lol - you were only going on previous information, Major! I won't accept your resignation as resident FAQer
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You hear that everybody? I'm back!lol - you were only going on previous information, Major! I won't accept your resignation as resident FAQer
"That switch powered everything in the office. The computers reset themselves. We lost everything due to your incompetence. What the fuck makes you think you're getting your job back?"
No, thank YOU Mr. Winslow. I'll be back tomorrow to start where I left off. *walks away jollily* *hurries back* I am going to need next month off though. Family is doing a thing, cant really explain it. THHHAAAAAAAANKSSSSSS!!!!!
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There Is No Eighth BranchThere Is No Eighth BranchThere Is No Eighth BranchThere Is No Eighth Branch
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Right, I mean the only person who even suspects there might be an eighth branch is the MC and he is, not to put too fine a point on it, an idiot.
But an idiot-savant
"Not only out of the mouths of babes and sucklings, but out of the mouths of fools and cheats, we may often get our truest lessons."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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So there is an eighth branch?But an idiot-savant
"Not only out of the mouths of babes and sucklings, but out of the mouths of fools and cheats, we may often get our truest lessons."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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There.Is.No.Eight.Branch.So there is an eighth branch?
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stop being such a birch about it
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i just saw think it was cousin harry and boy i gotta say i wouldn't mind riding that pony (This is an amazing pun and i expect my academy award in the mail)
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also he could turn anyone into a bucking bronco ok i'm done horsing around
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Cousin Felix is indeed a dish and I look forward to finding how many different ways he, the MC and possibly Sam can fit into each other. It would be purrfect if he would climb my pole before I slide into his boi pussy, with him licking up any spilled cream afterwards. Fortunately he doesn't seem skittish. I am now out of cat puns. I know what I did and I do not apologise.
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lol - the puns have been flying thick and fast in my absence... Shame on all of you!
Hehe - Cousin Felix seems to have gone down rather well, lol... his next planned scene is m/f (sorry guys! Storyline!) but I'll see what I can do about a bit of fantasy m/m cowboy action (that back gonna get broke!)
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Cool, in the meantime I'm sure that Felix, mid-blowjob, would have no objection to a finger in the arselol - the puns have been flying thick and fast in my absence... Shame on all of you!
Hehe - Cousin Felix seems to have gone down rather well, lol... his next planned scene is m/f (sorry guys! Storyline!) but I'll see what I can do about a bit of fantasy m/m cowboy action (that back gonna get broke!)
