GrandPaBrowning
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Oh, and I also made my own proper Ravager waifu tierlist.
I will elaborate on the reasons: 'Why?'. This is a threat and a warning both.
SS-Tier.
-Malice - she's Malice. The Cutest End of The World. The Daddy D-Rider. Anyone who does not put her into S-tier or above is a heretic. Heretics are plus-plus not nice.
S-Tier.
-Heloise - she's Heloise. She's the best Naga mom. She's cool and she makes being uppity cool. That's a damn achievement if you ask me.
-Maelys - lot of options, lot of route, very sweet healing arc. She's also a cool assassin who could destroy your enemies while they sleep. And she gives the best feet.
-Enid - I can't get enough of that fearless grumpy housewife. She's probably the only character that will say to dragon's face: 'Suck on this, draggo' and the 'draggo' be just sitting there like a scolded schoolboy. And she's really good and dedicated mom. If the elves weren't there, she would be at the forefront of the S-tier.
-Darja - so sweet she gives you diabetes through the screen. Very silly - sometimes in really stupid way. Somehow it makes her all the cuter. And she has the whole arc of her rise to success on your scalie back! Cute, diabetically so. Just be vary that her full potential depends on Malagar being around.
AA-Tier.
-Valzira - she's Valzira. I can't get enough of my pet cactus. She's the idea of hateboner made manifest in ironically boner-less way. Everything she says is either spoken in the most 'why do I have to deal with you idiot?'-bored tone ever or the Endless Litany of Insult: 'From Insult cometh Spite. From Spite cometh Loathing. From Loathing cometh Hateboner. From Hateboner cometh Smirk. From Smirk cometh Insult'. Why the coolest legion has the second lamest primarch?
A-Tier.
-Marie-Ann - she's really, really kind. And fucks beasts. And sometimes she's the beast you fuck. Why not higher? Her being kind-hearted zoophiliac is basically her whole shtick. Very one-line - but the line is awesome. Can see her in S-Tier as well.
-Adeline - on the second thought, it takes being exceptional asshole to piss her off enough for her to snap at you. Other than that, you will have probably the most supportive character in the game. And a really useful one too. She will be the pillar of your rule whatever it takes. Why not higher? Again - that's her whole shtick.
-Sabetha and Inej - they are dynamic duo with a surprising amount of depth to them. Both of them are cool, them together are extra-cool. Her kits are the sweetest. Why not higher? Their personalities are kinda mono-thematic. Sabetha is tongue'n'chick one, Inej is more serious one. But mostly my personal preference - I can see tham in the S-tier, they have a lot going on.
-Zizeryx - tits'n'cock and characteristic Infernal craziness. Why not higher? Characteristic Infernal craziness makes Zizeryx scary as all fucks. I do have boner for that creature, but it's a very scared boner.
-Chanwe - she has a lot going on, with several routes to pick from. Her pious route is by far one of the best character arc in the game - one of the few actual character arcs, in fact. Why not higher? Her heretical route is a fucking disaster. Don't turn her to the Goon Side of the Force, please!
-Mina - she has awesome Scottish accent that is just music to the ears, and too have a lot going on. Several way to recruit or capture her, several ways to treat her. She's cool character overall - and probably the most helpful. Why not higher? Dunno, honestly. She's S-tier material.
-Cooch - cute drunken brawler who can make booze from kobold cum and makes your nobles drink it. That scene is gold. Also a lot of contents with her. Why not higher? She's one of those one shtick characters.
-Chia - a very loyal, dutiful and humble person who isn't a coward. She's just a very decent person - that's it. World sits on the shoulders of humble giants like her. And that's VERY respectable. Why not higher? Well, that's it! She's a decent human being. Literally nothing more special.
-Naho - if Valzira's spite was kinda habitual, hers is very earned and personal. And unlike an immortal elf, wolfgirl has everything to risk angering a dragon - and yet persists even knowing it would harm her. Call it stupidity - and I did. But what happens when you talk to her later on in Act V? You learn why she hates Eburon - he and the pack cares only about bitches and power. Naho has something they lack - pride for her people, a sense of patriotism. She won't bow because you are not one of them and despises her pack for doing so. Her hate isn't empty - its a hate of someone whose life was ruined by some powerful foreigner with not a lick of care for the way of her people. Its a warranted hate - and one that could be respected. Why not higher? Well, that's basically the whole of Naho.
