jadepaladin
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- Mar 9, 2020
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V: I'm back from Canada. I met someone up there so I'm over you, Jake. What did you do while I was gone?
Jake: Cool, I fucked Allison.
V: Wait, what? I was joking, I didn't meet anyone. You cheated on me?
Jake: We were on a break.
V: What does that even mean?
Jake: You're the one that left. Also, I fucked Jasmine.
V: You what?!? I should report you to the Dean.
Jake: I also fucked Kris and Alexa.
V: Who's Kris? Wait, Alexa from your class?
Jake: Oh, Maggie gave me a blowjob.
V: Who the fuck is Maggie?
Jake: I'm pretty much aiming to fuck everyone in the story. Even Bates. Not Lily though.
V: *faints*
Jake: Cool, I fucked Allison.
V: Wait, what? I was joking, I didn't meet anyone. You cheated on me?
Jake: We were on a break.
V: What does that even mean?
Jake: You're the one that left. Also, I fucked Jasmine.
V: You what?!? I should report you to the Dean.
Jake: I also fucked Kris and Alexa.
V: Who's Kris? Wait, Alexa from your class?
Jake: Oh, Maggie gave me a blowjob.
V: Who the fuck is Maggie?
Jake: I'm pretty much aiming to fuck everyone in the story. Even Bates. Not Lily though.
V: *faints*