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special artificial spermI really like the robot idea.I’m gonna do it!
The AI is crazier than Sarge in my opinion.![]()
And lots of it!special artificial sperm
Hehe - 'Florence': a prototype battlefield MediDroid fitted with a two foot 'heal-hose' that sprays 'nano-foam' that heals the troops. Unfortunately the hose and it's nano-spheres was placed in the droid's groin region, and requires a manual pump-action trigger... leading to entirely unfair and unwarranted accusations that it douses the troops with spunk from a giant metal cock.Doesn't necessarily have to be sperm, could be nanomachines, that help with healing after the ass tearing the MC receives. Or some type of organism allowing for the more "odd" area of kinks (tentacles, parasites, etc.), real collected sperm from the various species on the ship (why let it go to waste?)(For all we know some of these races work like seahorse and fish where not actual sex happens, just spraying of sperm on eggs, and having a walking "sprinkler" system seems beneficial. The list goes on and on.
Never put it past nerds to use budget money to make a penis joke. The engineers of her "Accidentally" put it there and it would cost too much to redo the placement. So you get what you get and now whenever they see her they snicker.At this point it's probably a toss up... not that many of the characters in SpaceCorps are especially sane!
And lots of it!(strawberry flavour?
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Hehe - 'Florence': a prototype battlefield MediDroid fitted with a two foot 'heal-hose' that sprays 'nano-foam' that heals the troops. Unfortunately the hose and it's nano-spheres was placed in the droid's groin region, and requires a manual pump-action trigger... leading to entirely unfair and unwarranted accusations that it douses the troops with spunk from a giant metal cock.
Why must Luddites always stand in the way of Progress!
*engineer sucks teeth and scratches back of neck for unfeasibly long time* "Yeah... well, we could rewire it all, mate... Gotta get in new fittings from Neo Bangkok, though..." *more teeth sucking* "I ain't gonna lie... it'll cost ya..."Never put it past nerds to use budget money to make a penis joke. The engineers of her "Accidentally" put it there and it would cost too much to redo the placement. So you get what you get and now whenever they see her they snicker.
I do wonder how they explained the manual pump action though. Probably make each tank like a cannister, and load it/cock it like a shotgun cause military.*engineer sucks teeth and scratches back of neck for unfeasibly long time* "Yeah... well, we could rewire it all, mate... Gotta get in new fittings from Neo Bangkok, though..." *more teeth sucking* "I ain't gonna lie... it'll cost ya..."
"Gotta cock it, mate... you don't want that thing goin' off willy nilly in the middle of a war, do ya?!… Safety first!"I do wonder how they explained the manual pump action though. Probably make each tank like a cannister, and load it/cock it like a shotgun cause military.
Seeing Rosie from the Jetson's standing/rolling on top of a pile of bodies machine gunning her balls off spraying all the downed military personnel in healing goo with a hand moving at the speed of sound."Gotta cock it, mate... you don't want that thing goin' off willy nilly in the middle of a war, do ya?!… Safety first!"
“I looove the smell of jissom in the morning...“Seeing Rosie from the Jetson's standing/rolling on top of a pile of bodies machine gunning her balls off spraying all the downed military personnel in healing goo with a hand moving at the speed of sound.
Only thing to make it more ludicrous would be her using the shockwave of hand speed to bring back the dead like a defibrillator or throwing it like an anime to hurt the enemy. Then putting her cock away in a carrying case like desperado/anime sheathing it like a sword.
I feel like this image, she is saying "come along, time for the strip search" and he is trying to figure what is going to be stripped.Just to let you know that v0.2.9 is out on Early Release over on my Patreon:You must be registered to see the links
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All he has left is his dignityI feel like this image, she is saying "come along, time for the strip search" and he is trying to figure what is going to be stripped.
Wait, since when does he have dignity?All he has left is his dignity
It’s buried deep... deep... down insideWait, since when does he have dignity?
Let's be honest, it's so deep, he'll never be able to bring it to surface.It’s buried deep... deep... down inside![]()
I wouldWould you say it's balls deep?
Oh, I'm sure a little confidence and an IQ boost should help raise it... eventually.Let's be honest, it's so deep, he'll never be able to bring it to surface.