Post your shitty game ideas

[desmosome]

I swear there was a thread like this but I can't find it.

So here is my pitch.

OPM parody. Saitama is missing. You play as King. Funny King antics in between claiming all the hero pussy due to being the "strongest" hero. Let's call it... Pounding of the King Engine.

 

[おい！]

I swear there was a thread like this but I can't find it.

So here is my pitch.

OPM parody. Saitama is missing. You play as King. Funny King antics in between claiming all the hero pussy due to being the "strongest" hero. Let's call it... Pounding of the King Engine.

Do you mean this one https://f95zone.to/threads/pitch-your-dumb-ideas.47325/post-3120463 ? It personally only took me a few seconds to find it.

 

[Xanado]

Your a young farmer going about your life when suddenly a disaster happens. It turns out you are the long awaited hero from the prophecy. You have to collect all the mcguffins each guarded by a boss and finally meat up with the big bad.

 

[Meaning Less]

I have a game idea for western devs, what about a game that actually reaches version 1.0 and gets the completed tag?

I know this sounds unbelieveable, but you can start with shorter projects.

 

[Deleted member 4677193]

A game where you play as a girl who lived her entire child life in a cabin in the forest, her mom dies and she wander alone until she reachs a small town. She becomes a nun and you play the as you wish, without point system or anything like that, just every event having all the choices and you choosing the one you find more appealing. Of course, a lot of sex, depravation, slow corruption, etc. Maybe a building system, or room/church decoration just because I like the idea of that girl having her own space of depravity and the player choosing how it will look.

 

[DiviDreamer]

I know this sounds unbelieveable, but you can start with shorter projects.

Even a short project can take a few months to make, especially if you solo dev.

 

[SpoiledPrince]

*Hetero harem: Frankenstein edition. You are a mad doctor who wants to bring his love back from the dead. The problem (in addition to basic biology lol) is that the only salvageable part after her accident was her brain. Now you are on a quest to build an enhanced body for her by collecting the parts you like of other women. You have to keep them alive until you get the last one, for freshness, and then you'll start the chopping and sewing.
Depending on which parts you used (from several girls available) your dream woman's personality will be altered significatively...maybe for the better.

*Financial Slave simulator (also hetero, kinda XD): You'll be serving a buxom domineering woman you can only see online, and to get 5 seconds of her attention in the shape of a reply, you'll have to earn a lot of money to buy her gifts for her to take photos with and post on her Whoregram. The day will be divided into 3-time sections, and there will be many jobs available, all of them degrading and dehumanizing. The more desperate you get trying to out-simp the other simps, you'll start considering the worst of them. Prostitution with other men, for example.
Also, NTR content, because MC will get extremely jealous when other donors get mentioned by their Domme, and her real-life partner, a handsome, ripped model she maintains thanks to all your money.

*Bodysnatchers!: MC has a boring life as a social outcast, lusting after an impossible person, but one day s/he wakes up in another person's body. They will have a week to conquer their mark before they get another body (random, male/female) They will learn through several attempts what that person's personality really is like and decide if they still want them at the end.
In their journey, they will meet another body-surfer and befriend/antagonize them (second LI)

*Christian camp slut (gay, and how!): Your parents have sent you to a Christian camp to reform your slutty ways as a condition to keep paying for your studies. You'll have to remain there for the whole summer. Dispossessed of your mobile phone and without any other means to distract yourself from the pious (and boring) lessons, you devise a plan: you'll corrupt all these goody-two-shoes, from the monitors to the very priest in charge! Seduce them depending on their personalities. Play the innocent altar boy, or make your campmates fall into temptation at last!
There's a possibility to earn free days at a near town by helping around in the camp doing chores (that will turn out to be sexy) so you can hook up with the only gay bar patrons... and surprise guests there.

 

[Ahsl]

Ok I have this idea

 

[Deleted member 2873525]

Alien Seduction Game- You play as a shapeshifting Martian who has infiltered a small town in a 1950's inspired America in order to find suitable females to come back with you to repopulate Mars. Unfortunately, due to a combinations of factors, you can't just kidnap someone, you need to convince them to come back with you willingly. Rpg mechanics, level up your stats while romancing beauties and avoiding the Men in Black. Multiple endings.

 

[desmosome]

F95zone Simulator.

You play as a mod on F95zone. You get points by resolving tickets and reports. You can also post memes and abuse power once in a while. You can spend points to get rewards from Sam, who is actually Sammy, a super hot lady.

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[MLocke]

My idea is based off my experience in the increasing number of simulator games. For example, Internet Cafe Simulator, Thief Simulator, and Welcome to the Game. I guess it will be like the opposite of an ARG where you introduce the real world into the game. It's not exactly metagaming. Let's say you are idling in your cafe after it's been set up or, maybe more excitingly, in the middle of robbing a house as thief. You are immersed in the game, but some people would think it's the perfect time to rub one out. So, you use a mod to slow down the game clock, and bring up an overlay that tries to integrate into the game world as seamlessly as possible. Some games have an integrated browser, but they don't play videos reliably.

