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I'm stuck on making bitches fart cum..... It's like magic.... it never fails to make me laugh because my wife doesn't think it funny at all !
But i do !! and it's Fuking awesome....
I even made my wife a ring tone of one of the best cum farts

I'm going to load it onto her phone and set it as her default alert for everything as a surprise Christmas gift from me to her...
Dude you got issues:(
 
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numnut

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He's also gonna get divorced this way.
My wife is the one who told me about this game..... we've been together since Jr High and we're both in our late 40's.... if she divorces me it's sure as heck ain't gonna be because I'm making her like cum farts that's for sure...
Now it would be a completely different story if I was trying to make our big titty next door neighbor like cum farts.... but I can tell just by looking the stretch marks around her mouth that she already does.....

Great now you got me thinking about my next door neighbors big titties.....
I imagine they look like when you fill a wubble ball with water and try and pick it up from the middle and sling it over each side ..... like two squishy lopsided googly eyes that look at her feet all day....
 

D0v4hk1n

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Oct 4, 2017
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Yeah just pretend this game doesn't exist at this point.

Forget all about it.

Come back in a year or so for the two updates he'll release by then and then wait another year and so on.
 
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D0v4hk1n

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Oct 4, 2017
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Dear Tvalle,

If you are reading this, I hope this message finds you well.

Kindly note that our situation is dire and pent up semen has reached a boiling point. We demand the ability to lick and kiss (possibly even suck, especially for nipples and bootyholes). One of the bros has also requested the ability to fist, and if possible, the ability to put an entire foot up the model's ass hole.

Please Tvalle, I understand that we are ants compared to you but you have got to grant our wishes.

Me personally? Oh dear Tvalle please implement new model faces. I feel like I'm fucking cousins of the same family.

Thanks in advance!
 
May 10, 2018
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I'm not the one crying like a little baby bc he didn't release an update, even more if you didn't even pay for it, there are other games to fap on. If I was the developper I would have stopped just to piss people that complain on f95

"i was doing something for money, id stop doing it just to piss off the people giving me that money"

do you see how fucking stupid that sounds?
 
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heyhwat

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Apr 30, 2018
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"i was doing something for money, id stop doing it just to piss off the people giving me that money"

do you see how fucking stupid that sounds?
Funny to assume that most f95 are giving him money. Are you aware that you are supposed to be a patreon to play this game version in the first place?
Ever heard of searching another job bc the people were too toxic?

Here is a quote from Thora the one who made the mod monkey for SMA:

"Just look how toxic some threads on f95 can get. I've seen several dev pull out of there then stop their project in disgust. You need to have a tough skin and good communication skills... traits that aren't common for software developers."
 

Dingickso

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Funny to assume that most f95 are giving him money. Are you aware that you are supposed to be a patreon to play this game version in the first place?
Ever heard of searching another job bc the people were too toxic?

Here is a quote from Thora the one who made the mod monkey for SMA:

"Just look how toxic some threads on f95 can get. I've seen several dev pull out of there then stop their project in disgust. You need to have a tough skin and good communication skills... traits that aren't common for software developers."
What did you expect from pirates anyway?! We don't give a single flying fuck about your/their feelings ARRRGGHHHHH!
 
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