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The game would have been really awesome if it had any sex. I still enjoyed the game and played it all the way through. You do get some skimpy dancing of some of the women, when you defeat the uber form of the mermaid.
I have a few tips for anyone wanting to clear this game.
In the start you should focus a bit on attack, upgrade the sword and make attack lvl 10 by getting points from training with the barmaid.
The first battles are a huge mess. Because it all seems so random (there is a method to the madness). Get to know the disruptive emotes, they are key. The laugh and the pointing often have a short duration. Use them whenever you can. Be a bit more conservative with the monolouge, this really helps, when the idiot MC falls on his ass (which he sadly does a lot) as it takes the most time. Dancing is also a good one, but is a bit faster, you can use this whenever you feel like it... I think, the problem here is getting to the right timing by feel.
Drinking. Is really good in the start and it makes a comeback in the late game. In the start because it helps on the damage and gives relative decent healing (only in the start) when it's lvl 13. During the midgame the healing and damage is negligent. The disruptive nature of the reflect might seem like a good thing, but the damage from the counter and magic attack is so bad in the mid and late game. You won't have access to the true worth of drinking until much later. The semi-permanent debuffs to the enemies is where it's at. Learn to have a dance or monolouge ready before you start drinking, as more often than not, you'll be disrupted yourself before the reflect comes into play. Re-spec in the mid-game for more useful stats. You'll need to put it on manual in the late game.
I was underestimating the vampiric blade a lot, since the drawback is a lousy defense (no defence). My suggestion is... take it as soon as possible. It's unbelievebly powerful. Of course take the crown as soon as you hit lvl 65.
The dragon is good not because of it's (awful) healing and damage, but because of it's disruptive nature and occasional reflects. The last ability is, however, kind of bunkers having good damage and long continuous disruption.
Combo's... lvl it.
The vampire kicked my ass, since I didn't really bother reading up on the ladies. You should take your time with this dame.
The colossus was the one that beat me the most, as I was sort of rushing through the game at that point.
The only other fight, where you could get some problems down the road is the mech woman. You can beat her without using the overheat... it's probably just not feasable at your current level. Ice attacks will reduce her heat meter, which I think is a nice little detail. You'll need to be able to take her attacks, so lots of HP and defence is good here.
I don't know when this occours exactly as I first realized this by the end of the game. But in the MC's room there's an exclamationmark over his head, which will lead you to a fight against a new lady. You'll be able to farm a lot of points from her.
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Who's your favorite monster lady in this game? I can't quite decide. The ones I'd rate on typical beauty would probably have Axiel (mermaid) in the top. The barmaid is a bit derpy. The picture with the spider queen is just so damn cute
There's also a part of me that would want to see a lewd scene with the Zozo the Demon Clown. She's weird looking... but also kind of hot. I think, it's the Moxxi'ish look. I got the hots for her as a wee lad, when I played the first Borderlands.
When you win a round against the cat girl. You can hear the sound of her hands grabbing her breasts... and it makes me sad, we can't lewd her. She's definitely also in a top spot.
The venom queen... normally I didn't have a thing for the idea of lamias in the past. Then they decided to give the snake women in X-Com 2 boobs (or "venom glands") and I couldn't help but wonder. I mean for got sake, their attacks can also be seen as something of a kinky dom bdsm play.
The Mech-girl Armazon. Inside of the orb thing she has legs, that are bend a bet as to fit. She seems hard on the outside, but:
I think, she'd play cold in the start. Deep down loving the attention. Having her mentally open up and having us see her cute side, would be so awesome in a sex scene.
There's also something to be said about Heligula. Her death scene where she holds us lovingly in her arms is just so weirdly sad. The model itself isn't too "pretty"... but getting to do a giant monster girl like that would be neat.
I guess my top 3 list is:
1: Saeburr (tigress/cat girl).
2: Zozo (demon clown).
3: Axiel (mermaid).
I have a few tips for anyone wanting to clear this game.
In the start you should focus a bit on attack, upgrade the sword and make attack lvl 10 by getting points from training with the barmaid.
The first battles are a huge mess. Because it all seems so random (there is a method to the madness). Get to know the disruptive emotes, they are key. The laugh and the pointing often have a short duration. Use them whenever you can. Be a bit more conservative with the monolouge, this really helps, when the idiot MC falls on his ass (which he sadly does a lot) as it takes the most time. Dancing is also a good one, but is a bit faster, you can use this whenever you feel like it... I think, the problem here is getting to the right timing by feel.
Drinking. Is really good in the start and it makes a comeback in the late game. In the start because it helps on the damage and gives relative decent healing (only in the start) when it's lvl 13. During the midgame the healing and damage is negligent. The disruptive nature of the reflect might seem like a good thing, but the damage from the counter and magic attack is so bad in the mid and late game. You won't have access to the true worth of drinking until much later. The semi-permanent debuffs to the enemies is where it's at. Learn to have a dance or monolouge ready before you start drinking, as more often than not, you'll be disrupted yourself before the reflect comes into play. Re-spec in the mid-game for more useful stats. You'll need to put it on manual in the late game.
