OH OKAY THEN I GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW. I was going to go to bed, too... Whenever you're up,
Oblivion9873.
Changelog: New Squeezer: Milk Demon Bakery Owner. Same stats as previously discussed, but if you missed that, she draws cards that turn into Addiction tokens if it's still in your hand at the end of the turn, plus gets some big heals with a Co-Op ability with SoPS. Hilarious how they made her synergize with SoPs, SoWaD, and Student (BB'd). Theming!
-Interesting wrinkle. When using her draw abilities on the opponent, they draw the tainted card... which then turns into the poison on the end of YOUR turn, without them being able to react to it. OH NO.
New Scene: Breastfeeding Handjob (Sleeved). Looks good. I'm contractually obliged to love it, so it's actually just okay with bias taken out, but I'm happy regardless.
New card: DLR08-AM. 3-cost Networked Machine minion, 2/2.
Gimme a sec to figure out what it does... All 'Networked Machines' on your side of the field have 'Purity Seal' which prevents the opponent from targeting them with card effects.
Kinda thought we'd get some more cards for the breastfeeding theme going, but sure, more useless support for Networked Machines that isn't a 1-cost Protector, why not. News flash: The problem with Networked Machines isn't removal, it's how you either get picked off one by one as you struggle to swarm the field with overcosted minions, or how your whole field just gets the shit kicked out of them if you summon Purple without external Protectors.
There is now a button in the deck editing menu that gives your partner BB. Good change. There was literally one hint that mentioned you could do that at all before, so now you have to be blind not to know it instead of just unlucky or unobservant.
