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YUUJII69

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Fujino-senpai, my holy dev,
You dropped one update ,I ascended to nut.
The moans, the sprites, the jiggle physics,
You turned my mouse into ritualistics.

But now it’s been a full-blown month,
My “patience meter” flatlined once.
The lotion’s gone, the tissues plead,
Even my router screamed, “You need to breathe.”

I’ve clicked “Check Update” 69 times,
My keyboard sticky with sinful crimes.
You built a world of waifu grace,
Now I just stare… at empty space.

Asuna smiled, then turned away,
Into the arms of a blob-shaped cliché.
Ugly Bastard, shirt halfway gone,
Grinned at me like, “Bro, she’s mine now. Move on.”

I tried to cope, I touched some grass—
But it whispered “Ara~” and smacked my—pass.
I prayed to clouds, I drew her face,
My neighbors think I’ve left the human race.

I lit a candle, dimmed the lights,
Whispered her name on lonely nights.
My sandwich? Warm. My shame? Elite.
I asked my sock, “Do you feel complete?”

Oh Fujino, you pixel tease,
Drop that update, I’m on my knees.
Just one more scene, one gasp, one sigh—
Before I nut into the void and cry.
His English teacher is scared of bro
 

AlterInfernalAllius

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Well, I hope you're right, but I'm trying to keep my expectations low. She already got decent content last time, which I totally wasn’t expecting — so who knows, maybe Fujino will surprise us again
The thing is that at this point Suguha progress NEEDS to happen because Fujino can't keep delaying it anymore with how everything is starting to wrap up, regardless of if he intends to actually let her get a 'win' or not :O She just managed to get Kazuto to promise going to their family house more often and Asuna is out of the picture for 3 more days, Fujino would be silly to delay it even more because he's gonna have to come up with more excuses if he waits till Asuna is back from quarantine, is literally his last chance before the final arc for something 'big' to happen between them XP

Well I tried my best to find a way around the rules. If it is as clear as you say, if Patreon does come calling Fujino can just say in his game, Suguha and Kirito are not blood related or immediate family at all. No problems then.

Suguha just calls Kirito onii-chan because it is her fetish. :BootyTime:
I mean, the entirety of the argument is dumb, EVERYONE and their grandmother breaks Patreon's rules and still keep making content, it requires something very blatant AND it being reported openly for Patreon to really cause issues, countless of content creators still have incest and loli content to this day and keep making more despite Patreon not allowing it LMAO. This guy's complains are silly because EVERYTHING that has happened so far between Kirito and Suguha already blatantly breaks patreon's rules yet has happened anyway, I can't believe there is any reason to think actual "consensual" sex would be one step 'worse' than her giving him a titjob or having been constantly raping him in his sleep, lmao.
 

kinglionheart

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I mean, the entirety of the argument is dumb, EVERYONE and their grandmother breaks Patreon's rules and still keep making content, it requires something very blatant AND it being reported openly for Patreon to really cause issues, countless of content creators still have incest and loli content to this day and keep making more despite Patreon not allowing it LMAO. This guy's complains are silly because EVERYTHING that has happened so far between Kirito and Suguha already blatantly breaks patreon's rules yet has happened anyway, I can't believe there is any reason to think actual "consensual" sex would be one step 'worse' than her giving him a titjob or having been constantly raping him in his sleep, lmao.
I imagine Patreon is just like here where it needs someone to report the rule break to find it.

The worst case scenario would be Patreon removes Fujino after finding out about the incest thing. But I doubt it will happen. The Suguha plot is pretty minor in the overall plot. Sorry cultists :p If Patreon does think Fujino breaks the rules then he could make the excuse of Suguha and Kirito not being related in his game or something.
 
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mos555

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I imagine Patreon is just like here where it needs someone to report the rule break to find it.

The worst case scenario would be Patreon removes Fujino after finding out about the incest thing. But I doubt it will happen. The Suguha plot is pretty minor in the overall plot. Sorry cultists If Patreon does think Fujino breaks the rules then he could make the excuse of Suguha and Kirito not being related in his game or something.:p
Judging by the general trend, Patreon doesn't care if the character is important or not. Even if the character appeared for one minute. The main thing is that there should be no mention of family ties between sexual partners in the game at all. Sisters and brothers = friends, mother = landlady. Basically, developers are forced to accept these rules, and then, separately, release incest patches. It seems that special moderators are doing this on Patreon.... It's strange that they didn't pay attention to Fujino's game. Maybe "onii-chan" is not considered a violation?:LOL:

Was there any direct mention of kinship between Kirito and Suguha? "Brother" or "sister"? Or did they always use "onii-chan" and "imouto-chan"? :unsure:
 

4-kun

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I imagine Patreon is just like here where it needs someone to report the rule break to find it.

