Glad it's not just me. I was pretty disappointed in this one, even Mine canary turned out more interesting.
<<THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GAME YET DON'T READ MY COMMENT>>
As unfortunate as it is, not every game can be perfect. I won't deny that I was madly hyped when I logged on to my Ci-en account from time to time, and when I finally was able to purchase the game, it was fine and all, but after a few battles, I got a little disappointed that the characters you fight against weren't utilized to their full potential. I felt that the extra-thick cheerleaders should've had a thighjob scene, but all they had were different variations of a footjob.
Big Boobs McGee was a fun fight, and it was the only one that I actually enjoyed at this point in the game. Her attacks were a little predictable, but they were meant to throw you off, so I didn't particularly mind that.
As for Star-Eyed McLightning, her fight was fun, but it felt more annoying than anything. It was one of those fights where I rushed through it and didn't even try to see any of her scenes, as I thought it involved her stomping on the male gentelia or something along those lines due to her casually aiming for the main characters dick throughout the fight. I don't know about any of you fine people, but that kind of stuff makes me cringe.
And for the best character design but weakest scenes overall, I present That Chick, who can clone herself, Honestly, her whole fight was a really fun time. The mood was set right, as this was the fight you had to go through to get to the final boss, and I expected too much out of it and got a gut punch out of it. I was deeply disappointed that she didn't have any butt job scenes. If you're going to tease that big butt in my face and decide not to do anything with it other than ram me in the face with it, you're doing something wrong. I felt that the developer spent too much time fixating on her design, but when it came to the actual scenes, he just recycled the one from the previous fight but only reversed the sex position and the handjob. There's really not much more I can say about this fight, so moving on,
Death Stare Chick, oh boy, what should I say here? Oh, I know. Why did the developer feel the need to include one fight that didn't have a single scene in it? to challenge us? to frustrate us? I don't know, but nevertheless, it feels a little weird to have an actual legitmate boxing match in the game. One that I struggled with until I discovered how broken dodging was, and it didn't exactly help that I was running at fumes at this point in the game, but figuring out how to finally defeat her lit a fire in my heart that let me proceed to the final boss.
I actually didn't enjoy the final boss fight; I expected a lot more than what was presented to us. Having the refrees show up to fight you directly felt too predictable, even though I went in completely blind on my first playthrough. And it's one of those fights where the amount of knockdowns you have affects the scenes you get hurt the most because why would you lose against the final boss just to get a different scene, especially after noticing how little damage you do to them and you have to knock them down twice in order to win. It would've made things better if the developer had made it so that different charged-up attacks played different kinds of animation if you let yourself get hit by them or just went back to what he did in his previous games and let random animations play out each time you got grabbed or whatever. Or let the actual final boss take the room after you defeat what you thought was the final boss, much like they did in Punch Out Wii with Mr. Sandman.
