by you; I really don't know WHY the hate since the release of the game. You didn't even PAY for it and YET it seems like you feel ENTITLED to something from me. Furthermore, as I said in a previous post, WHY do YOU keep playing it if it's so BAD? If the game is such a BURDEN in your life, just go do something else you LIKE, surely you have HOBBIES? If not, TRY and find SOME.

From now on, I will simply ignore your messages. Your patheticness is really sad and I don't have time to argue with a basher that cannot read simple instructions or do simple math. If you think that I do not respect people's time, maybe you should look at your own actions. Have a good one.
 

Pa3uk

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Just a hater? Dude, I saw a moment when my card in the DUAL slot literally didn't catch and wasn't taken into account, but it was there, I could move it all over the field and even discard it. It seems to me that my claims need to be supported not with words but with a VIDEO, because you think that I'm making up half of them and about the CONDITIONS for increasing-decreasing statistics = WHERE is it written and why was it even invented? The game already drops RANDOM cards (action or finish), different + at the start it's impossible to get those cards that have the conditions, these conditions are like the 3rd leg - they were NOT in previous patches, they are not needed.
You'd better correct the ERRORS, and not come up with new crazy conditions with your mathematics -_- . In short = this is garbage and not a product, good luck .
 

RaH_GS

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Overview:
Collect cards, battle, and unlock over 600 hundreds video clips of the hottest women the world has to offer!
LewdMonkey is proud to present the second game of that nature. The first one was a horrible mess but since then, with enough lessons, tutorials and messing around (with the game engine, you pervert), something worthy of being called a game has come out!​
Nice idea for an entertaining, actual game... but dude you HAVE to fix the following bugs / design mistakes:

  • When the player plays the Laxative item to discard the CPU's Main Pornstar, while the CPU has a Duo pornstar linked, the CPU should NOT be able to benefit from the DUO when it plays an unlinkable main pornstar. Either they play an unlinkable and it should discard the duo, or it should be FORCED to play a linkable main pornstar.
  • There is no reason why the player only gets 30% benefit from their duos'stats, when the CPU gets full benefit. That's just poor game design because it's unfair that the opponent would have a different set of rules for a game.Same reason, different use case: The CPU can play the same pornstar in both primary and duo slots, the player can't. Remove that.
  • In roughly 1 in 5 games, your drag and drop code bugs out and cards are not registered on their slots, or keep being displayed in weird places. That CORE mechanic, it's important to have it work 100% of the time. Duos remain in place (and are actually usable as a main when you drag them there, stuff like that)
  • When the player has already played an item card in the round, sometimes it disappears after its effect has happened (ex. Laxative); if it is intended that it does, but the rule remains that you can play only one item per round, you should "grey out" the item slot after the played item disappears.
Other than that, it's a really nice project. Cheers!
 
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dbporn

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Bugs aside, enjoying the new release. Nice to have some new variety in the stars.

Was curious, though: is there a reason it seems like all the pornstars from the Ebony pack are Rare instead of Epic?
 

Zirenaz

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Barely started the game, and already found a bug.

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As you can see, no sound. Yet all video's play sound.

And it would seem that some kind of balancing would be okay, starter pack vs n00b 1, and playing against cards that I have no chance to win over. Best cards I start with have 30 in a stat and no items at all. So when the easiest mode go against you with items and cards with 40 in stats, that is simply bad designed. n00b 1 should only have starter cards available, to actually have a decent chance of winning.
 
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Zirenaz

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Deckbuild sorting is bugged
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Should only show finishers, which it did, until I told it to do it alphabetical, then it screw everything up.
And the alphabetical only last for 1 card, then it reset to default again. So that needs some more work as well.

And a suggestion: For duplicate cards, show only one, with a counter, will give a cleaner look overall. Or at least make them stick together on the lists instead of scattered randomly around.
 
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Zirenaz

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Collection seems to be a buggy mess right now. Several of the cards I have don't show up, and as you can see here I can unlock vids with some of them without unlocking the cards.

All cards in inventory should automatically be added to the collection, videos unlocking as now.
 

LewdMonkey1

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Bugs aside, enjoying the new release. Nice to have some new variety in the stars.

Was curious, though: is there a reason it seems like all the pornstars from the Ebony pack are Rare instead of Epic?
Thanks! I will change that since it would make more sense indeed but it doesn't influence the cards you get with an Ebony pack.

Barely started the game, and already found a bug.

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As you can see, no sound. Yet all video's play sound.

And it would seem that some kind of balancing would be okay, starter pack vs n00b 1, and playing against cards that I have no chance to win over. Best cards I start with have 30 in a stat and no items at all. So when the easiest mode go against you with items and cards with 40 in stats, that is simply bad designed. n00b 1 should only have starter cards available, to actually have a decent chance of winning.
I will rebalance the cards for the next update. As for the sound, I didn't include the videos in the options because I thought videos are better with sound but I could try and add an option for that too.

Deckbuild sorting is bugged
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Should only show finishers, which it did, until I told it to do it alphabetical, then it screw everything up.
And the alphabetical only last for 1 card, then it reset to default again. So that needs some more work as well.

And a suggestion: For duplicate cards, show only one, with a counter, will give a cleaner look overall. Or at least make them stick together on the lists instead of scattered randomly around.
This is fixed in the next update coming in a couple of weeks. Will look into your suggestion to have a counter for duplicates.

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Collection seems to be a buggy mess right now. Several of the cards I have don't show up, and as you can see here I can unlock vids with some of them without unlocking the cards.

All cards in inventory should automatically be added to the collection, videos unlocking as now.
This should not happen indeed... care to share the log in AppData so I can look into it? Thanks.

Thanks for the comments guys!
 

Zirenaz

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I will rebalance the cards for the next update. As for the sound, I didn't include the videos in the options because I thought videos are better with sound but I could try and add an option for that too.
A third option for just the videos would be great.
 
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iamwohaa

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The game attack/defense calculation is very buggy when I use duo cards, for some reason it doesn't summarize the main and duo card so I always loose battles when using main and duo card :/

Some times it's not possible to stick a link enabled card to duo slot, and when this happens the card is always on the board (until you discard it)

CPU player is allowed to use the same card in main and duo, but I'm not.

I would also like to see that the final score was shown a bit longer, it would be easier to take screen shots...

There are also problems where cards can't be used even though they should. Especially item cards (the one that blocks opponent duo card is one example)...

I would also like to see that if you change action card the video for the new action card should be played.
 
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Zirenaz

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Found another little issue. The game does not save sound settings between sessions

Edit: Found another issue, this time more serious. Just won 4 times in story mode, getting 50$ each time, but only had 15$ when I visited the shop, so money dissappears somewhere somehow, and that needs to be fixed, preferably yesterday!

Edit again: Money from Grind Mode is also vanishing into nothingness. Just did 3 x Pro (75$ each) and claimed the price, had 40$ when I visited the shop!
 
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