StrawberryCheese83
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Alright, I just finished playing this little Gem, and I m not just puzzled—i m downright flabbergasted, like I just watched a robot try to flirt at a funeral. 
Here s my hot take, served with a side of snark.
First off, the ladies in this game? Absolute queens. Stunning, sexy, and each with their own vibe—Jenny, Jade, Isabella, Sofie, you name it, they’re serving looks and personality for days. I m over here ready to propose to all of them at once. But then we get to the MC, and oh boy, this dude makes a cardboard cutout look like Casanova. Has this "man" ever spoken to a human being? A goldfish? A houseplant? When a girl pours her heart out about her problems, he just stares like he s buffering, then hits her with, “Uh, cool, let s maybe fix that later. Catch ya!” Bro, what?! The interactions are so dry, they make the Sahara look like a waterpark. Zero empathy, zero chemistry, zero “oh baby, you’re setting my soul on fire.” No winks, no sneaky touches, no stolen kisses—nada. The MC s inner monologue is basically, “She hot. Next!” Sir, are you a Sim with no social skills or what?
Second, can we talk about the lack of choice in love interests? I mean, come on, game! These women are all bangers, but I’ve got my VIP list—Jenny, Jade, Isabella, Sofie.....and I don t want to be forced to chat up every gal (to collect RP s) in town like i m running a speed dating marathon. Let the MC pick a favorite and go full simp mode! I want him obsessing over her smile, daydreaming about holding her hand, having an inner monologue like, “Good lord, she s so fine, i d climb Mount Everest in flip-flops for her.” Instead, everyone s acting like they re auditioning for “Robots: The Rom-Com.” Two lines of dialogue, and they re out—next scene, please! Seriously?
Let s talk specifics. The handjob scene with Isabella? I ve seen more passion from a toaster. The MC just sits there, looking like he s mentally filing his taxes while she s doing her thing. I wanted to yeet myself through the screen and slap some enthusiasm into him. “You little Fucker, you re getting a five star experience, and you re acting like it s a trip to the DMV!” Then there s the shower scene. Our "boy" just watches like he s studying for a biology exam. His big inner thought? “Wow, she s hot. Such a tease.” That s it?! No moves, no flirting, not even a hint of excitement—dude, did you forget how anatomy works? I m screaming, “DO SOMETHING, YOU SORRY FUCKING EXCUSE OF A MAN!”
And don t get me started on the park scene with Jenny. This poor girl is crying her eyes out, is desperate, spilling her soul about her struggles with fame, thanking MC for being there. And what does Captain Clueless say? “Well...you kinda dragged me here.” DRAGGED YOU?! Bro, you re out here with a total bombshell and you are acting like you d rather be home alphabetizing your fucking sock drawer! I nearly chucked my keyboard into the next dimension. Have a heart, man! Say something sweet, give her a hug, maybe pretend you ve got a pulse!
Whoever wrote this script needs to be benched. This Gameneed DESERVE writers who ve actually been in love—or at least swiped right on Tinder once. This MC makes The Terminator look like he s starring in a rom-com with Hugh Grant. It s like the game said, “Emotions? Nah, let s keep it colder than a penguin s toenails.”
On the bright side, the animations are slicker than a TikTok dance, the NPCs are mostly chill, and the ladies? Chef s kiss across the board. I m crossing my fingers the next update gives the MC a personality transplant, a soul, love and some game, because right now, he s a walking war crime against romance and empathy. Rant over!
Here s my hot take, served with a side of snark. First off, the ladies in this game? Absolute queens. Stunning, sexy, and each with their own vibe—Jenny, Jade, Isabella, Sofie, you name it, they’re serving looks and personality for days.
I m over here ready to propose to all of them at once. But then we get to the MC, and oh boy, this dude makes a cardboard cutout look like Casanova. Has this "man" ever spoken to a human being? A goldfish? A houseplant? When a girl pours her heart out about her problems, he just stares like he s buffering, then hits her with, “Uh, cool, let s maybe fix that later. Catch ya!” Bro, what?! The interactions are so dry, they make the Sahara look like a waterpark. Zero empathy, zero chemistry, zero “oh baby, you’re setting my soul on fire.” No winks, no sneaky touches, no stolen kisses—nada. The MC s inner monologue is basically, “She hot. Next!” Sir, are you a Sim with no social skills or what? Second, can we talk about the lack of choice in love interests? I mean, come on, game! These women are all bangers, but I’ve got my VIP list—Jenny, Jade, Isabella, Sofie.....and I don t want to be forced to chat up every gal (to collect RP s) in town like i m running a speed dating marathon. Let the MC pick a favorite and go full simp mode!
I want him obsessing over her smile, daydreaming about holding her hand, having an inner monologue like, “Good lord, she s so fine, i d climb Mount Everest in flip-flops for her.” Instead, everyone s acting like they re auditioning for “Robots: The Rom-Com.” Two lines of dialogue, and they re out—next scene, please! Seriously?Let s talk specifics. The handjob scene with Isabella? I ve seen more passion from a toaster. The MC just sits there, looking like he s mentally filing his taxes while she s doing her thing. I wanted to yeet myself through the screen and slap some enthusiasm into him. “You little Fucker, you re getting a five star experience, and you re acting like it s a trip to the DMV!” Then there s the shower scene. Our "boy" just watches like he s studying for a biology exam. His big inner thought? “Wow, she s hot. Such a tease.” That s it?! No moves, no flirting, not even a hint of excitement—dude, did you forget how anatomy works? I m screaming, “DO SOMETHING, YOU SORRY FUCKING EXCUSE OF A MAN!”
And don t get me started on the park scene with Jenny. This poor girl is crying her eyes out, is desperate, spilling her soul about her struggles with fame, thanking MC for being there. And what does Captain Clueless say? “Well...you kinda dragged me here.” DRAGGED YOU?! Bro, you re out here with a total bombshell and you are acting like you d rather be home alphabetizing your fucking sock drawer! I nearly chucked my keyboard into the next dimension. Have a heart, man! Say something sweet, give her a hug, maybe pretend you ve got a pulse!
Whoever wrote this script needs to be benched. This Game
This MC makes The Terminator look like he s starring in a rom-com with Hugh Grant. It s like the game said, “Emotions? Nah, let s keep it colder than a penguin s toenails.”On the bright side, the animations are slicker than a TikTok dance, the NPCs are mostly chill, and the ladies? Chef s kiss across the board. I m crossing my fingers the next update gives the MC a personality transplant, a soul, love and some game, because right now, he s a walking war crime against romance and empathy. Rant over!
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