I was underestimating the vampiric blade a lot, since the drawback is a lousy defense (no defence). My suggestion is... take it as soon as possible. It's unbelievebly powerful. Of course take the crown as soon as you hit lvl 65.
The dragon is good not because of it's (awful) healing and damage, but because of it's disruptive nature and occasional reflects. The last ability is, however, kind of bunkers having good damage and long continuous disruption.
Combo's... lvl it.
The vampire kicked my ass, since I didn't really bother reading up on the ladies. You should take your time with this dame.
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The colossus was the one that beat me the most, as I was sort of rushing through the game at that point.
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The only other fight, where you could get some problems down the road is the mech woman. You can beat her without using the overheat... it's probably just not feasable at your current level. Ice attacks will reduce her heat meter, which I think is a nice little detail. You'll need to be able to take her attacks, so lots of HP and defence is good here.
I don't know when this occours exactly as I first realized this by the end of the game. But in the MC's room there's an exclamationmark over his head, which will lead you to a fight against a new lady. You'll be able to farm a lot of points from her.
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Who's your favorite monster lady in this game? I can't quite decide. The ones I'd rate on typical beauty would probably have Axiel (mermaid) in the top. The barmaid is a bit derpy. The picture with the spider queen is just so damn cute
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When you win a round against the cat girl. You can hear the sound of her hands grabbing her breasts... and it makes me sad, we can't lewd her. She's definitely also in a top spot.
The venom queen... normally I didn't have a thing for the idea of lamias in the past. Then they decided to give the snake women in X-Com 2 boobs (or "venom glands") and I couldn't help but wonder. I mean for got sake, their attacks can also be seen as something of a kinky dom bdsm play.
The Mech-girl Armazon. Inside of the orb thing she has legs, that are bend a bet as to fit. She seems hard on the outside, but:
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There's also something to be said about Heligula. Her death scene where she holds us lovingly in her arms is just so weirdly sad. The model itself isn't too "pretty"... but getting to do a giant monster girl like that would be neat.
I guess my top 3 list is:
1: Saeburr (tigress/cat girl).
2: Zozo (demon clown).
3: Axiel (mermaid).
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use Cheat Engine,
All the game values are 4byte x8
example:
you have 100 gold
search for type = 4byte
search for value = 100*8
spend a small amount of gold for a potion
search the new gold value again 85*8
after doing this 2 or 3 times there should Only be 2 addresses in the top left.
Double click both to add them to the bottom list.
double click their Value to change it.
Enter any number that can be divided by 8
example:
8000 = 1000 gold
800000 = 100000 gold
works for skills too.
short review:
it's a lot less grindy than the demo. That doesn't mean it isn't grindy.
The art isn't exactly top tier but it has it's charm for being cartoonish.
The combat mechanics are unique but can be very annoying since it's 100% RNG.
your character will sometimes do absolutely nothing as if his brain just shut down so you'll have to keep the enemy from 1 shotting you by spamming their commands while the dumbass AI finally decides to do something.
-if you use cheats (as i did) to skip all the grind, it can be fun at higher levels as your character FINALLY starts doing actual combos, counters, parries, etc.
At lower levels however... you might as well be fighting a Dark Souls boss with your fist.
it's a lot less grindy than the demo. That doesn't mean it isn't grindy.
The art isn't exactly top tier but it has it's charm for being cartoonish.
The combat mechanics are unique but can be very annoying since it's 100% RNG.
your character will sometimes do absolutely nothing as if his brain just shut down so you'll have to keep the enemy from 1 shotting you by spamming their commands while the dumbass AI finally decides to do something.
-if you use cheats (as i did) to skip all the grind, it can be fun at higher levels as your character FINALLY starts doing actual combos, counters, parries, etc.
At lower levels however... you might as well be fighting a Dark Souls boss with your fist.
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There is a balloon in his room, after you defeat the "boss". Click on it to be teleported to her realm.
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On normal, or uber? Cause I'm not sure if defeating the end boss in uber will just end the game.
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I honestly don't know. I just found the balloon after I wanted to lvl up some stuff. I'm pretty sure I defeated the last boss and everyone else (including the alien) on uber beforehand.
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don't make jokes of this... sadly i found porn where guys like this really have sex with hot girls i personally never had sex with till now (or maybe even will be) and you wonder yourself what women do for money...
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You sound bitter about who women choose to do. Or, you're trying to add to the joke, that being...
It's a misconception that women have a default height preference of 6'0" and above, and that somehow, men below that height are basically midgets. See attached image for more. It's a meme that originated on 4chan's /asp/ board (of all places) in the WWE threads where users would frequently compare the heights of wrestlers like Seth Rollins and Triple H as if the height difference was indicative of a wrestler's ability to win a match. Suffice it to say, it became a meme like "x living in your head rent free," and similar ones.