B-Tier.
-Eburon - good boy. That's it. His gay furry stuff is kinda weird, IMO. But scenes with Naho are hot. Shame that's all of him. When Naho of all people has more elevated mentality than you, you aren't doing well in that department.
-Issa - STOP HARMING MY HAREM BEHIND MY BACK, YOU LITTLE ADORING SNAKE! Also, not a clue as to what his plans are. Every time he's around I feel like walking on envenomed eggshells that are also a ticking nuclear time bomb.
-Rhea - sweet, but there is so little of her she's barely a character.
Not waifus but cool-Tier
-Malagar - he's Malagar. The mortal who's coming close to mastering divine. I don't need to tell more - he's probably the coolest character after Malice.
-Mother - she's Mother. Hot Cthulhu babe commanding the forced beyond mortal comprehension and a cool grandma to Malice. Sometimes makes me shiver - but that's kinda expected.
-Rhyll - he's Rhyll. Cool mercenary man with a 'tude, skill and more nerdowells to throw at the problem that the Drakesguard could count. A LOT of nice interactions with that man. And he's also willing to be cool uncle for Malice, which is sweet.
-Petruk - well, how can you not like your most faithful follower? Surprisingly competent guy that just gets shit done. A total silly-filly at times - honestly, he and Darja share a braincell - but still cool.
-Breaker - monomaniacal torture person. Living proof that kobolds can be legit scary in less numbers than 'a lot'. The most dedicated person in the whole Realm. May as well be a Terminator in disguise - you won't tell a difference personality-wise. Drako Sunner, come torture with me if you want your waifus obedient.
Spare Petruks-Tier.
-They are your spare Petruks. That is all.
Who's that woman?!-Tier.
-Who is she? I don't know! I don't think I ever met her. How do you trigger her happening in game?
P-Tier.
-Balthorne - he's Balthorne. Him turning into a selkie would an upgrade. Screw him. He's the worst. He's basically this:
You are not unseeing the Jarate Man.
I will elaborate on the reasons: 'Why?'. This is a threat and a warning both.
SS-Tier.
-Malice - she's Malice. The Cutest End of The World. The Daddy D-Rider. Anyone who does not put her into S-tier or above is a heretic. Heretics are plus-plus not nice.
S-Tier.
-Heloise - she's Heloise. She's the best Naga mom. She's cool and she makes being uppity cool. That's a damn achievement if you ask me.
-Maelys - lot of options, lot of route, very sweet healing arc. She's also a cool assassin who could destroy your enemies while they sleep. And she gives the best feet.
-Enid - I can't get enough of that fearless grumpy housewife. She's probably the only character that will say to dragon's face: 'Suck on this, draggo' and the 'draggo' be just sitting there like a scolded schoolboy. And she's really good and dedicated mom. If the elves weren't there, she would be at the forefront of the S-tier.
-Darja - so sweet she gives you diabetes through the screen. Very silly - sometimes in really stupid way. Somehow it makes her all the cuter. And she has the whole arc of her rise to success on your scalie back! Cute, diabetically so. Just be vary that her full potential depends on Malagar being around.
AA-Tier.
-Valzira - she's Valzira. I can't get enough of my pet cactus. She's the idea of hateboner made manifest in ironically boner-less way. Everything she says is either spoken in the most 'why do I have to deal with you idiot?'-bored tone ever or the Endless Litany of Insult: 'From Insult cometh Spite. From Spite cometh Loathing. From Loathing cometh Hateboner. From Hateboner cometh Smirk. From Smirk cometh Insult'. Why the coolest legion has the second lamest primarch?
A-Tier.
-Marie-Ann - she's really, really kind. And fucks beasts. And sometimes she's the beast you fuck. Why not higher? Her being kind-hearted zoophiliac is basically her whole shtick. Very one-line - but the line is awesome. Can see her in S-Tier as well.
-Adeline - on the second thought, it takes being exceptional asshole to piss her off enough for her to snap at you. Other than that, you will have probably the most supportive character in the game. And a really useful one too. She will be the pillar of your rule whatever it takes. Why not higher? Again - that's her whole shtick.
