WigglyWorld84

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Serious question. Does anyone truly believe that the code refactoring involved in the tech update will actually improve the speed of updates, as was suggested at the outset? I'm sure the intention was to reshape the codebase into something more sleek and easy-to-debug so that the production of new quests could be smoother and quicker to test, but if we're being honest surely we all expect it to be equally cumbersome to dev for, just in different ways?


2026 at the earliest imo
If only they could hire a.... Freelancer... to help finish this!

Man, I loved that game. Anything with John Rys Davies is great though. Cant think of anything he's done that was lacking... I even like when he tells you how to wear a seatbelt on the disneyland indiana jones ride.

ok, carry on with your on-topic discussions.
 

Omnikuken

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Serious question. Does anyone truly believe that the code refactoring involved in the tech update will actually improve the speed of updates, as was suggested at the outset? I'm sure the intention was to reshape the codebase into something more sleek and easy-to-debug so that the production of new quests could be smoother and quicker to test, but if we're being honest surely we all expect it to be equally cumbersome to dev for, just in different ways?
There's no place where any1 on the dev team stated it would go faster. Less of a mess, yes. No need to unfuck the code every build, yes. Might help with outputting test builds for bugfixing, yes. Not "Dc can now draw an entire update within a day and the coder just imports the un-posed assets and the game will output content on its own" .....
 

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Hilarious how they doubled the amount of total tasks during that time too, good thing people can actually do basic math
Doesn't necessarily mean much if anything. E.g. it's not that uncommon to take what was originally a single task and split it into sub-tasks entered separately for easier tracking and maintenance, but it doesn't affect actual amount of work that needs to be done.

But yes, people who can't do anything beyond basic math might get impressed.
 

Omnikuken

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Doesn't necessarily mean much if anything. E.g. it's not that uncommon to take what was originally a single task and split it into sub-tasks entered separately for easier tracking and maintenance, but it doesn't affect actual amount of work that needs to be done.

But yes, people who can't do anything beyond basic math might get impressed.
They also almost 3x the amount of done tasks, which means they actually did something, on top of splitting the to-do list just to pad the tracker
 

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80% 18 Jan 2023 (442/551 tasks)
80% 03 Jan 2023 (441/551 tasks)
79% 03 Dec 2022 (434/546 tasks)
79% 07 Nov 2022 (434/546 tasks)
77%: 03 Oct 2022 (411/530 tasks)
77%: 10 Sep 2022 (398/513 tasks)
75%: 03 Aug 2022 (382/503 tasks)
75%: 10 Jul 2022 (371/491 tasks)
73%: 10 Jun 2022 (358/484 tasks)
69%: 07 May 2022 (330/475 tasks)
72%: 29 Apr 2022 (227/315 tasks)
69%: 07 Apr 2022 (211/302 tasks)
70%: 03 Apr 2022 (209/301 tasks)
68%: 07 Mar 2022 (202/295 tasks)
66%: 08 Feb 2022 (191/287 tasks)
63%: 04 Jan 2022 (173/273 tasks)
60%: 09 Nov 2021 (162/269 tasks)
58%: 07 Oct 2021 (151/259 tasks)

Man these changes are hilarious xd 22% in 1 and a 1/2 year. God bless us all
The tech update and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
 

Sgrodolo

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The guy is still streaming every day, what is he even drawing when there's no pre tech update planned and the art for the tech update is basically done?
 
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WigglyWorld84

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All tasks are weighted equally.

Like at home, changing a roll of toilet paper is equal to mopping the floors. Both take exactly the same amount of time and energy.
 

Omnikuken

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How the fuck is this update not out? In no world is this sort of work product acceptable with the cash they are pulling in monthly. IMO, this is one of the biggest scams on patreon at this point. If the update doesn’t have a sizable amount of content (it likely won’t)…
Might wanna get mad now and for the upcoming ~6 months : there won't be any content in the tech build (aside the wider screens and 4-5 new places with girls who don't do anything). Better get your milking scamlord banner on copy/paste history and come here to spam it daily for those ~6 months ..... Or get banned for spamming and off-topic, whichever comes 1st
 
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itsyeboii

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The guy is still streaming every day, what is he even drawing when there's no pre tech update planned and the art for the tech update is basically done?
I think he's drawing art for the Rhonda update that comes after the tech-update, so he's ahead of schedule and is probably working very slowly.
 
