Professorx10, I'm not sure I would say starting with a rather hostile tone is in keeping with leaving 'professional feedback'. Additionally, as the game is clearly in the parody/satire vein, the developer does engage the audience rather quickly. A casual study of the piece will reveal it is a comedic remix of several other intellectual properties that have come before it. As was said earlier it seems you missed bit somehow.
As for the MC's intellectual prowess, the developer has a plan for that which was already stated. Had you familiarized yourself with the game's development before firing off your scathing indictment, you would have realized the seemingly moronic and innocent nature of the MC is a clever way to allow for the player to 'level up' the MC's personal intelligence eventually. However, as was revealed in one scene, the developer became aware that the dull-mindedness of MC became a hard thing for some players to reconcile, so that process was expedited a bit. The developer has a number of skills the player will be allowed to 'level' as the core of the game is all about player agency. That is to say, the player will be able to customize their playthrough more fully for the romantic and career experience they desire within SpaceCorpsXXX. This is a very ambitious undertaking made even more so as the 'DEVS' are actually one developer.
Regarding your criticism of plot, as was also previously stated, Phase 1 is only Day 1 of MC's acclimation to SpaceCorps. This serves as a robust prologue to help players see what they can expect and begin plotting their own personalized narrative. Due to the extensive choices players will be making, in addition to introducing the A,B,C story-arcs, this naturally requires a lengthier set-up. Put another way, you are in effect, passing judgement on the entirety of a complicated action-comedy weekly serial series based solely on the first 32 run-time minutes of the pilot episode with a total runtime of 42 minutes.
While it's unfortunate you didn't care for the content you played through so far it feels as though your criticisms, while your own impassioned opinion, are somewhat unfair. However, there are many other games on F95 that you could check out and you may find more to your liking. I'm sure however, the developer appreciates that you shared your opinion and will file away anything they find useful, in order to create a better gaming experience.