I just surrendered to play this game, it doesn't want to work on my computer :'(
I have no cards.
I have no cards.
- Dec 15, 2017
- 1,202
- 1,296
Yes yes I read it and it didn't worked.
But i'm French, I surrender
Thank you all for your help, it was kind.
- Mar 22, 2023
- 328
- 414
Peace Copycat feels too strong my guy.
You can get her pursuit up to pretty high levels... Had her ride my dick 4 times in a row and generate 4 imagination.
Also... Cheerleader Copycat OP. WTF is that paizuri ability. She gives Estrus to the enemy leader? Like... holy shit. That lockdown is actually insane.
- Dec 28, 2019
- 668
- 879
It takes a while to get to that level. Also, her cowgirl ability is Exclusive so... you're eating your own energy to gain imagination with all that pursuit.
I agree with Cheerleader Copycat's ability 1 tho. Estrus shouldn't be so easy to access.
I'm not actually coding any of this cause I don't have the time. Apparently LV4's working on a simple modding framework to make, making abilities easier. He coded the copycats b4.
- Mar 22, 2023
- 328
- 414
Ok that's fair. I was kinda just getting hyped cause the copycats feel so different.
I still think they're a tiny bit stronger than base squeezers, but I just got my shit wrecked by a Starving dragon deck, so maybe I'm being too harsh.
Cheerleader 1 though. Yeah that's OP. Shit needs to be fixed.
- Feb 9, 2020
- 151
- 39
Seem to have a bug with the new version- seems like voice lines and some sound effects aren't respecting my audio options. Don't know how to pass stuff like that on to the dev, though.
- Dec 15, 2017
- 1,202
- 1,296
Leaving a comment on their Ci-En has worked in the past. Be sure to ask if Insincere Gift is supposed to trade entire stacks of cards if you do.
I'd do it myself, but I actually can't comment anymore for some reason. I think I got banned for sharing a link to my translation?
- Dec 15, 2017
- 1,202
- 1,296
Done.
At this point, I'm just waiting for Faithless's titfuck to unstick my systems.
- Mar 22, 2023
- 328
- 414
Doesn't Unsaid's FullMod thingamajiggy uncensor everything and adds a full trans with more cards?
Like... the latest copy's been uncensored for a while now.
- Feb 9, 2020
- 151
- 39
I don't think I have an account. Oh well. I'm sure I can't be the only one who noticed that half the volume mixer is broken, surely.
- Jun 18, 2020
- 693
- 952
Yes I know there's a new update.
Yes I am waiting a day for a potential hotfix in case of severe bugs (also I'm busy)
Yes I am waiting a day for a potential hotfix in case of severe bugs (also I'm busy)
- Dec 15, 2017
- 1,202
- 1,296
Finally. Hope it doesn't take too long to unstick myself.
Changelog:
New scene, Faithless Titfuck. Expected. Delivered. Reminds me of early 3D movies constantly thrusting things at the camera to 'make the most' of the effect.
4 new cards.
'Trainee Succubus': A generic squeezer, who has 'Calm' and squeezes for 3 with no benefit. So, trading mana generation for two extra attack and no force squeeze. Not as amazingly garbo as I first thought, but I think it's still pretty bad.
'Amateur demon summoning': 2-cost Volatile Disaster Curse, target 1 'Succubus' or 'Generic' squeezer in your deck, add it to your hand, then shuffle your deck. So, twice the cost of the ticket but 'might' be able to target Demons (translation was unclear)... or Cow and Lower-Class if you want, but why not just put another copy of them in your deck?
'Succubus Disaster': 10-cost (Oh boy) Volatile Disaster, Curse. Summon all 'Succubus' or 'Generic' squeezers from your deck to your field, shuffle your deck. That is one hell of a power play, BStW wins are now... 10-cost, not free, but it could be kind of nutty in an Ascension deck relying on cows rather then Gambling.
'Juvenile Dragon': 2-cost Natural Dragon, 1 armor, and every time it kills, it gets +1 health and attack. ANOTHER snowball card, and Dragons really won't care for it... but it could be useful. Maybe.
There is now a setting to randomly toggle 'Hold' states anywhere from 5 to 200 seconds. Good. Fantastic. I would only ever see the default except for SoWaD and SoPS... and sometimes Angel's 2.
