Ave true to Caesar!
Here's the whole log for the newversion.
Changes
-The semen now behaves more realistically, adhering fully (in animation) to the models' skin, clothing, glasses, and static objects, and partially (in physics) to everything else.
-Holes can be filed with semen.
-Semen related content now has corresponding sounds.
-Some other minor changes.
Fixes
-The game would freeze if the save file required a non-existent auto-rating profile.
-An error during Sunday's event has been corrected.
-There is no longer a "money" bug.
Notes
-Unfortunately, semen can't stick to hair; reading data from the GPU demands a lot of horsepower, but it can be done in the background, so the game does not stutter. However, it will be a lot of work. I'm not sure if it's worth it to put in another month of work only to have semen particles adhered to the hair, especially because there's no guarantee it'll be aesthetically pleasing.
Known issues
-Hair type L is clipping below the model's back.
-Game performance may be reduced by thousands of semen particles.
-If the sperm-expelling hole is sealed with model skins, the game may stutter. (I meant a large, fat ass.)
If my gaming laptop can't handle semen physics, then goddamn.