RONALD: "Beer and pussy. That's all I need."
SEAN: "We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."
RONALD: "Smurfette?"
SEAN: "Mm hmm. Not some like, tight-ass Middlesex chick, y'know? Like this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does."
DONNIE: "Smurfette doesn't fuck."
SEAN: "That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs, why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other smurfs were getting too horny."
RONALD: "--No no no not Vanity, I heard he was a homosexual."
SEAN: "Okay well you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches. Okay?"
RONALD: "Well what about Papa Smurf, I mean he must get in some of the action..."
SEAN: "Yeah what he does is he films the gangbang, and later on he beats off to the tape."
DONNIE: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her.
And as for the whole gangbang scenario, heh, I-- that just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, they don't even have-- *gestures toward his crotch* --reproductive organs under those little..white..pants.
That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a smurf. What's the point of living, if you don't have a dick?"
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