Insincere Gift now states in its effect it targets the entire stack. So... that's intentional, then. Okay.
You can now disable Exodia win conditions in the options, so that only running out of health ends the game. Okay, but that seems like kind of a band-aid fix to actually dealing with SoPS and Faithless.
The layout of the Squeezer edit sceen has been changed... and it took a moment to get used to, but basically it scrolls horizontally instead of vertically. Supposedly this will help performance, and it'll also be 3Xwhatever so squeezers don't get mixed together.
Last edited:
- Dec 28, 2019
- 668
- 879
No, I think that's quite powerful.
Forced Suicide decks are now possible.
Ruin Contract and Insincere Gift are already super strong as a 6 cost killers.
New succubus pairs very well with forced estrus cards like succubus feast. Which you can lower the cost of using Nun's paizuri.
And remember, partner nun cums with willpower. So put out the squeezer > swap squeezers > force squeeze.
This card is completely useless at base life. Is the dev not even playing on his own base ruleset?
Godamn it. Hungry didn't need a buff... but yeah. That's... a really good card.
Agreed. I think this is so that people who play on super high life can enjoy the game their own way.
I guess even dev doesn't play with his own base ruleset. No wonder the game balance is so whacky now.
- Dec 15, 2017
- 1,202
- 1,296
I... guess. Tech in Blood Moon for extra damage and... sure, it's a playstyle I think. I'll have to look into it, but it sounds pretty niche, and falls into President's pitfalls... post calm nerf but pre fleshlight buff.
I think it's also pretty useless at 99 life. That cost really fucks it, since Ascension does so much more.
The issue is that you have to get around its cost somehow, but it's too out there for Nun's 3, doesn't synergize with Gamblers because it needs lots of Generics to summon, and Ascension is... ascension.
I really don't think Hungry Dragons will like it, it goes against their playstyle.
Dragons are all about special summoning massive beatsticks for great bursts of power, so what they like is cheap swarming fodder while they prepare the next artillery strike. Their minions are either beatsticks or fodder, a snowball card will just get targeted first while the opponent is mowing the lawn of tokens or drawing for their outs to dragon spam.
I think Beasts will like it much more, especially with Schoolgirl's 3 and Nurse's 2, but it's generic enough that anyone with tanks or Schoolgirls can make something happen. It's a disgustingly cheap platform for such a generically powerful effect, but I really don't think it makes a good Dragon card.
More options are good, even if they're silly. Watch as the AI still goes for SoWaD 'victories' even when it's disabled.
- Dec 28, 2019
- 668
- 879
Armor1 is a big deal. Hungry can use her extra dragon balls to summon it. If the dragon last hits the enemy dragon it'll get stronger. It also counters her counter card of False Champion.
Last edited:
- Dec 15, 2017
- 1,202
- 1,296
Hungry already has access to Armor 1 in the form of Wandering Dragon, who costs twice as much for more then twice the statline and a 1-damage AOE blast that's good at clearing tokens.
Armor 1 is not Long Handle, Juvenile Dragon will have to have killed three things before attacking the enemy dragon to survive the counterattack... assuming it's Wandering or Fire dragon. Four things for the Hydra, and EIGHT for the Lord. In return, you'll get 1 health back, of course... after taking at minimum 4 to the face.
Outside of mirror matches, Beasts will just sock it in the face with Haste before it can get a single attack off, let alone kill anything, and because Dragons don't typically run tanks, they'll do it without issue. Demons are generally bulky enough to not worry about losing shit to a 2/2 toddler, even with Armor 1, and humans... well.
Admittedly, Peasants without For the Cause or Royal Knight will just be food for it, but they already explode passively when Wandering Dragon hits the field.
You can summon Juvenile with one Dragon Ball, true... but two gets you more then double the return on investment.
Basically, Juvenile counters swarms, but so do Wandering, Hydra, and Lord. It needs protection or Haste to avoid getting shot off the board the second you end your turn after summoning it, but Dragons have neither.
In a pure Dragon deck, Juvenile will be played after securing board superiority to hopefully get better returns off the random fodder the AI throws in your way. I argue this is the least viable way to play it, and other decks will prefer it much more.
The 2 mana dragon is a good early game blocker. Turn 2 Hungry Big Boobs and any +1 mana ability and you have it on the field. And on turn 3 you are likely to already have your 4 mana dragon up.