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I saw young adult with similar body on a shopping trip today. Perhaps bit under 160 cm tall, upper body just like Darcy and great ass. Equally long hair to Darcy. So cute and sexy at the same time :love:
Did you ask if you could escort her to the backroom and show her your finer points :LOL::LOL:
 

JJ1960

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It's probably better to invite her to your house to look at the stamp collection. :ROFLMAO:
You losers haven't learned the first thing from AVNs. You are supposed to ask if she wants you to hold her bags while she's shopping, then follow her to the changing rooms to give your opinion on what she's buying before getting a peek of her when she "accidentally" forgets to close the curtain.
 

quorkboy

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The easiest way to get women, according to AVNs, is to have your father die or experience some other life changing event, then move to a new town to live with three.

In some realities, you're biologically related to these women, and you're moving back home after being away. Whether you are in reality one or reality two depends on the collapse of a quantum wave function.

Soon after you arrive, your brain starts producing pheromones which drive women crazy, and you're desired by almost every one you meet.

The exact details (and number of women with whom you live) may vary.

I fail to understand why more people aren't using this strategy.
 

johnpouljones

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The easiest way to get women, according to AVNs, is to have your father die or experience some other life changing event, then move to a new town to live with three.

In some realities, you're biologically related to these women, and you're moving back home after being away. Whether you are in reality one or reality two depends on the collapse of a quantum wave function.

Soon after you arrive, your brain starts producing pheromones which drive women crazy, and you're desired by almost every one you meet.

The exact details (and number of women with whom you live) may vary.

I fail to understand why more people aren't using this strategy.
My brain spends so much time on often unproductive thinking that it no longer has time to produce pheromones.
 

Steuan

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The easiest way to get women, according to AVNs, is to have your father die or experience some other life changing event, then move to a new town to live with three.

In some realities, you're biologically related to these women, and you're moving back home after being away. Whether you are in reality one or reality two depends on the collapse of a quantum wave function.

Soon after you arrive, your brain starts producing pheromones which drive women crazy, and you're desired by almost every one you meet.

The exact details (and number of women with whom you live) may vary.

I fail to understand why more people aren't using this strategy.
according to Jestur*

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somedude0190

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This might be a dumb question or maybe asked a bunch already (sorry if it's either of those) but now that we know the alpha is out and in testing does that narrow the window of the possible release down? I don't mean to rush just trying to get as close an idea of when it will be out as possible so I can set aside time for it. I hope you all have an amazing week :)
 

Norome28

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The easiest way to get women, according to AVNs, is to have your father die or experience some other life changing event, then move to a new town to live with three.

In some realities, you're biologically related to these women, and you're moving back home after being away. Whether you are in reality one or reality two depends on the collapse of a quantum wave function.

Soon after you arrive, your brain starts producing pheromones which drive women crazy, and you're desired by almost every one you meet.

The exact details (and number of women with whom you live) may vary.

I fail to understand why more people aren't using this strategy.
Thanks for the idea! Almost AVN's is a story like and it's the only story people think of...so if I have to create my own AVN, I'll make sure I use this plot, so that I don't have to think much harder...
 

Steuan

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This might be a dumb question or maybe asked a bunch already (sorry if it's either of those) but now that we know the alpha is out and in testing does that narrow the window of the possible release down? I don't mean to rush just trying to get as close an idea of when it will be out as possible so I can set aside time for it. I hope you all have an amazing week :)
This's not a dumb question, bro. AFAIK there will be the beta testing after the alpha testing, and it is the last step for "testing" before the full release. Soo ummm I guess 0.7 will be released in a month. It shouldn't be longer than that... :unsure:
 
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This's not a dumb question, bro. AFAIK there will be the beta testing after the alpha testing, and it is the last step for "testing" before the full release. Soo ummm I guess 0.7 will be released in a month. It shouldn't be longer than that... :unsure:
what? in a month?? triple a titles don't get tested for that long dude

you have any source or are you just guessing?
 

Bill Temple

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This's not a dumb question, bro. AFAIK there will be the beta testing after the alpha testing, and it is the last step for "testing" before the full release. Soo ummm I guess 0.7 will be released in a month. It shouldn't be longer than that... :unsure:
I heard AVN devs, in parallel with beta testing, were moving toward sigma testing, which takes longer because each of the sigmas insist on testing everything themselves. Not to mention that they keep checking that they're clicking the mouse with confidence but not aggression.
 

Steuan

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what? in a month?? triple a titles don't get tested for that long dude

you have any source or are you just guessing?
No. No. I don't have a source lol I was just guessing. :LUL:

I heard AVN devs, in parallel with beta testing, were moving toward sigma testing, which takes longer because each of the sigmas insist on testing everything themselves. Not to mention that they keep checking that they're clicking the mouse with confidence but not aggression.
Well... It's better than spamming patches, don't you think? :WeSmart:
 
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