RPGM Completed Princess & Conquest [v1.01 P2] [Towerfag]

[Azain]

It. Is. Still. Unplayable. Because. It. Talks. Like. This. And. I'm. Unreasonably. Annoyed. To. The. Point. Of. Anger.

It's like a little kid kicking the back of your seat on an airplane for several hours. It builds up until you turn around and roar at the kid, making the parents wonder what kind of a fucking psycho is in front of them.

 

[Lasinitro]

The gallery mode for this game is just so bad, I wonder why the developer just refuses to change it, its genuinely so bad to be able to view only a single scene at a time and being forced to talk to an NPC again TWICE in order to search for another one. The animations in order to get to said scene and leave it are also slow since you have to see babs heart emote animation over and over again for no reason

 

[Czeverke]

The gallery is so bad I prefer to limit it to princess's scenes in tent for example and just view the few scenes at a time of that princess. Or for most progenies view the scenes in tavern, or even in camp. Better than the hassle of babs hut

 

[YouShallNotLol]

So, is there a way (including modifying game's files) to allow Knight (the player) to impregnate progeny characters?
I'm asking because Wendigo Princess (and other minor princesses) are all lumped in under progeny, so the Knight can't have kids with them. Which is frankly, lazy and stupid, and I have no idea why dev decided to do it like that.

 

[Medriphon]

So, is there a way (including modifying game's files) to allow Knight (the player) to impregnate progeny characters?
I'm asking because Wendigo Princess (and other minor princesses) are all lumped in under progeny, so the Knight can't have kids with them. Which is frankly, lazy and stupid, and I have no idea why dev decided to do it like that.

I remember a very old goal on patreon, what said you could impregnate anyone, but was deleted. You only can impregnate the main princesses, the rest forget it, unless someone make a mod to make this possible...

 

[YouShallNotLol]

I remember a very old goal on patreon, what said you could impregnate anyone, but was deleted. You only can impregnate the main princesses, the rest forget it, unless someone make a mod to make this possible...

Yeah, instead we got the absolutely useless feature creep with the weight system.
"Now you can make princesses fat! What joy!" - Dev, probably.

 

[INquiop]

I have to ask is there a set main story or I'm just going around and trying to pick up princess's and keeping the land peaceful? also whats the best knight overall for best playtime

 

[YouShallNotLol]

I have to ask is there a set main story or I'm just going around and trying to pick up princess's and keeping the land peaceful? also whats the best knight overall for best playtime

Overall best knight type is Zealot (Alchemist). Because he has access to a whole lot of (almost exclusive*) potions, which range from allowing to level characters without burning swirlies, to farming dowries, love and affection stats.
And Zealot knight doesn't have any cons to it, unlike many other knight types. Like Monster Eater, which has crippling penalty to affinity with "monster" reigns, which happen to include entire half of all reigns in the game.
*Even though I said "almost exclusive", the process of getting them on a non-alchemist knight is just not worth it. You need to get princesses killed on purpose to use their souls for a random chance of unlocking potion formulas.

Anyways. There is no Main plot, at least for now. But there are a whole bunch of princess routes, which have their own endings. And according to wiki, some special endings outside of the princess routes.

 

[INquiop]

Overall best knight type is Zealot (Alchemist). Because he has access to a whole lot of (almost exclusive*) potions, which range from allowing to level characters without burning swirlies, to farming dowries, love and affection stats.
And Zealot knight doesn't have any cons to it, unlike many other knight types. Like Monster Eater, which has crippling penalty to affinity with "monster" reigns, which happen to include entire half of all reigns in the game.
*Even though I said "almost exclusive", the process of getting them on a non-alchemist knight is just not worth it. You need to get princesses killed on purpose to use their souls for a random chance of unlocking potion formulas.

Anyways. There is no Main plot, at least for now. But there are a whole bunch of princess routes, which have their own endings. And according to wiki, some special endings outside of the princess routes.

