Визуальная репрезентация выражения: "Молчишь? - В пизде торчишь! Отозвался? - В пизде остался

" (It is a nice visual representation of a a Russian colloquial saying... Can not give you a proper translation.., but "If you keep silent? - then you've slipped into cunt! If you respond? - you are stuck in cunt for ever" it's just stupid but in a way funny (when used in russia) Usage: When one interlocutor keeps asking w/o result all the time and the other keeps silent (i.e. 'cause he is busy) The one can exclaim - "Молчишь? - В пизде торчишь!" and if the other finally replies..nevertheless the One reproaches him (Отозвался? - В пизде остался!" IT IS DIRTY RUDE LANGUAGE used only between close friends

not between strangers.