- Jul 26, 2017
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Cute little game, well made. If they added in a few pieces of CG art between every 5-10 stages, this would really be great.
- Aug 21, 2018
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well i beat it, was it worth it? fuck no, the amount of RNG that it relies on to even win a stage is complete bullshit and all you get is two images. also i cheated my ass off on the two final levels with cheat engine and just finding the value of the level and boosting it to over a million and just rushed the last two levels because fuck dealing with the RNG.
- Mar 6, 2021
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Someone finally took those shitty game ads and turned it into an actual game! Kudos!
seems like i met a bug that i cant finish lvl1. i defeated them and reached to 15 but the game doesnt show that i won. anyone know how to solve it?
- Aug 5, 2018
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- Jun 11, 2018
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It's a good game, nothing real special for a fake game ads maded porn real.
It's a puzzle game with math:
warriors give you more power (sum)
Assassins give power to you and another
Dildo give you double power
and cleric subtracts power
Sometime it's RNG with the assassins but it's a ok game
It's a puzzle game with math:
warriors give you more power (sum)
Assassins give power to you and another
Dildo give you double power
and cleric subtracts power
Sometime it's RNG with the assassins but it's a ok game
It was only a matter of time before this became the format for a porn game...
...and fuck it, I'm not about to pass it up.
EDIT: Could certainly benefit from a zoom button so that we can see more of the towers at a time, but otherwise a fun little romp. Aside from that, I haven't run into any of these so called "coin flips" that other people have been getting; maybe I've just been luckier with RNG than others, which almost never happens.
EDIT II: Well, obviously I spoke too soon.Now Level 29 is kicking my ass... this could be a while never mind, just beat it.
Level 30... if you hated the other levels before this for their shitty RNG, then Level 30 is going to be your antithesis. Thankfully, it's the last level, but a quick reset key would be immensely helpful here and in all the prior levels.
...and fuck it, I'm not about to pass it up.
EDIT: Could certainly benefit from a zoom button so that we can see more of the towers at a time, but otherwise a fun little romp. Aside from that, I haven't run into any of these so called "coin flips" that other people have been getting; maybe I've just been luckier with RNG than others, which almost never happens.
EDIT II: Well, obviously I spoke too soon.
Level 30... if you hated the other levels before this for their shitty RNG, then Level 30 is going to be your antithesis. Thankfully, it's the last level, but a quick reset key would be immensely helpful here and in all the prior levels.
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Just use cheat engine search the exact value of your current power each time you do a guy. You'll find it after 3 attempts
- Apr 29, 2018
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- Jun 1, 2019
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Fuck the RNG. Launching Cheat Engine now.
Hint: It's a plain int32. 2 or 3 searches should pinpoint it, no pointer or whatsoever, but it changes address at each level.
Hint: It's a plain int32. 2 or 3 searches should pinpoint it, no pointer or whatsoever, but it changes address at each level.
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- Mar 28, 2019
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Yeah was funLol you actually completed the game.
Never played the ad version ps. i wont hide had to use calculator at some point
I thought It'd be dumb and I'd get bored instantly but then started enjoying the puzzle a bit once some more "interesting elements" came in.
Shame that there isn't any position unlock after the priests. Also once the game locks tower progression (stage20+), it actually gets easier and more boring (+RNG is bad.)
Honestly, if someone made a version of this without the RNG from the assassins and added more character type and some special abilities, it could end up being an actually challenging/entertaining puzzle game. Didn't think I'd ever see potential from such a concept but there you have it.
Shame that there isn't any position unlock after the priests. Also once the game locks tower progression (stage20+), it actually gets easier and more boring (+RNG is bad.)
Honestly, if someone made a version of this without the RNG from the assassins and added more character type and some special abilities, it could end up being an actually challenging/entertaining puzzle game. Didn't think I'd ever see potential from such a concept but there you have it.
