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When you first see Doreen you're lead to believe that she's chubby, the tail extending her Sprite doesn't help either in that regard.

But then you look down and you see the typical slim waist and suddenly the face doesn't match the body.
Seriously, the face is by itself bad enough because it looks so different to literally every other face in the game, but then you look at the body and it retroactively makes the face look like it's been repeadeatly hit with an Iron to be flattened.

It's just flat out unappealing in every single way.
If you compare SG to the other girls it really seems like Oni took Gwen's body, made it 3x larger and tried matching it to enlarged versions of Emma's tits and legs. You can see her body's outline is hella thick, while the others have a pretty thin outline.
 
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I challenge anyone to find a real life counterpart to Squirrel Girl's body.
In my thirty plus years of being a depraved piece of shit I have only met a handful of girls who resemble Emma's or Ororo's build.
Any girl I've met with as large proportions as Doreen's WOULD NEVER have such a flat belly, there would be a significant pouch there, and her tits would unavoidably be saggy as hell, Ororo-style at least, no matter her age.
Hell, even Emma would have saggier tits considering her overall proportions and age.
All the other girls make pretty good sense, all things considered. Even Gwen's East-West tits make sense despite her young age.
Tits in general tend to sag down more than they perk up, that's just plain physics and biology.
On a daily basis you can find petite older ladies with as big tits as Emma's, but you can bet your nads those tits are undoubtedly saggy.
SG's body just doesn't make any sense the way it is right now. It should be either narrower or fluffier. Not to mention has face simply looks like dog shit.
 

kryanBR

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Got the same error
Thats right, this error is from version 1.5e or 1.4 (I do not remember). I searched the internet and I only found topics saying that this happens with other games due to the current status of renpy (The current version that joiplay emulates is 7.4.11 in others games simply crash). The solution is to download Russian apks and stay in the loop; download, play ALL AGAIN, update, PLAY ALL AGAIN. Because on Android 13 higher we cannot access the "app" folder to send the saves. I found an apk that creates saves in the documents folder but I cant find the website I downloaded it from because... Its from Russia (always them haha). Well, oni or someone could fix this error, if the game was HTML I would even try.
 
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Hakime1_-_

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This "update" just flat out breaks all existing saves?
load a game - return to room - storm asks me to check something out.
Say whats in it for me - infinite string of "an exception has occured" screens
Say yes - talk to SQ - infinite string of "an exception has occured" screens
Say no - interact with any other characters in any other location - infinite string of "an exception has occured" screens
If you ignore the prompt to be returned to the room - say no, then you get stuck in an infinite loop when you go the campus because any conversation or any attempt to move from there triggers "you see ms munroe in the hall" and you are locked cycling through the same 3 options.

Rollback does nothing, out of sheer curiosity I set an autoclicker to run clicking on ignore and there were literally hundreds of back to back errors.

And this is on top of effectively not fixing existing issues or adding anything new, existing characters are still unfinished, models are still wonky, behaviours that use to be in the game have been removed( or never trigger because they are bugged), elizabeth still has zero content and doesn't even have a model for being in the classroom and her bj pose legitimately looks like a 12 year old tried to draw zone-sama in paint but this "update" was rolled out to throw a character with no content and whose current implementation breaks almost every interaction with every character and mutiple locations entirely. I am sorry, but what is that
 
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kryanBR

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in all troubles - it is always the Russians who are to blame.
in all rescues - it’s always the Russians who are to blame = too?
oh, those ubiquitous Russians...
how can this be?
Oh, but every time I want a good mod, apk for a certain game, hack or obb... I always find it on their website and they are great at it. When I said "always them" its because when I dont find it on an American site, I find it on Korean or Russian sites. However, the Russian mods (apart from the advertisements wtf?) are the ones that best suit my taste (Because Koerano although it works, most dont translate it into English).
In my country I only find translations, which are horrible. Like the word "fuck". The translation of this game made me uninstall it before even releasing kitty, see the menu translated from "fuck" to "porra"(porra significa esperma, "cum" entende?)... Meu deus.
Fuck pode ser traduzido para "foder" ou "porra" mesmo. Porem eles usam o google tradutor e fica muito ruin por que no português do brasil (não, não falamos em espanhol e é muito, MUITO diferente), uma frase pode ter mais de 9 significados. Por isso que a tradução de mídia, games, aparelho etc, é feito a mão e traduzida de acordo.
 
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