Roxxy: Rachel? Rachel, where are you? Rachel! There you are. Are you okay?
Rachel: Hey mom....what are you doing here?
Roxxy: ....What do you mean? You called me. You told me you needed a emergency ride.
Rachel: Did I? Woah....Way to go past me.
Roxxy: Rachel are you okay?
Rachel: I'm doing fantastic. Great. I got like, no worries right now.
Roxxy: Oh my god. Rachel, are you high?
Rachel: Higher than a Kite, Mom.
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Roxxy: So I'm just here to be your Sober driver?
Rachel: Could we go get curly fries? I have a hankering for them.
Roxxy: Rachel, why aren't you in class?
Rachel: I skipped. *Woah....Look at those boobs*
Roxxy: You skipped class to go get high in the woods?!
Rachel: I didn't start in the woods. Just ended up here. *They're soooo big*
Roxxy: Rachel what are you doing with your life? College is expensive and instead of going to class, you're getting high in the middle of nowhere. Do we need to talk about future? I don't want to pressure you into any specific direction, but you need to be honest with us about what you want to do instead of going behind our backs and throwing money away skipping classes.
Rachel: Boing, boing.
Roxxy: Rachel, are you listening to me?
Rachel: They're so BIG!
Roxxy: What?
Rachel: I want to drink from them.
Roxxy: ....
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Three Minutes Later
Roxxy: How do I keep ending up in these situations??
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