i am eternally, cosmically, irreversibly indebted to the divine chaos architect himself... fujino sensei!! for granting kirito the sacred rite to romance every single top-tier waifu in this game. atp, kirigoat isn’t just winging it. no, no. he’s playing some ungodly level of 4D chess where the real endgame isn’t clearing dungeons, it’s collecting hearts
what if he knew about asuna's deeds from the very beginning? what if every “accidental” harem event, every "oops i suddenly got a weird thought in my mind," every "oh i shouldn't do this"... was planned?!?! what if the black swordsman wasn’t just grinding mobs, but grinding affection points like a giga-brained casanova with admin privileges?!?!
i think we’re witnessing the greatest harem story ever told. kirigoat stands there, acting like he’s torn, but bro is chosen by fate itself. the man who hesitates, but still wins. the one destined to become the true harem king, guided by plot armor, and feared by committed relationships across all timelines. sorry asuna, but while you were busy playing the "loyal girlfriend" role, kirigoat was out here creating the ultimate love polygon
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