Thanks for that answer I could never decide an which one to play as before a got back into the game after this long

 

[PetrusSanctus]

I remember a very old goal on patreon, what said you could impregnate anyone, but was deleted. You only can impregnate the main princesses, the rest forget it, unless someone make a mod to make this possible...

Don't put blame into the dev into this.

I am not trying to shill, I hate doing that.

But I can give him leeway over the fact that Patreon doesn't allow incest, if he did his whole Patreon income would get destroyed because of a ban and he would need to start over.

There was incest before, but so far nobody made a incest patch to bring it back to the game.

 

[PetrusSanctus]

One of the many reasons why i got tired of the way things are going for this game and stopped working on patches.

Damn, no hope for the 22.05 version then?

 

[Kuronomasters]

Damn, no hope for the 22.05 version then?

Are the Toy Progenies out for the game yet ?, if so i might consider it.

 

[Terrec]

I have to ask is there a set main story or I'm just going around and trying to pick up princess's and keeping the land peaceful? also whats the best knight overall for best playtime

A few of the princesses have questlines/routes with definite endings, and the eventually coming Dusk Princess's route requires having done three specific other routes.

I wouldn't say any particular knight is best, but some are definitely worse than others. I don't like anything with a fixed slot, and Prince knight is terrible. Zealot is probably best for the first playthrough, I guess, and if you don't have all of the formulas at the end of it consider doing a short play through with Monster for the Monster Lenses and then do Zealot again.

Overall best knight type is Zealot (Alchemist). Because he has access to a whole lot of (almost exclusive*) potions, which range from allowing to level characters without burning swirlies, to farming dowries, love and affection stats.
And Zealot knight doesn't have any cons to it, unlike many other knight types. Like Monster Eater, which has crippling penalty to affinity with "monster" reigns, which happen to include entire half of all reigns in the game.
*Even though I said "almost exclusive", the process of getting them on a non-alchemist knight is just not worth it. You need to get princesses killed on purpose to use their souls to get a random chance of unlocking potion formulas.

Getting swirlies is way less hassle than brewing LevelUp Potions because of the garbage crafting menu, and Monster Eater's penalty is laughably temporary. And you're a little confused on how to get formulas without Zealot knight - the normal way is to do field battles against warring reigns' armies (which can take forever, admittedly), and the other way you're thinking of requires killing one specific princess (who you probably want to kill anyway in your first play through) and then destroying the other reigns. The Breeding Contract (Rabbit) works, too, but is a bit more hassle. The contract's the only feasible way of getting the bird formula without Zealot, though.

 

[YouShallNotLol]

Getting swirlies is way less hassle than brewing LevelUp Potions because of the garbage crafting menu, and Monster Eater's penalty is laughably temporary. And you're a little confused on how to get formulas without Zealot knight - the normal way is to do field battles against warring reigns' armies (which can take forever, admittedly), and the other way you're thinking of requires killing one specific princess (who you probably want to kill anyway in your first play through) and then destroying the other reigns. The Breeding Contract (Rabbit) works, too, but is a bit more hassle. The contract's the only feasible way of getting the bird formula without Zealot, though.

Only Zealot knight gets formulas from battles. They never dropped for me on other knight types, ever.
And while alchemy crafting menu is certainly not the best, it's 10 times better than the atrocity that is Babs' whole gallery mechanic.
Also, "laughably easy" my ass, enjoy having -10 affinity with half the reigns in the kingdom (I am presuming NG++, since you're lready proposing several metagaming exploits involving portal rings and progeny cloning).

 

[PetrusSanctus]

Are the Toy Progenies out for the game yet ?, if so i might consider it.

They started working on her this update, apparently her progeny is already ready.

 

[Terrec]

Only Zealot knight gets formulas from battles. They never dropped for me on other knight types, ever.
And while alchemy crafting menu is certainly not the best, it's 10 times better than the atrocity that is Babs' whole gallery mechanic.
Also, "laughably easy" my ass, enjoy having -10 affinity with half the reigns in the kingdom (I am presuming NG++, since you're lready proposing several metagaming exploits involving portal rings and progeny cloning).

