Hi, guys and gals! I need a quick asessment of my mental state.
So:
I wake up in an unknown room.
What happened? ... Oh, shit! There was a man with GLOWING EYES! He did something to me! Was his hand glowing, too? Was there a loud noise? A gunshot?
Wait! Wait a second! My mother was fucking my little sister! Oh, fuck! (I ran away, so I'm clearly upset about the events...)
I sit up...
WTF! There's a middle-aged woman in lingerie beside the bed I'm lying on! What! The! Actual! Fuck!
-Don't worry dear, I'll explain everything to you! Would you like some tea?
(ARGH! Tea?! I don't need TEA! I need answers! What happened yesterday? Was it yesterday?)
-No, thanks!
She elegantly sips her tea...
-Why did you choose to venture into the woods last night?
-... (wat? I was thinking about what to ask her...)
-I know, I know. I'll explain everything. Later. Probably. Now answer my questions!
-Curious. light, explore... You know. The usual.
-Ok, why in the middle of the night?
-Problems at home...? You know, clearing my head. (My mother was fucking my sister!!!)
-Look! I'm asking you, because I'm only trying to ascertain why you were attacked last night. You, of all people...
(so it was yesterday...)
-Oh! The hobo! Who is usually hanging out by the laundromat! His HEAD was fucking cut off!
-Don't worry, dear! Business as usual. It was just a hobo. Nothing to worry about! A head here, a torso there, nothing to worry about!
-Ok. Thanks, I was put off a little... Whew! Just a hobo...
...
-So. The man was using magic against you. Blood magic brobably.
-??? (WAT?) Yeah, sure. Magic. In the real world. No probs. Blood magic. Of course! That's so cool! So damn amazing!
-I'm sure, you have lotsa questions, but I won't answer them.
-But you said...
-No. Although previously I said, that I'll explain everything to you; I won't. Because your mom, - you know, the one fucking your sister - will answer all your questions. Yeah. So giddyup, and fuck your family!
-Am I going crazy???