This game has 5 stars and is one of the top rated so what am I missing here how do I play this lol
To address some of the concerns (I'm just a player btw)
The dialogue has lots of broken english and typos
For typos, the creator does not seem to be a native english speaker and they even got a typos channel on discord
When I try to crouch my legs crumple and my guy is dragging himself around the room like a dog trying to scratch its ass.
For the crouching I would assume it's because of the physics of the game, my tip is to not crouch too far as you can end up slingshotting slapping the fuck out of a girl
The room im in is the size of a jail cell
For the room size, there are a few mods that add different rooms, I am assuming that the dev is focusing on the main features of the game over something minor like the room itself, the game is all about touching girls not interior design lol (you can search the post for "New Office" and "Apartment" and you'll find the mods I meant.
Every girl looks like an alien
And for the girls appearance, Alien is subjective, if you grind enough eventually you'll get girls you like, but if you're not into the style then you'll never like it, I've had mixed success but its all about rating the facial features well
When I try to touch a girl I punch them in the face by accident just by pressing the button to use my hands and they get pissed and leave
This is annoying even for me, there is a keybind to slow the speed of your hand, iirc its Alt and there's no way to change that I know of.
As for them getting pissed and leave, the game has a cheat menu, you can adjust the rate of which they get angry or feel pain to even not feeling anything, Just adjust that to your liking, I have like 20% on everything, lets me touch enough but also lets me tell which ones are annoying to deal with, the default game rates have some girls basically instantly get mad if you touch them and those are the ones you rate 0.