- Jul 30, 2017
- 28
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So, I tried the game, and to be honest, I don't understand it enough to even really review it. You start out in a futuristic cyberpunk world looking brothel. There's a loot chest full of stuff in the basement, including fantasy medieval armors that boost stats. What are these stats and what do they do? I don't know.
The clothing items don't seem to fully line up with where you would logically wear them. Does this skirt go in the skirt slot? No. It's shoulders for some reason. One of the clothing items is apparently ammo? That one floats above your head if you wear it.
When having sex in the brothel doesn't seem to do anything, I went outside to find a random horse, and an antique/steampunk car. Okay. Well, there's only one destination on the map besides the starting brothel, and running is faster than the horse. The car can be entered, but it's in a weird spot, so you can't drive it.
So, I go to the other marked area, talk to someone, go through a portal, and all the sci-fi references are gone. Now, its all fantasy/medieval. The game could have started here if this is what it's supposed to be. Finally there are some fights to have. My floating above my head ammo clothes are gone.
Nothing makes even a little bit of sense.
The clothing items don't seem to fully line up with where you would logically wear them. Does this skirt go in the skirt slot? No. It's shoulders for some reason. One of the clothing items is apparently ammo? That one floats above your head if you wear it.
When having sex in the brothel doesn't seem to do anything, I went outside to find a random horse, and an antique/steampunk car. Okay. Well, there's only one destination on the map besides the starting brothel, and running is faster than the horse. The car can be entered, but it's in a weird spot, so you can't drive it.
So, I go to the other marked area, talk to someone, go through a portal, and all the sci-fi references are gone. Now, its all fantasy/medieval. The game could have started here if this is what it's supposed to be. Finally there are some fights to have. My floating above my head ammo clothes are gone.
Nothing makes even a little bit of sense.