They most certainly do drop from field battles (and siege defenses, I think). And yes, it is easy once you realize having sex with non-princesses raises reign affinity. Sell a progeny to the brothel if you're impatient.

 

[YouShallNotLol]

They most certainly do drop from field battles (and siege defenses, I think). And yes, it is easy once you realize having sex with non-princesses raises reign affinity. Sell a progeny to the brothel if you're impatient.

Which doesn't work half the time, and is pure RNG if sexable NPCs even spawn or not.
For example, this last run I did, in 6 gameplay hours not a single fuckable goblin spawned. I still can't even interact with goblin princess because my reign affinity is only 1 (Lizz is never up to fuck either).
So if I picked a Monster Eater knight, I would have never climbed out of the negtive affinity. It's pure RNG.

Treating everyone drinks in Faun's tavern is the best (but still purely random) way of getting reign affinity. Doesn't help that most of the time tavern patrons are dipshits like Lamias or Driders who don't have their own reigns.

Now you'll suggest another game-breaking exploit, or to use cheats - but then why even play the game, might as well just google the fucking CG-rip.

 

[Terrec]

Which doesn't work half the time, and is pure RNG if sexable NPCs even spawn or not.
For example, this last run I did, in 6 gameplay hours not a single fuckable goblin spawned. I still can't even interact with goblin princess because my reign affinity is only 1 (Lizz is never up to fuck either).
So if I picked a Monster Eater knight, I would have never climbed out of the negtive affinity. It's pure RNG.

If you can't find any goblins to fuck, then you're not having enough sex in general. Screw princesses at camp, talk to everyone you see and say yes if they offer, or just use the brothel for a while, combining the Family Jewels and Shorty Special is how I assume most people get swirlies anyway until they find a better method. Or do the level 2 guild quests to get reign affinity. Or, once again, just sell a progeny to the brothel and screw it. Sneak into a princess's room and clone her if you're too lazy to get the Hero Banner and recruit one, it counts as a progeny of the princess's race. If you're familiar with the game and still go several hours without getting reign affinity despite wanting it, it's because you've never paid attention to how stuff works.

Edit: The fastest way to raise Lewdness is, of course, the Degenerate skill, but if you can't figure out the basic methods on your own then I assume finding a specific skill is beyond you.

 

[DatWanGai]

Which doesn't work half the time, and is pure RNG if sexable NPCs even spawn or not.
For example, this last run I did, in 6 gameplay hours not a single fuckable goblin spawned. I still can't even interact with goblin princess because my reign affinity is only 1 (Lizz is never up to fuck either).
So if I picked a Monster Eater knight, I would have never climbed out of the negtive affinity. It's pure RNG.

Treating everyone drinks in Faun's tavern is the best (but still purely random) way of getting reign affinity. Doesn't help that most of the time tavern patrons are dipshits like Lamias or Driders who don't have their own reigns.

Now you'll suggest another game-breaking exploit, or to use cheats - but then why even play the game, might as well just google the fucking CG-rip.