The worst case scenario would be Patreon removes Fujino after finding out about the incest thing. But I doubt it will happen. The Suguha plot is pretty minor in the overall plot. Sorry cultists :p If Patreon does think Fujino breaks the rules then he could make the excuse of Suguha and Kirito not being related in his game or something.
Who cares, we know the truth :p

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AlterInfernalAllius

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I imagine Patreon is just like here where it needs someone to report the rule break to find it.

The worst case scenario would be Patreon removes Fujino after finding out about the incest thing. But I doubt it will happen. The Suguha plot is pretty minor in the overall plot. Sorry cultists :p If Patreon does think Fujino breaks the rules then he could make the excuse of Suguha and Kirito not being related in his game or something.
Yeah, pretty much, and worst-case he can find alternatives, is not like his Ci-En will disappear if Patreon goes under after all and there is quite a few alternative sites since Patreon became anal about the rules, as long as he keeps being lucky it should be okay, after all this has always been the same silly 'workaround' as "All Characters in this Hentai Work are +18, even if anyone who has read their source material in any way shape or form knows they're high schoolers or younger" :p

Judging by the general trend, Patreon doesn't care if the character is important or not. Even if the character appeared for one minute. The main thing is that there should be no mention of family ties between sexual partners in the game at all. Sisters and brothers = friends, mother = landlady. Basically, developers are forced to accept these rules, and then, separately, release incest patches. It seems that special moderators are doing this on Patreon.... It's strange that they didn't pay attention to Fujino's game. Maybe "onii-chan" is not considered a violation?:LOL:

Was there any direct mention of kinship between Kirito and Suguha? "Brother" or "sister"? Or did they always use "onii-chan" and "imouto-chan"? :unsure:
Yes, several times, and the language shouldn't matter at all LMAO, Patreon's rules applies to all languages, especially given that it was mostly JP content creators who got affected by the change in rules forbidding Incest and Loli content, as mentioned, as long as it's not blatantly reported then one can still get away with it, there is tons of content creators still that have this on their games/arts and still are publishing in Patreon to this day, all they have to do is avoid drawing attention to the account to the point someone would report them for it enough to get investigated and found out.
 
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kinglionheart

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Yeah, pretty much, and worst-case he can find alternatives, is not like his Ci-En will disappear if Patreon goes under
Yea Ci-En would still around if Patreon goes under. But then I have to download a nasty censored version and then a separate patch to uncensor it. Who would want to play the censored version?

Patreon is just the better option especially for those are still obsessed with dick sizes. :ROFLMAO:
 
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mos555

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Yea Ci-En would still around if Patreon goes under. But then I have to download a nasty censored version and then a separate patch to uncensor it. Who would want to play the censored version?

Patreon is just the better option especially for those are still obsessed with dick sizes. :ROFLMAO:
SubscribeStar? As far as I know, there are no problems with incest. But I don't think the audience is as big as Patreon's.:whistle:
 
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mos555

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Love the books too :p
Maybe Fujino should make a Dune game next :LOL:
I read books when I was a kid, when I was a fan of science fiction, but still visually it feels much more epic. Old movies don't give the feeling that Denis Villeneuve got. How complex the universe is is how difficult it is to make a game based on it. Even if it's an NTR game. I'm afraid Fujino won't make it. And the descendants of Frank Herbert, who own the franchise, will not be as inconsiderate as Raki Kawahara, I think they will devour Fujino.:eek:

But if Fujino had been inspired by the image of Paul Atreides and given Kirito a piece of Paul's charisma during the final battle with the Council, it would have been nice. We demand an epic speech from Kirito!:cool:
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The man in black, huh! :LOL:
 

Aniky Light

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If they were shooting a Hollywood life-action film based on SAO, Timothy Chalamet would be a good fit for the role of Kirito. :unsure:
by the way, is there a live action SAO? and I'm not talking about SAO the fan made movie with cheap costumes, I mean live action like death note with real actors, if it doesn't exist, what would it be like for you?
 
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