I'm out after this month this is ridiculous.
Oh cumon Semon, we know you won't quit. Your addiction rate is way too high. Wait a few days, a few weeks, but then you will come back to ZerOni and watch in shame as he locks the door behind you for the next filthy deed.
It's ok.
We've all been there.
On a more serious note ... eh, well, on a slightly less silly note, I've to agree with Barkin. Storm and Jubes were surprisingly quick, relatively speaking, so it's sooomewhat fine-ish with me.
What pisses me off (the horrible sex poses aside) is rather the gall of just saying 'a few months'. Not 'as soon as I can', or 'as soon as I finish the last strokes' or whatever.
I've no base for this of course, but it just sounds to me like 'I've that content ready to serve but - why would I?'.