Alright so the update that just came out is the straw the broke the camels back so to speak, I gotta share my thoughts on this now
Art is fucking superb, everything else is ass (You can stop reading here if you just want the short version.)
This part of the review is honestly more of a rant about the developer/ment, because it's really just that awful and predatory so I kinda gotta vent.
This game has been in development for a looooooong time, hell I member playing this game back before it even had any sex scenes in it, and we still don't really have a finished product. Take this "wonderwoman" update that just came out, notice how even the wonderwoman content isn't done yet? People have been clamoring for wonderwoman content for the longest time (not to mention Zatana and catwoman, you fuck) and the dev knows this, so he's gonna milk it as long as he can to keep getting the fucking fat bank he gets for making this game. Updates are far and few between, with mostly radio silence in between them, and the dev seems either entirely incapable or unmotivated to stick with any deadline he sets, and when the update comes out they're always lackluster. Baring the update that just came out of course last update involved the starfire/blackfire sisters in which he implied
multiple times we'd get some hot threesome action, we did not. Oh but he managed to pad it out by adding some fucking nobody character instead of making that threesome content/ working on a character that's been in the game for ages with no content (again, like zatana or catwoman...you fuck).
Rant over, lets talk about the "game"
It's a cg gallery with a metric ass ton of grinding. I'm going off of memory here for the most part because I use a save from forever ago where I already captured all the girls, got all upgrades, made hella bank ,etc. (thank god updates don't break saves, I'd just tell you to fucking stay clear if it did) but here's how a girls content works.
- Build device
- Hire villain to do a mission to capture girl with device/ has a chance of failing
- Talk to her a few times, keeping in mind you are limited to one action with a girl per day
- watch her dance ~3 times (again, keep in mind this means 3 days)
- Unlock outfit, this keeps you from preforming an action today
- tell her to strip ~3 times
- Unlock outfit, this keeps you from preforming an action today
- Handjob ~3 times
- Blowyjoey ~3times
- Sex, you earned it buddy...now do it two more times
- Unlock outfit, this keeps you from preforming an action today
- Anal/ end of girls content
There are a few exceptions to this rule, as in some characters are unlocked with convoluted and not explained at all ways, but that's the gameplay in a nutshell. There are also a couple times where the writing is shaken up a bit but it usually boils to-
- Fuck you lex, I wont do you what you tell me
- Hey why the fuck am I wearing this, what do you mean I picked it?
- Hey why the fuck can't I flick my bean?
- Hey why the fuck is your dick so poggers?
- Daddy <3
Can't fault a porn game for not having great writing but I've seen better in pretty much any other game with corruption in it. There also used to be this whole story about making sure the justice league doesn't find out and figuring out whatever the fuck that gorilla motherfucker is up to but that's been long forgotten lol. So in short don't come here for good writing.
How about music or sexy noises to go with the sexy times? Nah, just dead silence lol. Although on the up and up I guess that makes it easier to hear someone on your door so that's nice, I wouldn't want to be caught playing a porn game that sucks this fucking bad.
Art is fucking great tho, and it perfectly captures that og DC feel. If nothing else the tool who makes this knows how to draw, give credit where credit is due and all that.
If you're new to this game just trust me on this, just get a save file. Enjoy the art, that's all there really is