yltohawk

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So. In a post last month the Dev says the long awaited update is coming in early August ... early August?

Can someone help me out and define 'Early'?

Did I miss something? My calendar says it's August 22 already.
It's called redefining reality... Kinds like we aren't really in a recession so don't be fooled by the obvious, ask Sir D. he'll tell you its possible through his powers of prestidigitation, Gaslighting, and a profound sense of Hubris that what you are experiencing is nothing more than time laps. See this is 2021. So he just put out his last update 1 month ago.
 

95zuser99031

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So. In a post last month the Dev says the long awaited update is coming in early August ... early August?

Can someone help me out and define 'Early'?

Did I miss something? My calendar says it's August 22 already.
Devs an idiot who defines "early" as the first 3 weeks of the month. Updates never coming out. We just come here to shitpost now.
 
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Sir Dammed said today on discord: "I posted on Patreon 3 days ago."
Can anyone tell us what the latest information from Patreon is?
 

Alleyway

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So. In a post last month the Dev says the long awaited update is coming in early August ... early August?

Can someone help me out and define 'Early'?

Did I miss something? My calendar says it's August 22 already.

What calendar are you using? Gregorian? Newb.

13.0.9.14.11

That's today's date in the Mayan Calendar; look at those numbers! Not a single one above 14! One of 'em is even still at '0'! Clearly it's still early August by Mayan standards, I say give the man a break and stop noticing silly things like, 'it's been over a year' and 'subscribers are being milked with nothing to show for it'; those are minor inconveniences, not even worth noting. A true fan of the creative process would keep quiet and continue providing that sweet green, at least until that Mayan zero there turns five.
 

JHorcoc6

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Damned bragging about how many times he has cried update (see Discord screenshot):

Damned bragging about crying update.png

Much like the story of the boy who cried wolf, his cries of update lost any semblance of credibility years ago. He is right about one thing though. "It hasn't been almost a month." It's actually been over a year!
 
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