anoehtotoyr

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It's by far one of the beat NSFW games of all time so I think 5 stars is appropriate
Nah. I mean, it's still up there just by virtue of being a 3D game with a decent artstyle and good animations, but as a game it's complete and utter ass. Even if we ignore the complete lack of well... everything, the core gameplay simply sucks and it's clear that the gameplay portion is an afterthought as of now.

This is a modern game that somehow has all the mistakes of crappy arcade beat em up games from the 90s. You have to perfectly line up your attacks while enemies can attack diagonally, and the lack of proper combos combined with the randomness of how enemies attack you make the whole thing very hard to engage with so you just stand there and only look forward for an enemy to fuck you in the ass (literally).

I can forget there being no story, the character having zero personality or purpose beyond alternating between wanting to be fucked or not but still loving it anyway and the lack of an actual objective beyond unlocking the gallery scenes if at least the gameplay is just engaging enough, but this doesn't have that. Even doing a basic 2-3 attack string is stiff so you end up not doing it and just spam dash and jab.

And even as a gallery is very lacking because it doesn't have a free camera. I mean, that's kinda the point of making a 3D porn game, isn't it? Or else why would I want to watch 3D balloons bouncing if I'm locked into a 2D camera? Not even a few fixed angles to switch between? Yeah, no. When this game made the jump from 2D to 3D, they advertised free camera as a major selling point, and yet the game might as well still be 2D for all practical purposes.

And of course, none of this would be a real issue if they weren't clearly stalling the development with these "monthly" updates that do absolutely nothing. And it's even worse because the creator has to be a fucking diva about it instead of accepting that the development is atrocious, so no, for the time it's been put into it and the fact there's an actual team working on it, it sucks. People on their own have done much better "games" in much less time and yes, 3D.
 
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The game took an insane nosedive when they had to change the rough sex scenes to have these weird comical consensual intros. Kinda defeats the whole point of the setting.
And yeah, the gameplay sucks rofl. It's just fighting waves after waves in clunky combat that's super boring. I'd rather it were a 2d side scroller at this point rofl.
 

RoyalRequiem

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I wonder if Eromancer lurks here on F95 and likes to grief these kinds of threads. They have a reddit account too.

 

Terakahn

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When I updated my save reset, is it gone forever?

Also, why does she have voice sounds in combat but not in sex scenes?
 
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Dee1414

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I forgot "griefing" was a word people used to say instead of "trolling."
They're not quite the same. Trolling is to do things with the only intention of messing with them. Griefing is crying while doing so as a sort of retribution.

For an example, in video games, if someone throws the game because they dont care, they are a troll i.e. playing a character wrong for funsies. If someone gets tilted and freaks out which leads to them jumping off cliffs, it's griefing.
 

RoyalRequiem

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They're not quite the same. Trolling is to do things with the only intention of messing with them. Griefing is crying while doing so as a sort of retribution.

For an example, in video games, if someone throws the game because they dont care, they are a troll i.e. playing a character wrong for funsies. If someone gets tilted and freaks out which leads to them jumping off cliffs, it's griefing.
Either way, Eromancer probably gets a kick out of reading complaints. They have a pretty large internet presence.
 

FirstOne

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bought an early access game in 2016 devs were saying game was in beta already and would release next year they even offered discount for the star citizen package what i learned from that is if i ever buy a game it will be a few years after release when all the dlc, patches and bugfixes are in to avoid getting cyberpunked
 
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anoehtotoyr

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I wonder if Eromancer lurks here on F95 and likes to grief these kinds of threads. They have a reddit account too.

*open link
*literally the first post he's being a passive-aggressive cunt
*makes clear reference to this site

Well congratulations, Eromancer, your "game" is so shit people don't even want to pirate it anymore.
 
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