GrandPaBrowning

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You are actually arguing about dragon dicks fitting in humans and statistics of dragons transforming into humanoids?

My dear MFs... TOUCH. GRASS. NOW. Or snow - whatever the season is, you should make a few steps back and do something more grounded. Even for me this is getting too autistic, and I mean it in non-medical sense.
 

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You are actually arguing about dragon dicks fitting in humans and statistics of dragons transforming into humanoids?

My dear MFs... TOUCH. GRASS. NOW. Or snow - whatever the season is, you should make a few steps back and do something more grounded. Even for me this is getting too autistic, and I mean it in non-medical sense.
I'll have you know I have a potted plant in my room for these purposes so I in fact can and do touch it regularly. Well a plant. So what if it's plastic? It counts.
 

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You are actually arguing about dragon dicks fitting in humans and statistics of dragons transforming into humanoids?

My dear MFs... TOUCH. GRASS. NOW. Or snow - whatever the season is, you should make a few steps back and do something more grounded. Even for me this is getting too autistic, and I mean it in non-medical sense.
I didnt start this. Im gonna enjoy my fun with them. Sometimes i wonder are they pretending to be stupid and are actually trolling me
 
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Wait, are you saying that this game about magical dragons, kobolds, elves, time traveling nagas, monsters from beyond the veil of reality, demons and wolfmen among others is not an accurate representation of reality?

Why that would be preposterous!
It's a shame if that is the limit of your mentality. Enjoying fantasy fiction doesn't mean that there are literally no rules and no amount of realism is necessary. It's not even worth arguing with you anymore if that's your opinion, that just because it's a fantasy game that nothing needs to make sense.
 

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I'll have you know I have a potted plant in my room for these purposes so I in fact can and do touch it regularly. Well a plant. So what if it's plastic? It counts.
HOW AND WHY DID YOU POT A PLASTIC PLANT??!! What purpose would it serve to fill a pot with soil that can support life then put a lifeless piece of plastic inside it?!

What kind of nihilism is this?!!
 

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this.
they do have enough force to erm, make it fit no matter the outcome. will the girl survive? probly not. in a fantasy world? maybe yes.
Hey, dragons can have a sport where they would dick-impale some girls, then use the force of their ejaculation to shoot girls' heads into a target. Its like hammer throw but more interesting. And screamy.
 

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It's a shame if that is the limit of your mentality. Enjoying fantasy fiction doesn't mean that there are literally no rules and no amount of realism is necessary. It's not even worth arguing with you anymore if that's your opinion, that just because it's a fantasy game that nothing needs to make sense.
Er... you do realize that was a joke, right? I thought the unironic usage of the word preposterous that makes me sound like an British gentleman from the 19th century would have given it away.

HOW AND WHY DID YOU POT A PLASTIC PLANT??!! What purpose would it serve to fill a pot with soil that can support life then put a lifeless piece of plastic inside it?!

What kind of nihilism is this?!!
I did not say that soil was involved. It's more of a hole in a piece of wooden furniture that is there for god knows what reason, likely a missing screw or something, that I stuck the plastic stem into. But by it counts!

As for nihilism. Well, it kind of wilted. That's not even a joke. I own a wilted plastic plant.
 
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Er... you do realize that was a joke, right? I thought the unironic usage of the word preposterous that makes me sound like an British gentleman from the 19th century would have given it away.


I did not say that soil was involved. It's more of a hole in a piece of wooden furniture that is there for god knows what reason, likely a missing screw or something, that I stuck the plastic stem into. But by it counts!

As for nihilism. Well, it kind of wilted. That's not even a joke. I own a wilted plastic plant.
It does not count as potting! To pot something is to put that smth into the pot!

If its not "potting" when you put your finger in your nose, then its no more potting when you stick pieces of plastic in the holes of your furniture. Its just decorating stuff, like decoupage but weird. And really cheap.

Also, what's the point of making already unalive plastic plant and then making it wilted so it would be DOUBLE UNALIVE?! Do you also own a dead-n-dry plastic plant to make it TRIPLE UNALIVE, you little nihilist?!
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It does not count as potting! To pot something is to put that smth into the pot!
But if I start putting things into the pot than the pans will get jealous! Not to mention the cups and glassware. Are you trying to make me buy out the entire plastic flower store or something?!

If its not "potting" when you put your finger in your nose, then its no more potting when you stick pieces of plastic in the holes of your furniture. Its just decorating stuff, like decoupage but weird. And really cheap.
I'll have you know the furniture was not cheap.

Also, what's the point of making already unalive plastic plant and then making it wilted so it would be DOUBLE UNALIVE?!
I tried asking it that as well. But it refused to talk back and everyone looked at me funny.

Do you also own a dead-n-dry plastic plant to make it TRIPLE UNALIVE, you little nihilist?!
Now that you mention it.
 
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But if I start putting things into the pot than the pans will get jealous! Not to mention the cups and glassware. Are you trying to make me buy out the entire plastic flower store or something?!

I'll have you know the furniture was not cheap.

I tried asking it that as well. But it refused to talk back and everyone looked at me funny.

Now that you mention it.
GET AN ACTUAL PLANT. IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL.
 
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