Post your shitty game ideas

[GreatRedMuppet]

Ever heard of the expression "playing pool with a rope"? That's you. You somehow managed to bag a woman who's easily a 12/10, however you're so shitfaced you can barely stand up and walk, let alone operate your Thrustmeister.
Your objective is simple: give this girl a night to remember, and not the kind where it ends up with you vomiting on the bed and then crying over your long lost teddy bear. other people told me that happened to them

Based on QWOP but amped up to add realism, introducing: the QWOPASKL system.
- Control the blood flow to increase the thickness, but not too much because she's not a fan of a massively veiny dick;
- Increase or decrease the angle of attack as needed, but careful not to overdo it otherwise your dick starts to curve. You're here to fuck her, not tickle her kidneys;
- With A and L you control your hip, so get a good rhythm to give her a proper dickin';
- Thigh muscles are controlled with S and K, side effects include you flopping on the ground;
- If the planets align and you got a good thing going, slam the spacebar to unleash your load. It could be her tits, her ass, her face, the ceiling, your shoes or even your face, the possibilities are limitless!

Beat the game to unlock Hard mode, where all the keys are shuffled every couple of minutes, and then there's Chaos mode where any possible key on the keyboard can be chosen as the new button. Enjoy mashing Page Up, Num6, F4 and Caps Lock while operating O, Q and Win Key.
There's also a co-op mode where each player takes one side of the body, so hopefully you can coordinate with your friend.

 

[desmosome]

I got a great inspiration!

The Boys: The Game: The Porn

Actually you control Homelander though. A sandbox where you can do pretty much anything because you are Homelander. BUT, you need to maintain a high Q score. If the public sees you for what you are and starts hating you, then you destroy the Earth and get a game over.

You can do netori things like bang Starlight and Butcher's wife. You can bang any female Hero. You can kill anyone. However, doing bad things can affect your ratings, so you need to make sure there are no witnesses/investigation and threaten/blackmail victims so they don't talk.

 

[desmosome]

Having watched BCS recently, I present my next shitty idea.

The game is called Chicanery.

The game plays out the years in between BCS and BB. You are Saul Goodman. You need to pull off some chicanery to subvert the law, which often entails bribing female members of the justice system with your penis. Plushies don't always work, aftet all.

 

[StephanieD]

Chucky type Ripoff but with porn and more story - Old man is dying as he grasps his heart
he knows his end is near, he stumbles down the block and walks out into the streets where he is hit
by a young woman in a car, she jumps out and says mister are you alright? As she leans down, he
quickly grabs her her arm with his right hand as his left hand is holding a jewel from his pocket as
he chants Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!

He then swaps bodies as he enters the body of the sexy 18 year old girl. People then begin to gather
saying what happened, she says I dunno I guess that old man is having a heart attack, she
then climbs into her car and looks in the purse to see the ID, so I'm Sophia Turner. Then looks in the mirror
and says mmm nice titties, well time to go, starts up car and runs over the old guy laying on the
pavement like his head was a watermelon.

For the sake of argument we will say the original person was named "Stan Johnson" who was a serial killer
or something to that effect. Now Mr. Johnson in a younger hotter body begins the killing all over again
and of course as a chick he has various sex with women and maybe even has sex with men
to see what a penis feels like in his new vagina. But he basically kills people, maybe he stops at
a store and ties the hot female store clerk up and sucks her nipples and then inserts the broom
inside her vagina and causes her to orgasm then he breaks the broom and stabs her with the
broken broom handle. And of course since he is a body jumper he could have the ability to
jump in bodies of victims or you could have it be something like the body deteriorates after 72 hours,
thus he must find a new body every 3 days or something, so you take over the body of
a police officer or school principal or the doctor at the hospital, next thing you know Doctor
Carlson at the local hospital has a hospital room looking like a morgue packed with the dead
bodies of patients and staff. Basically the sky is the limit and this serial killer can never
be caught because there is always another body to jump in and star the killing all over again.

And of course lots of porn sex, since it's a porn game. And when he body swaps he has to get rid of the old body,
because the old body is where the soul/spirit of the original person goes because it's a body swap so he
has to kill the body he leaves which contains the other person he is now taking over. So he stabs them,
sets them on fire, throws them off a building, into a meat grinder etc. getting rid of them all in various ways.

Ned Won't Die - Basically it's sort of like Jason Vorhees but the killer is named Ned and kills people
at a camp with a lake and eventually the final girl of the story kills Ned but he always comes back
to life. Surprised we haven't see something similar to this in porn games with visual novels.
Maybe Ned was in fact returned to life and gets his power from a bunch of crazy people in hooded
robes like a Satanic cult that used the necronomicon to bring him back. But Ned has to have a hockey mask
or at least some type of iconic mask, maybe make the hockey mask red and shaped a little different
so it differs from Jason Vorhees mask. But let's make the kills brutal and have him do stuff like
he kills one person by burning them in the camp cabin fireplace and another he sticks the fireplace poker
up someone's anus and rams it out their mouth etc.