So after forgetting about the puzzle button on the laptop for several aeons, I finally tried them again.
Fuck Those Puzzles.
Sliding Puzzles are horrible anyway, but putting a timer on them is just added fuck you.
The memory game is ok, but the click limit is WAAAAAAAAAY too low. It's basically impossible unless you have a lucky combination. It needs to be upped with at least 3, because I'm not doing those 20 times on the off-chance you get a lucky combo. I repeat, you cannot miss once or you've basically lost the game already.
The dialogue game you can at least control, but while it's a fun game the days themselves don't have any special significance to me. And I've basically forgotten most of the exact dates through months between playing. My major issue with this is that it takes too long to start. You're basically staring at the MC and Paige looking at each other for way too long before any dialogue even shows up for you to click on.
As it currently stands, I have 0 desire to do any of these.
EDIT: I'm adding this edit just for another FUCK THOSE PUZZLES. FUCK THEM. They actually made me close the damn game because of how stupid they are. The stupidity of them has made me so unreasonably angry that the anger has overpowered my horny.