-Sabetha and Inej - they are dynamic duo with a surprising amount of depth to them. Both of them are cool, them together are extra-cool. Her kits are the sweetest. Why not higher? Their personalities are kinda mono-thematic. Sabetha is tongue'n'chick one, Inej is more serious one. But mostly my personal preference - I can see tham in the S-tier, they have a lot going on.
-Zizeryx - tits'n'cock and characteristic Infernal craziness. Why not higher? Characteristic Infernal craziness makes Zizeryx scary as all fucks. I do have boner for that creature, but it's a very scared boner.
-Chanwe - she has a lot going on, with several routes to pick from. Her pious route is by far one of the best character arc in the game - one of the few actual character arcs, in fact. Why not higher? Her heretical route is a fucking disaster. Don't turn her to the Goon Side of the Force, please!
-Mina - she has awesome Scottish accent that is just music to the ears, and too have a lot going on. Several way to recruit or capture her, several ways to treat her. She's cool character overall - and probably the most helpful. Why not higher? Dunno, honestly. She's S-tier material.
-Cooch - cute drunken brawler who can make booze from kobold cum and makes your nobles drink it. That scene is gold. Also a lot of contents with her. Why not higher? She's one of those one shtick characters.
-Chia - a very loyal, dutiful and humble person who isn't a coward. She's just a very decent person - that's it. World sits on the shoulders of humble giants like her. And that's VERY respectable. Why not higher? Well, that's it! She's a decent human being. Literally nothing more special.
-Naho - if Valzira's spite was kinda habitual, hers is very earned and personal. And unlike an immortal elf, wolfgirl has everything to risk angering a dragon - and yet persists even knowing it would harm her. Call it stupidity - and I did. But what happens when you talk to her later on in Act V? You learn why she hates Eburon - he and the pack cares only about bitches and power. Naho has something they lack - pride for her people, a sense of patriotism. She won't bow because you are not one of them and despises her pack for doing so. Her hate isn't empty - its a hate of someone whose life was ruined by some powerful foreigner with not a lick of care for the way of her people. Its a warranted hate - and one that could be respected. Why not higher? Well, that's basically the whole of Naho.
B-Tier.
-Eburon - good boy. That's it. His gay furry stuff is kinda weird, IMO. But scenes with Naho are hot. Shame that's all of him. When Naho of all people has more elevated mentality than you, you aren't doing well in that department.
-Issa - STOP HARMING MY HAREM BEHIND MY BACK, YOU LITTLE ADORING SNAKE! Also, not a clue as to what his plans are. Every time he's around I feel like walking on envenomed eggshells that are also a ticking nuclear time bomb.
-Rhea - sweet, but there is so little of her she's barely a character.
Not waifus but cool-Tier
-Malagar - he's Malagar. The mortal who's coming close to mastering divine. I don't need to tell more - he's probably the coolest character after Malice.
-Mother - she's Mother. Hot Cthulhu babe commanding the forced beyond mortal comprehension and a cool grandma to Malice. Sometimes makes me shiver - but that's kinda expected.
-Rhyll - he's Rhyll. Cool mercenary man with a 'tude, skill and more nerdowells to throw at the problem that the Drakesguard could count. A LOT of nice interactions with that man. And he's also willing to be cool uncle for Malice, which is sweet.
-Petruk - well, how can you not like your most faithful follower? Surprisingly competent guy that just gets shit done. A total silly-filly at times - honestly, he and Darja share a braincell - but still cool.
-Breaker - monomaniacal torture person. Living proof that kobolds can be legit scary in less numbers than 'a lot'. The most dedicated person in the whole Realm. May as well be a Terminator in disguise - you won't tell a difference personality-wise. Drako Sunner, come torture with me if you want your waifus obedient.
Spare Petruks-Tier.
-They are your spare Petruks. That is all.
Who's that woman?!-Tier.
-Who is she? I don't know! I don't think I ever met her. How do you trigger her happening in game?
P-Tier.
-Balthorne - he's Balthorne. Him turning into a selkie would an upgrade. Screw him. He's the worst. He's basically this:
You are not unseeing the Jarate Man.
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