Ok so I got through some of it. A few thoughts:
1. There's a health meter of some sort that slowly increases over time, as it gets quite high, it tells you you're about to die. I don't know what to do about this.
2. I assume in order to not die, you have to sleep. If there's a way to sleep, I don't know what it is. When I approach the bed all he wants to do is sit in the chair.
3. Food making system, not sure why you have to press a "make food" button before making food. It just seems like an unnceccesary extra step.
4. As far as I can tell, w does nothing during sex. (Edit: a following comment states that even though it says to press w, you need to press x) There's some kind of slider below that also seems inoperable. Several sex scenes don't even work, I assume they will but don't yet. I've discovered in order to back out of sex scenes and the computer, press q. This would have been nice to know a long time ago as it's not indicated anywhere.
5. During the creation of one of the "games", the collect button won't work but for some reason the if you keep clicking the "programming" button, it'll eventually finish as long as you keep spamming it. Also, the amount of time it takes to create a game is agonizing.
6. Navigating around insides of buildings is painful. Point and click would be much better.
7. The browser popups are extremely annoying and will conclusively lose you any possible patrons.
8. Half the time the game gets stuck loading and has to be force closed and restarted.
9. There are areas where you can fall out of the map. There should be a hit box at the bottom that puts you back somewhere. As it is, you fall forever until you restart the game.