I had an idea how to explain why MC is making so much stupid decisions and how to make Glenn more compelling character and explain why he is such a huge turd and has a beef with MC. All this by adding only one scene, right after MC has crashed his car. Devs are free to use it if they want.
SCENE START:
-Two first responders are driving to the scene of car crash with their ambulance. And step out of the car.
Paramedic 1(P1) : Another car crash, must be asian driver again, am I right. So how do we go about this?
Paramedic 2(P2) : That's racist you prick. And why are you asking me? This is my first day as trainee, so you tell me what to do!
P1 : Oh stop pulling my leg. You should be training me. I'm the trainee.
P2 : What the fuck? I'm supposed to be riding with Steve and your name tag says Steve! So why the fuck, would they put two trainees in same car!
P1 : Oh fuck, I'm the other Steve, you retard! Why would you ever think that you should ride with me, if you are supposed to be with Steve?
P2 : HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW THERE'S MULTITUDES OF STEVES!!! I JUST STARTED THIS JOB 20 FUCKING MINUTES AGO!!
P1 : YOU SHOULD JUST KNOW! It's not written anywhere, but you are supposed to know it and it's your dumbass fault for not knowing it. But we don't have time for this right now. We need to check that crash.
P2 : You are right, you are right, sorry for yelling. It just that, this is my first time in action and I also haven't had a poo in weeks and I finally start to feel like I could soon pop a turd.
P1 : It's all alright. I started yesterday and already had to bandage kids knee, after he fell of his bike. How much worse could this be? Let's GO!
-Paramedics go up two collided cars and check the seats with flashlight.
P1 : It's empty, there's no one in either of these cars.
P2 : (Looks around and points at two shoes sticking out at the distance) There's something there, looks like shoes, maybe there's a person inside them.
P1 : Good thinking, let's check it.
-Paramedics walk up to the shoes.
-P2 Checks behind the shoes)
P2 : JESUS, FUCKING, CHRIST! HIS HEAD IS SPLIT LIKE A MELON.
P1 : Let me check.
(Looks behind shoes and steps away)
P1 : Yep, that's pretty fucked up. It's all yours buddy, first one to see it, takes care of it. It's in the rules.
P2 : IN WHAT FUCKING RULES?
P1 : In the unwritten ones, and it's your fault for not knowing them.
P2 : Oh fuck! Atleast walk me through this.
(steps closer to MC)
P2 : I'm pretty sure this pink stuff should be inside the skull?
P1 : Yep, you are correct, that's his brain, just pop it back in and see if you can close the lid.
P2 : Just pop it back in?! It's full of leafs and shit! I can't just pop it in without cleaning it.
P1 : Well scrape that shit off and pop it back in. Time is of the essence, he's gonna kick the bucket if you don't pop it back soon.
P2 : Alright, alright.
(Starts to scrape dirt off)
P2 : This ain't working too well. As I scrape it, it takes chunks of brain with it, there's only about half left of it now. We need a better plan.
P1 : Try to pee on it.
P2 : I'M NOT PEEING ON IT!
P1 : DO IT! I saw it on telly. (---Mutters--- Or was that for jellyfish stings.)
P2 : Oh fuck it, we are out of time and options.
(Whips out his penis and has pit of wee on the brain)
P2 : Look at that, it worked.
P1 : Now just pop it in, close the lid, tape it shut and hope he reboots.
P2 : I don't think that's how this all is supposed to work, but ok.
(Slaps brain in, closes skull and tapes it all together. MC shows signs of life)
P2 : Well i'll be damned, it actually worked.
P1 : Yep, I was not even worried. See that. (Points at MCs scroch) That's a magic ding-a-ling. It is said to have mystical power beyond comprehension of mere mortals, it gives you power over all women and it even has power to turn lesbians straight. And it does, like, 50% of the thinking for him, so he should not have too much problems losing some of his brain.
P2 : Wow, that's amazing! Anyway let's put him in the back. I really need to take that shit now.
- Paramedics take MC to ambulance and P2 jocks of quickly to woods to take a shit.
- After ten minutes P2 get's back to ambulance, drenched in sweat and rain.
P2 : Holy shit, you never believe this, I just took biggest shit ever! Look I took a picture, I placed my shoe next to it for scale.
(Shows picture in his phone to P1. P2 looks at picture)
P1 : HOLY MOLY! That must be atleast 90 courics! It's a miracle that you didn't shatter your pelvis taking that.
P2 : I have no clue how I was able to do it, but we don't have time for this shit, we need to get that dude to hospital. Oh, by the way, there was some drunkass russian bloke also groaning in the bushes. I bet he sobers right up before morning.
P1 : Yep, we don't have no time for any russian drunks right now. Let's get going
- Doors at the back of the ambulance fly open, accompanied with sounds of thunder and flashes of lightning.
- Mystical figure (HT - for huge turd) has appeared in the back of the ambulance.
P1 and P2 : (Both cream like little girls)
HT : FAAATHER!!!!!!!!
P1 : WTF, is that the turd you just took?
P2 : Holy shit, it is. Look at all those yellow spot. I eat a lot of corn.
-P1 starts to scramble to the drivers seat
HT : Father.
P2 : I'm not your father.
HT : But you made me! Ate all that corn and sweet bread. Carried me in warmth of your bowels and molded me to what I am.
P2 : I'm sorry little one, that does not make me your father. That makes you, a piece of shit.
HT : No! THAT'S NOT TRUE! YOU ARE MY FATHER! I know it, deep down in these corns in my chest, i can feel it, you are my father.
-P1 starts ambulance.
P1 : KICK IT OUT AND I FLOOR IT!
-HT panics and tries to get hold of his father. Reaching towards his chest, and get's a hold of his uniform.
-P2 rips his new born sons arm of his chest ripping his uniform in process.
-HT tumbless towards unconsious MC, his hand hitting and grasping something it hits.
-P2 kicks HT in his chest and sends him flying out of back of the ambulance. And slams ambulance doors shut
-P1 floors the gas pedal and drives off to the night.
HT : FAAATHEER, DON'T LEAVE ME!!
-HT, alone in darkness, tears mixing with rain in his eyes, looks at his hands.
-In HTs right hand he sees a wallet, he opens it and finds MCs driving licence inside of it.
-In HTs left hand, he has a piece of his fathers ripped uniform. P2s nametag. Tag says "Glenn".
END Glenn origins SCENE.
Sorry for all typos and spelling errors if any, atleast I tried to proof read it.