ItzSyther

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really a mental breakdown....... well just remember do not use tin foil in the microwave
My mentality is strong. I shall grip my copy of the Boku no Pico visual novel tightly and pray for your salvation. Lady Shadow shall protect ye if only you opened your mind...remember do not poke the 90 titty goblin on your way to enlightenment...
 
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Oh my god, it all makes sense now. I fucking cracked the code!

You see, Emily's dog, the original, got too close to the real truth, the true truth, if you will. Somewhere towards the end of our interactions with Emily, the original Shadow gave us a finger, this finger leading us to the true truth, and she knew someone was hunting her; she just didn't know who. So she trusted the finger of the true truth to the MC, and somewhere around that time Ella took her out in the woods like old yeller and then took Shadow's place.

But you see, there's far more to this thing; I shall refer to the "Replaced Shadow" theory. You see, Ella forgot to cover up her tracks, and Detective Syther, most loyal of the fairest and most beautiful maiden... Lady Shadow discovered a lead. The shopkeep...think about it. At no point do we see Ella, Shadow, and the Shopkeep at the same time.

You see, the Shopkeep was just an archeologist and discovered all sorts of monster trinkets, which led Ella to him, so she killed him and took his place. Why? Because he was getting closer—too close—to the true truth.

What is the true truth? Simple, it's the gate way to the hollow earth; that's where all of the numbered beings are. Once you gain all the fingers, you can unlock the gate way and then gain access to Shadow's feet pictures. I shall look further into this; I feel like we are onto something here!
It's good to know I'm not the only one who went crazy.
Because of the update that hasn't come out yet
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necromater

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My mentality is strong. I shall grip my copy of the Boku no Pico visual novel tightly and pray for your salvation. Lady Shadow shall protect ye if only you opened your mind...remember do not poke the 90 titty goblin on your way to enlightenment...
jokes on you i love big titty goblins like the ones in seed of chaos, c.o.c,the succugob on c.o.c 2, goblinlayer and so on XD
 
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ItzSyther

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I am perfectly sane. I am just attuned to the higher planes of existence now. The evidence is right in front of us brothers and sisters we just need to take off these shackles and we shall be set free...all it takes is 28-ish hours of no sleep.

Trust Papa Syther, once you go through the mist and meet the 90 titty goblin the answers we all seek shall be there. Like why is our hidden power locked inside our rectums? Why is Colonel Sanders so beautiful? And the many mysteries that lurk in this wonderful game.
 

Neverwonder

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I swear to all that is holy and monstrosity that resigned in this plane of existence. If the next “update” is just “ lol sorry the game is releasing next week” I will riot I will start a one man rebellion with all of the worst shmenta that I can muster until there is nothing left but a pile of sticky goo and not the good kind:devilish::devilish::devilish:
 

ItzSyther

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The ancient boar of the 9 isles, just beyond the mists of wander and between the 90 titty goblin has said unto me that the update shall come but alas I was awoken by a bloody fat cat before I could hear the rest of it's wise words but I assure ye it's totally Soon™ or so says my sleep deprived hallucinations.
 

necromater

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The ancient boar of the 9 isles, just beyond the mists of wander and between the 90 titty goblin has said unto me that the update shall come but alas I was awoken by a bloody fat cat before I could hear the rest of it's wise words but I assure ye it's totally Soon™ or so says my sleep deprived hallucinations.
Man i think you should not smoke pubic hair anymore pot is a better option and no the lawn Grass is not pot. I do not like cats but for some reason they like me fuck them always biting me i am not a pastry.
 

ItzSyther

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Man i think you should not smoke pubic hair anymore pot is a better option and no the lawn Grass is not pot. I do not like cats but for some reason they like me fuck them always biting me i am not a pastry.
Cats are pretty cool at least towards me. I'll also have you know that Papa Syther does not consume the devil's underground nor lettuce! Smoking pubic hair does sound like somethin I'd try if I got really drunk tho tbh.
 

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The ancient boar of the 9 isles, just beyond the mists of wander and between the 90 titty goblin has said unto me that the update shall come but alas I was awoken by a bloody fat cat before I could hear the rest of it's wise words but I assure ye it's totally Soon™ or so says my sleep deprived hallucinations.
I feel like I'm a lot mellower about the update (even though it's going to be absolutely awesome) than a lot of you because I've started wearing the helmet every night and have honestly never slept better as a result. It's actually way more comfortable than you'd expect: memory foam FTW. Yeah, it's still annoying to have weird creatures shout symbols at me in my sleep, but it beats actually having to listen to what those freaks have to say.

The one weird thing that's happened is that I evidently made some dude named Xanthe the sole beneficiary of my estate. I have no memory of doing this, but the documents certainly seem to be legit. This really doesn't seem like something I'd do and I keep meaning to change it back, but I always seem to forget for some reason... I'm just going to make LegalZoom my browser start page and hope tomorrow will be different.

Well, it's time to put on the comfy helmet and go to bed!
 
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