You see, fine sir, we Shadow Loyalists do not wish to be lumped in with the dogclappers you speak of; we are loyal to the fair and best girl, Lady Shadow, while the dogclappers only want to knot any hoochie they can. We do not expect to knot the fair lady...but we beg upon the great Sage Weird to toss us a bone!
Glory to Lady Shadow, down with all the other thots!
I assure you, Shadow Loyalist, that you very much are a dogclapper: you want (MC) to clap a dog. This is not cast any aspersions on your fair lady; we, hmmm, Connoisseurs of the Knot, would certainly not be averse to clapping her, but we need a bit more from this scenario: we need... the copulatory tie! For the sake of modesty, such as it is, I shall spare you the graphic reasons for the sheer bliss such an event would necessarily cause, but suffice it to say we require a bit more verve from the scenario rather than a simple description of, "dogclapping," or even a simple statement that a partner was knotted. Anything less would be, more than anything else, a disappointingly wasted opportunity. We hold ourselves to a higher standard.
Moreover, we do not, as you clearly understand, discriminate between the species of the fortunate soul who would partner up with the MC for such an orgasmic occasion. "Not one, knot all," is our motto.