This is a tip starting from nothing.
Step 1: Pick Guild Knight.
Step 2: Get the candle from Kobold Princess.
Step 3: As soon as the game starts proper, head immediately to Skelly Princess church and get the Death-not book.
Step 4: Visit as many places as possible to find skeletons and get a complete set (One Head, One ribcage, and 5 whatever else).
Step 5: While doing this make sure to do and complete guild quests every single day. Aim for easy to do quest over higher exp quest you don't want them taking up much time.
Step 6: When you have a full set, make a skelly slave.
Step 7: Head to Slime Princess's Slime Pool.
Step 8: Go up to the orb and save your game. Now use the orb to bring life into your skelly, you're aiming for a dragon. If you don't get it, reload until you do.
Step 9: Equip your best gear on that dragon, make your weapons two fist weapons and give her the candle for accessory.
Step 10: Use the dragon for all combat, they should have stupid high atk power, atk speed and luck.
Step 11: Buy Family Jewels as soon as you can.
Step 12: In-between doing guild quests, try to visit these places everyday until you've gotten your Knight or Dragon to lvl 20: Golem Area - Battleground (Kill the golems and pick up cogs), Mouse Area (Look for NPCs to screw, turn in cogs, buy wings and gas mask), Beach Area (Look for NPCs to screw), Goblin Area - Brewery (Look for NPCs to screw), Tavern (Quests, sell stuff if merchant princess is there and yup look for NPCs to screw), Kill any bandits you come across, they sometimes drop pretty good loot.
Step 13: Once you've gotten your Knight (focus on getting all stats to 5) or Dragon to lvl 20 (focus mainly on combat stat), start hunting down the mimics for Mimic Princess.
Step 14: Once you have her and the Mystery Box (DO NOT USE IT), work on getting the wings and gas mask.
Step 15: Once that's done, hopefully your guild level should be 5, get the banner and head to places full of NPCs. Beach is the best place. And try to recruit at least one of as many races as you can.
Step 16: Once all of this is done, make sure you have a club weapon, deposit all swirlies into the bank and head to the Southern region. Go due east and fly using the wings to the island nearby.
Step 17: Make your north, using the club to break rocks. Jump in the hole. Get the crstal princess if you want, break the northern wall, and head keep heading north.
Step 18: You're now in the lands below, equip the gas mask and head to to the first southern path into the poison and go to the ruins. Instead the ruins, look for the turtle shell that glows. Now, this next part is highly important. Unequip EVERYTHING of value from all characters you currently have except the gas mask from knight. Once done, use the Mystery Box.
Step 19: Walk inside the glowing turtle shell and wait. When prompted, stay in the shell. Your run just ended.
Step 20: Start new game+ and rechoose Guild Knight, get yet another candle from Kobold Princess, open the Mystery Box and do whatever for the first two days.
Step 21:Once you get access to your Progencies again, take out your dragon. Re-farm cogs until you can buy gas mask annnnnnd......repeat Steps 16-20.
Step 22: Re-choose Guild Knight once more, and now you're ready for your serious runs. With Guild Knight++, you no longer have a daily limit on quests. Use this to your advantage and get Knight up to 30 asap. Recruit any races you don't have as companions, get their level just high enough to give them 5 love and lust and use them as affinity batteries.

 

[YouShallNotLol]

If you can't find any goblins to fuck, then you're not having enough sex in general. Screw princesses at camp, talk to everyone you see and say yes if they offer, or just use the brothel for a while, combining the Family Jewels and Shorty Special is how I assume most people get swirlies anyway until they find a better method. Or do the level 2 guild quests to get reign affinity. Or, once again, just sell a progeny to the brothel and screw it. Sneak into a princess's room and clone her if you're too lazy to get the Hero Banner and recruit one, it counts as a progeny of the princess's race. If you're familiar with the game and still go several hours without getting reign affinity despite wanting it, it's because you've never paid attention to how stuff works.

Edit: The fastest way to raise Lewdness is, of course, the Degenerate skill, but if you can't figure out the basic methods on your own then I assume finding a specific skill is beyond you.

I don't have time to spam guild quests or live 24/7 in Greenkin Brewery, because I'm constantly running around trying to prevent reigns from killing themselves. I have to run back and forth spamming bird stamps and visit princesses to spend affinity to stop the wars they're starting all the time. The fact that some areas automatically skip days just because you enter them, but still trigger wars, is not helping at all.
The teatime quest change is the worst change they did ever in this game. It's now a set day of the week, but you can take the quest and waste the daily quest slot anyway, because fuck you.

Curb your snobbish elitism and go touch some grass.