Grand.... how could you. I thought we was here. Thought we was eye to eye. Starsky and Hutch. PB&J. Lamb and tuna fish...
...mashed potatoes and cutlets, cheese and pizza, cock and ball, Val and Zira, Bad and Dragon, Skibidi and Toilet, naked cowboys and Ram Ranch, draenei females and horsecocks, dumb shit and my sense of humor...
Where were we? Oh yes...
No, I actually lost the plot for a minute. Lemme check...
Oh the betrayal! But no really, I don't care that we can't collect em all. I respek the whole thing if that's why it was done. Hell just admitted I would've done something like that myself. But I'm petty like that.
I also have the controversial opinion, that big harems are... hold up.
Let me check nobody watching... ok.
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are iffy. Prefer small and reasonable numbers, to lots of pretty numbers. And I never considered a requirement for harem. To be getting all the girls. Apparently a lot of folks think differently but eh.
The more the gals the harder it is to give them all deserved attention. Bigger harem often means messier and sloppier harem - and not in the hot'n'sexy sense! If you have half a dozen girls with one being The One, a few being close and a few being more like set of holes, that's manageable. Also, that's what you usually get in Ravager.
But if you harem is literally everything with a cunt this side of those frosty mountains... Yeah, it risks becoming a mess.
My only real gripe is my pickle wasn't truly tickled. I have a deep and I mean a DEEP seeded enemy to lover kink. And we have two amazing examples to work with. Everyone else kinda just falls into place. I mean sure Heloise starts as an enemy. Arc was romantic and nice, but not quite what I want. No no, I want the deep hatred. I want that enemies for life to hubby experience. That I hate you to I love you hit different. Val would feel like a stretch. But Naho could reasonably work. We get small snippets to show she could work. And yea it's sensible that some would hate us... however! It would also be sensible that they would see our good (if chosen) actions. And be able to come to the conclusion, that we different. Either way, I just want my kink man.... but it is what it is.
Yes! YEEEES! Let her painfully cum screaming on your dragon dick while she tries to kill ya scalie butt while you turn her butt into a dragon dick mold! Fuck her brains out till her hate melt into pleasure and sheer fucking WANTING of you and the sharp sensations you give her! LET HER BE YOUR MASOCHISTIC FUCK-PIG WHO CAN'T GET HER DAY WITHOUT GOOD OL' RECTACL REARANGEMENT! UNTIL SHE'LL GROW TO LIKE BEGRUDNGINGLY THEN LOVE YA SORRY SCALIE ASS! "YES, DRAGON, I HATE YOU! *spreads cheeks* NOW STICK IT UP THERE AND MAKE ME
FEEL IT!"
Yes. To this say I say "YES!YES!YES!YES!" hundred and thousand times over! I don't want Valzira conquered - I want her fucking hate me and still choose to be with me because that gives her the edge and makes her feel fuller than living alone in a fucking swamp!
YES. TO THIS IS SAY
YES!
Man, I love going into deranged smut-rants... Guess one day I will make some therapist a tad bit richer, lol.
Ah, fuck it!
TWENTY NAKED KOBOLDS AT DRAG RANCH
VALZIRA GETTING FUCKED EVEN IN HER SLEEP!...