I guess you need a touch of ADHD to think this is a good idea. For example, I would never drive and try to watch porn at the same time, and it definitely wouldn't end well when driving in a game. I am thinking that anything approaching a life simulator should try to remove artificial limits and certainly not shy away from adult material in this day and age. Think of Skyrim or Skyrim VR. People love the game to death, but after they've done it all even with (sex) mods, the game can feel empty. Video somewhat related.


You kind of feel like going back just for the ambiance. You should also be able to bring up your favorite porn site or at least that's the essence of my idea. You could introduce a bit of multitasking with this concept or just try to create a better environment than the real world that is suited for your porn habits. I don't encourage group fapping, but as the idea of the VR home matures, people could also help each other build environments even though if it's simply to consume 2D porn. Browsing the real Internet seamlessly is actually a game changer though. You could obviously build an entire game where access to the real Internet without having to alt-tab to your desktop is integral to gameplay. I guess I haven't thought much about the people that might already do this on their smartphones because I think there's a way to meld the two things in a unique way.

 

[desmosome]

My idea is based off my experience in the increasing number of simulator games. For example, Internet Cafe Simulator, Thief Simulator, and Welcome to the Game. I guess it will be like the opposite of an ARG where you introduce the real world into the game. It's not exactly metagaming. Let's say you are idling in your cafe after it's been set up or, maybe more excitingly, in the middle of robbing a house as thief. You are immersed in the game, but some people would think it's the perfect time to rub one out. So, you use a mod to slow down the game clock, and bring up an overlay that tries to integrate into the game world as seamlessly as possible. Some games have an integrated browser, but they don't play videos reliably.

I guess you need a touch of ADHD to think this is a good idea. For example, I would never drive and try to watch porn at the same time, and it definitely wouldn't end well when driving in a game. I am thinking that anything approaching a life simulator should try to remove artificial limits and certainly not shy away from adult material in this day and age. Think of Skyrim or Skyrim VR. People love the game to death, but after they've done it all even with (sex) mods, the game can feel empty. Video somewhat related.


You kind of feel like going back just for the ambiance. You should also be able to bring up your favorite porn site or at least that's the essence of my idea. You could introduce a bit of multitasking with this concept or just try to create a better environment than the real world that is suited for your porn habits. I don't encourage group fapping, but as the idea of the VR home matures, people could also help each other build environments even though if it's simply to consume 2D porn. Browsing the real Internet seamlessly is actually a game changer though. You could obviously build an entire game where access to the real Internet without having to alt-tab to your desktop is integral to gameplay. I guess I haven't thought much about the people that might already do this on their smartphones because I think there's a way to meld the two things in a unique way.

Mark Zuckerberg, is that you?

 

[IronManFolgore]

An Archer parody game

 

[desmosome]

Ok here is another harebrained idea.

You play a nice black male MC with an average sized penis. You try to find true love in a world where everyone expects you to be a BBC antagonist.

 

[IronManFolgore]

Ok here is another harebrained idea.

You play a nice black male MC with an average sized penis. You try to find true love in a world where everyone expects you to be a BBC antagonist.

I honestly just came up with my idea because I really want an archer game

 

[Duke Greene]

You play a nice black male MC with an average sized penis. You try to find true love in a world where everyone expects you to be a BBC antagonist.

Wouldn't this be a documentary? I know real people with this problem

 

[desmosome]

Wouldn't this be a documentary? I know real people with this problem

I was thinking something like a romantic porn comedy. You know, a healthy dose of outlandish situations where MC is always misunderstood. Add some heart and romance with a happy ending and we got a game that nobody would play!

 

[Duke Greene]

I was thinking something like a romantic porn comedy. You know, a healthy dose of outlandish situations where MC is always misunderstood. Add some heart and romance with a happy ending and we got a game that nobody would play!

It could work. When you think about it it's like a modern version of the polite orcs and the lewd elves.

 

[snookums.d.panda]

Less game idea, more shitty game mechanic that I feel all devs should include from now on:

Name one of the main love interests/prominent characters so they have a specific set of initials, for example: Nina Tara Rodriguez. Why do this? Well, when the inevitable question comes up, you can honestly answer "Avoidable? N.T.R. is essential to the plot!"

 

[ShamusForSmut]

Remember Krystal from Star Fox? Why not make a game including her? Like she'll crashland on a planet, full of alien sex lizards and over time she'll start to adapt to their society, and y'know, adapt to their society. It's golden boys I'm telling you.