I knew that Khumon lady was pricklier than a pent-up porcupine but I weren't expecting her to tear into us like a dissipated sow grizzly. At first, I thought that she just might be a wanting to just devour us in a figure of speech kinda way, like one of those meta fours they learned us in school, but she was after the real thing!
My pappy always said that I should try using my noggin for something other than just holding up my hat, so I'm right proud of myself for thinkin' my way outta that predicament. I was right in suspecting that deep down inside she just needed some love, which is why she was so content after we got her some lovin' deep inside her. I know most folks back home will say that it's a sin to be engaging in these sorts of premarital affairs, but I think this was different on account of how I was taught that a good god-fearing man will find a way to turn anger into love. If you look at it that a ways, well, I figure that we're just doing the good Lord's work by turning a would be murderer and cannibal into an affectionate lady who didn't eat nobody at all. I reckon that we've just helped create a slightly less sinful world is all.
Righteous folks often say that the good Lord's work is a never done, so I guess we'll just have to keep on providing Krathi with the care and attention that she so desperately craves. It may well be an arduous and unending task, but it's one I am willing to endure out of pure unselfish kindness that is in no way an act of lustful hedonism on my part. It's naught but an act of compassion intended to keep the lovely Miss Krathi from eating her way through the new recruits like a weasel in a henhouse.
) - so if you haven't already had sexual content with any guys, you'll be cycled to the khumon. I'll have that sorted by the hotfix next week - but if you want to see that content the quickest way to enable bisexual is to have kissed Chad in the previous scene.
