OK OK. I didn't want to be aggressive or anything like that, and like you said, it's not a competition. I didn't feel offended either, so we're cool. I know that online translators are not accurate enough to convey the actual meaning of expressions, etc.
In these translations I have only made a small comparison between several cross-translations from the web, and what I am able to understand, since my last Japanese lessons go back a while ago. But if you have time, I would like you to look at these files and tell me what you think.