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Sgrodolo

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I think he's drawing art for the Rhonda update that comes after the tech-update, so he's ahead of schedule and is probably working very slowly.
What's the point of being ahead of schedule if that update won't be out until posing and coding are done? Unless the update is gonna be extra heavy on the art side
 

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The guy is still streaming every day, what is he even drawing when there's no pre tech update planned and the art for the tech update is basically done?
The tech update doesn't need any art outside of a few backgrounds needing to be expanded. The entire tech update is just allowing the game to support more resolutions and some code things to make testing for bugs quicker. That's it. The tech update doesn't need art.
Dark Cookie spends all his time drawing new backgrounds, new locations, redrawing characters, random objects that don't see any use in the game, he draws everything except more sex scenes for the next update. All the new art he draws just adds more work to the game. He makes up new locations and spends a week drawing the location so the coder has to implement a new location, the new location now needs more characters added, new quests of tl:dr text full of dumb memes, new braindead minigames etc, it just snowballs.
While the coder is sniffing glue trying to figure out how to make the resolutions fit on phones Dark Cookie is drawing location after location coming up with more and more characters no one asked for that will have 1 scene in the next 6 years. While the tech update is nowhere near completion and will probably never be completed, Dark Cookie has created this massive backlog of locations, characters and storylines to be coded in the game. Most of it probably never going to be in the game because the tech update will never come out. They're not even done with the pre-tech update in 2 years. The tech update hasn't even started and Dark Cookie is already drawing things that are 4 updates in the future.
 

j4yj4m

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What's the point of being ahead of schedule if that update won't be out until posing and coding are done? Unless the update is gonna be extra heavy on the art side
It's quite normal for them to essentially work on two updates in parallel. Once Sploosh has finished writing and DC has finished the art for one update, the team wraps up everything (posing, coding, testing, etc.) and Sploosh and DC start working on the next update.

Having said that, the tech update is going to introduce a lot of new locations which aren't needed now, but it seems like at least some will already be added, even though they technically do not serve a purpose right now.
 
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Omnikuken

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The tech update doesn't need any art outside of a few backgrounds needing to be expanded. The entire tech update is just allowing the game to support more resolutions and some code things to make testing for bugs quicker. That's it. The tech update doesn't need art.
Dark Cookie spends all his time drawing new backgrounds, new locations, redrawing characters, random objects that don't see any use in the game, he draws everything except more sex scenes for the next update. All the new art he draws just adds more work to the game. He makes up new locations and spends a week drawing the location so the coder has to implement a new location, the new location now needs more characters added, new quests of tl:dr text full of dumb memes, new braindead minigames etc, it just snowballs.
While the coder is sniffing glue trying to figure out how to make the resolutions fit on phones Dark Cookie is drawing location after location coming up with more and more characters no one asked for that will have 1 scene in the next 6 years. While the tech update is nowhere near completion and will probably never be completed, Dark Cookie has created this massive backlog of locations, characters and storylines to be coded in the game. Most of it probably never going to be in the game because the tech update will never come out. They're not even done with the pre-tech update in 2 years. The tech update hasn't even started and Dark Cookie is already drawing things that are 4 updates in the future.
Might wanna slow down on that crackpipe my dude. Unless you missed the last 6+ years of streams : DC never does the lewds on Picarto, so your point that he's not doing them is already dead.

"Tech update is nowhere completion" : so the tracker every1 and their mom keep laughing at with it being around 80% for "years" now stops existing and every task listed is now vaporware ?

"Figuring out resolutions for phones" : the wut ? Phones will output what you tell them to. The game is at 1024*768-ish right now, that's why you got those massive black bars on the side. Bumping it to 1080 will remove those and phoners will now have ~29% more screenspace to display stuff

Guess making stuff in advance is also a new concept to you, how would you react if DC drew all that junk during R(h)onda's update and it delayed the build 2-3 months ? Better for him to get all that crap out now while the coder "sniffs glue" and not have to do them during 2 years between 5 builds

"They're not even done with the pre-tech in 2 years. And the tech update hasn't started" : massive wtf you even on dude ? The tech update is what they've (not) been working on for those 2 years. Every pre-tech is a bonus they release so Patrons have something to do while they wait for it .......... Your entire post was meh at best, but this just shows you dunno wtf's going on and you just spit out pure non-sense. Or missed the last 2 years of content and/or the last ~1000 pages of this thread
 
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