Fun fact. MC can consume food like flies or spiders if he wants to.Ive never seen you guys be normal for so long, i feel like a proud father watching this
Nice try that mental image does nothing to scar me after the shit ive seen in this threadFun fact. MC can consume food like flies or spiders if he wants to.
Papa Syther is hard at work trying to attain 15th level of understanding for Lady Shadow.Ive never seen you guys be normal for so long, i feel like a proud father watching this
Good to know the collector of fleas is still up to his normal shenanigans.Papa Syther is hard at work trying to attain 15th level of understanding for Lady Shadow.
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Each level of understanding allows me to speak more and more with her glorious visage...the barking my brother is so....divine...every sound she makes is exquisite and with purpose!
Some say if you were to reach the 20th level of understanding she'd appear at your bedside and sing you a lullaby while others believe that she'll appear at your bedside and simply watch over you and protecting you from nightmares and potential intruders.
At the 30th level she'll allow you to touch her metacarpal pads which grant you a long life and strengthens your sperm!
Yes my brother, Lady Shadow gives her devout many great things for each level of understanding...god I remember reaching the 5th level...the first time I heard her and what I had to do for her...that day was so glorious
The 1st level of understanding is a...wild time...your first trip to the forest of wander can mind break you for certain but with each trip it gets easier and easier.
I'll have you know Lady Shadow has no fleas...now as necromater has said she does in fact have worms...but that only ensures her love is spread to all of her devout...its a good feeling I assure you!Good to know the collector of fleas is still up to his normal shenanigans.
It seems that i suddenly developed a crippling dog allergy upon reading that, so i guess theres more worms for you my degenerate friendI'll have you know Lady Shadow has no fleas...now as necromater has said she does in fact have worms...but that only ensures her love is spread to all of her devout...its a good feeling I assure you!
Tis a shame about the dog allergy my friend but fear not she shall still watch over you and everyone else who does not worship her during the time of...Dämmerung when the end begins and the war for who's Waifu is best begins.It seems that i suddenly developed a crippling dog allergy upon reading that, so i guess theres more worms for you my degenerate friend
That is so slow and inefficient compared to his normal thing of just yanking it all down his throat and/or tentacles and near instantly digesting itFun fact. MC can consume food like flies or spiders if he wants to.
Maybe. But this way he can waste less energy digesting stuff. Pre-chewed food is also an option.That is so slow and inefficient compared to his normal thing of just yanking it all down his throat and/or tentacles and near instantly digesting it
Be lucky you have any comrade...we dogclappers have nothing...I'll take but just a crumb of dogussy great sage Weird!i feel like there's not much ntr content
Beautifully said brother!I will prove with Facts and Logic™ that Shadow is indeed divine, for all the non-believers. You don't have to be a dog-clapper, but you need to accept the truth in your heart.
This is a black German Shepherd, you can easily notice the similarities with the Lady. She too is a herder dog:
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1) The job of the herder dog is to herd and guide sheep. This is the first similarity as every god is the proverbial shepherd guiding his flock.
2) The Lady managed to herd MC to her sister and save her. So she is capable of herding beings that are destined to be gods.
3) She managed to herd humans on the f95 forum to her cause, through her prophet ItzSyther.
So there you have it. The Lady has transcended the normal shepherd dog and she is capable of herding humans and Gods. She can also transfer her herding powers to her prophet, who managed to turn her worship into the major religion of the forum and even lead the Loyalists through the the terrible infighting, known as the Reformists' Folly.
All of you will feel her sweet ankle biting, whether you like it or not!
No thank you. Once upon a time when i was a kid i saw a female dog eating shit after her young offspring. A bit later i found out that coprophagy is a normal behaviour among dogs in certain situations. Since then i don't like them very much. Btw does Shadow have puppies?I will prove with Facts and Logic™ that Shadow is indeed divine, for all the non-believers. You don't have to be a dog-clapper, but you need to accept the truth in your heart.
This is a black German Shepherd, you can easily notice the similarities with the Lady. She too is a herder dog:
You must be registered to see the links
1) The job of the herder dog is to herd and guide sheep. This is the first similarity as every god is the proverbial shepherd guiding his flock.
2) The Lady managed to herd MC to her sister and save her. So she is capable of herding beings that are destined to be gods.
3) She managed to herd humans on the f95 forum to her cause, through her prophet ItzSyther.
So there you have it. The Lady has transcended the normal shepherd dog and she is capable of herding humans and Gods. She can also transfer her herding powers to her prophet, who managed to turn her worship into the major religion of the forum and even lead the Loyalists through the the terrible infighting, known as the Reformists' Folly.
All of you will feel her sweet ankle biting, whether you like it or not!
According to Emily our fair Lady Shadow does mostly good around other dogs as said here:Btw does Shadow have puppies?
The truth must shine brother and the Lady's divinity cannot be denied by anyone. The Lady is best girl, both by definition and through her actions. She has many aspects and everyone can find meaning. But the truth is that I'm acting proactively and for the good of everyone. This is not an attempt to convert people, this is about the future of the human race itself!Beautifully said brother!
Hopefully the truth you speak will turn at least one non-believer into someone who now believes in the truest truth.
I'm truly impressed with your knowledge and devotion brother Gtdead, it truly makes not only myself but other members of the cult to see such another devout spreading the good word!
Dogs are simple and responsible beings, they need to keep their environment clean to prevent disease, but they don't have poop bags and they aren't like the random Karen who thinks that cleaning after her dog's poop is the government's job! This speaks to their divinity!No thank you. Once upon a time when i was a kid i saw a female dog eating shit after her young offspring. A bit later i found out that coprophagy is a normal behaviour among dogs in certain situations. Since then i don't like them very much. Btw does Shadow have puppies?