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Garnser

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Apr 1, 2017
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Yes. Who the fuck is this for? The entire point of porn games is for wish/fantasy fulfillment and escapism. In real life, you can't have sex with elves, monsters girls, or human/animal hybrids, so porn games fill the void. And if you're old, unattractive, and desperately lonely like me, then the fantasy becomes getting to have sex with literally anyone. But this is just simulating the masturbation, an act that you're not only perfectly capable of doing at home, but are likely in the process of doing when playing a porn game. A porn game where you exclusively fuck Onaholes and sex dolls would be like making a racing sim where the entire core gameplay loop is waiting in line at the DMV.
As far as I know, this porn game is more of an interlude for a dev, before making his new game, for people that don't want to wait without anything. I dunno if anyone here saw his last projects (Sex with Devil, Sex with Stalin), but most of his games are trash with "deep" meaning behind it. If you look at it from such perspective, you eyes won't bleed so much.
 
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someyoungguy

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This definitely isn't for me, but I will say in a spirit of positivity that different folks like different things.... and there certainly aren't many other games like this, so I guess in that sense this is a.... notable effort... and at least it's better than a 6th, or whatever number were at, game where you have sex with Hitler.
I saw that there's a game where you fuck Stalin now, so even that genre is progressing :ROFLMAO:
 

SpicyDude

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Jun 22, 2019
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Yes. Who the fuck is this for? The entire point of porn games is for wish/fantasy fulfillment and escapism. In real life, you can't have sex with elves, monsters girls, or human/animal hybrids, so porn games fill the void. And if you're old, unattractive, and desperately lonely like me, then the fantasy becomes getting to have sex with literally anyone. But this is just simulating the masturbation, an act that you're not only perfectly capable of doing at home, but are likely in the process of doing when playing a porn game. A porn game where you exclusively fuck Onaholes and sex dolls would be like making a racing sim where the entire core gameplay loop is waiting in line at the DMV.
I think that for those of us who have been scouring this hellsite for a while in search of games that display truly sublime erotic artistry, there is a lot to hope for in a project like 'Sex, Please'.

The main character's depravity is so clearly established from the jump and immediately allows you to behold the pure essence of his psyche; the way he tacitly resigns to his animalistic impulses and falls down to the floor, only for him to give himself a glorified footjob with the ease and finesse of a man who has done it a thousand times over.

And the couch.

The fucking couch.

Fun fact for those whose sensual sentiments are too tepid to try the game for themselves, the couch is the only fuckable hole that the main character doesn't pull out of when cumming.
The unimaginable horrors that fester underneath those couch cushions is a sin worthy of demonic indentions upon your soul.

Whoever is responsible for making this teaser has sculpted a monument to humanity's indentured servitude to desire, and has imbued it with exquisite artistic pneuma. A rare find to have a game like this crop up here, what a wonderfully shameful psychosexual experience it was to try the teaser.

TL;DR: This game is escapism for hyper-bisexuals in their early 20's who already fuck, i guess.
 

Zero28

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Mar 23, 2018
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xD

Edit: If you want to know how I do this freecam thing, it's easy.

1- Download this: (it is version v469, there is another version but I can't get it)

2- Open IGCSClient

3- How to use page:


This works with almost all unreal 4 games
 
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Blither

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Sep 3, 2018
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i'm just dead from laughting,dude all people who are like "WTF" are people who play loli game ,motherfucking game and other disturbing thing and seing cheat whith strange gonfable doll literaly scare them and i'm not exeption,bro what kind of birthed by the fucking devil kind of game is that ,i have seen a lot of disgusting cheat on this website but this cheat is a first
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AkelImad

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Aug 30, 2018
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weird amount of effort put into fucking a couch simulator, but its giving off the forest vibes lmao, so i'll keep an eye on this horror game
 

MysticXcore

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Mar 16, 2018
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ok, I just played for like a min or so and now I'm like wtf am I even playin lol (ngl I must admit, the most intriguing "toy" in that shop is that realistic sex doll in the huge display case). also, I noticed there is some jumpscares ( I did notice a few unexpected jumpscares, which took me by surprise and left me a bit rattled. It almost feels like this place has a haunted vibe to it, which adds an unexpected twist to the experience." Was not expecting that couch fuck scene....

Overall - I need therapy now *traumatized*
 
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