thank you for the compliment
That is actually the 10s of millions of dollars thing I was talking about
Oh that is totally fair argument. I was just nerding out about the accuracy of the MLP skit that was clearly a joke
You know, it is kinda sadly ironic how fragile our most durable animal companions (if we discount elephants, of course) can be sometimes.
I'm pretty sure that the title of "most durable" belongs to cows. And they can survive a broken leg just fine.You know, it is kinda sadly ironic how fragile our most durable animal companions (if we discount elephants, of course) can be sometimes.
They can't be grown into 1,5 tones rhino-sized monstrosity with more horse powers than some cars though.
You sure about that?
Okay, you are right! Google tells me that heaviest cows registered weighted around whooping 2 tones, almost 500 kilos heavier than the heaviest horse (on my pic, 1540 kilo).
The result of a crash with a regular moose (500 kilo on average) is often fatal for the semi truck.
Moose total cars and then get up and walk away. Car knocks moose's legs out from under it and it falls on the engine and squashes it flat. I don't think one'd be too happy after getting hit by an 18-wheeler tho.
Cabover - sure. Hood - ain't no way half a ton moose will total hooded truck. If it won't end up in ditch, caught on a dozen trees, of course. Besides, some people install huge-ass plows upfront just in case. In case of moose, I guess? Then its unlikely to even rich the engine. Heck, the force of impact shouldn't be enough to ditch even a semi without the trailer either - it has dry weight in tons.
18-wheeler will make it explode. Quite literally.
In Alaska moose run a leetle larger than that. IIRC the record was like 1800 lbs.
But would it be enough to crush the hood?
You can say the thread was derailed...
No I specifically did not send her to breaker and she was available as a consort. She wasn't happy that the kobolds are scrubbing her in the bath though, so she wasn't broken. Maybe it's due to Issa poisoned her before
And lets not talk about what would happen if you give them to Proteans. Else it'll get even lewder. And weirder.
hmm... something's not triggering for me, then, cuz she doesn't have her limbs, she's/was pregnant and that's about all I can think of that could be messing the process up, but I tried with turning her into a nugget without impregnating her and nothingShe should become viable as a consort after getting turned into a nugget.
higher risk with the moose is that the legs are quite a bit longer, that's why the darn moose rolls over the hood of a common whatever brand car, or the fashion SUV (because those aren't stable), and then you have half a metric ton right through the windshield.
Yeap. Moose in crash with anything less than semi is basically big dull meaty guillotine that will gore one's head off one's body. And the body too, cause many times the moose will straight up crush or tear through the roof and destroy everyone inside.
But consider how much more fucked your car would be if it was a dragon instead of a moose
