Unity Taffy Tales [S1 v1.0.35 Redux] [UberPie]

[Oriandu]

How slow are you at reading for the content to take 2.5 hours...

How much of an ass are you for judging someone for taking their time to enjoy the updates?

 

[Trarr the undead old man]

Eh, some people really like to appreciate the visuals.

Yap and nutting can take up to 29 minutes to a hour if you have the willpower.

 

[Count Morado]

How much of an ass are you for judging someone for taking their time to enjoy the updates?

Correct - because if anyone is the ass in this place, it's me, goddammit. There can be only one!

(also, I checked a couple online videos of playthroughs, it appears after taking into account title cards and intro/exit commentary - the average playtime for the last update was about 90 minutes of full content.)

Spoiler: Speaking of being an ass

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Oh, and don't bother asking for a compressed version when it updates. The devteam hasn't offered one in the past and there is no one currently on the F95 compression team that works with Unity games. Sorry.

 

[Deleted member 568526]

I highly recommend reading the spoiler above and paying close attention to the yellow highlighted content that Count Morado has posted so you can be in the know and not make an ass of your self later

 

[Trarr the undead old man]

After playing through almost everything i can safely say that this game has only two big problems for me at the moment.

(1) it's buggy as inferno, most of the time these bugs can be resolved by loading a save but still, it's very annoying.

(2) That quest journal is useless, most of the time it tells me nothing of what i am supposed to do and sometimes it misleads you as well, then i have to fuck around for a good minute trying to figure shit out while getting increasingly annoyed.

For people of the future who may read this post, i am playing version 0.68.2a, so that may not apply to you in case this has not been abandoned in the far future.

 

[crabshank]

Crab noises

 

[Count Morado]

Crab noises

 

[Trarr the undead old man]

Crab noises

 

[Stil996]

.....(2) That quest journal is useless, most of the time it tells me nothing of what i am supposed to do and sometimes it misleads you as well, then i have to fuck around for a good minute trying to figure shit out while getting increasingly annoyed.....

I keep hearing this complaint and it surprises me everytime, I never had any problem with the hints feature (with the exception of the bugged quest where you need to retrieve the ball)

I'm not arguing with you, you're definitely not alone in having issues with this feature, I think maybe I didn't have problems with it because I never treated it as a quest journal that was supposed to guide me through the game, I used it as a hint sheet that gave me the occasional clue when my progress seemed to stall.

 

[sharkschrek]

I keep hearing this complaint and it surprises me everytime, I never had any problem with the hints feature (with the exception of the bugged quest where you need to retrieve the ball)

I'm not arguing with you, you're definitely not alone in having issues with this feature, I think maybe I didn't have problems with it because I never treated it as a quest journal that was supposed to guide me through the game, I used it as a hint sheet that gave me the occasional clue when my progress seemed to stall.

I have had this problem on my first playthrough where I read nothing of the story and just skipped all the text (which obviously is my fault ^^).

Stuff that I found difficult were:
- finding new locations like the bridge or the motel
- finding Alan / calling Alan
- finding the Ruler
- getting into the girls shower
- placing the cameras while in Gerda's home

 

[Stil996]

I have had this problem on my first playthrough where I read nothing of the story and just skipped all the text (which obviously is my fault ^^).

Yup I think I see your problem there reading the story is important if you're going to figure out what to do next lol.
Most of it is obvious when you slow down and take in what you've learned from the dialogue.

 

[沉寂x]

The second new week will passed. Why is there no news about the update?@the game's developer

 

[Count Morado]

The second new week will passed. Why is there no news about the update?@the game's developer

Soon™

Uberpie has never posted here, this isn't the developer's forum. They have patreon where they put out updates about every two weeks or so to their patrons.

lostraven sometimes posts here, however in the discord it was shared (after someone asked what was going on with his day) that lostraven is fighting COVID. Note, his major work for the project is completed.

There's been no word about any playtesting going on. the patrons over there are anxious for the game, but there's less pressure from the patrons than has been apparent here - in the place where people take the game for free.

You could join the discord to see what's discussed over there.

 

[Moxence]

Soon™

Uberpie has never posted here, this isn't the developer's forum. They have patreon where they put out updates about every two weeks or so to their patrons.

lostraven sometimes posts here, however in the discord it was shared (after someone asked what was going on with his day) that lostraven is fighting COVID. Note, his major work for the project is completed.

There's been no word about any playtesting going on. the patrons over there are anxious for the game, but there's less pressure from the patrons than has been apparent here - in the place where people take the game for free.

You could join the discord to see what's discussed over there.

Obvious people are like that : pay less, Trashtalk more !!!

 

[Deleted member 568526]

Soon™

Uberpie has never posted here, this isn't the developer's forum. They have patreon where they put out updates about every two weeks or so to their patrons.

lostraven sometimes posts here, however in the discord it was shared (after someone asked what was going on with his day) that lostraven is fighting COVID. Note, his major work for the project is completed.

There's been no word about any playtesting going on. the patrons over there are anxious for the game, but there's less pressure from the patrons than has been apparent here - in the place where people take the game for free.

You could join the discord to see what's discussed over there.

Game can wait lostraven 's health is way more important than the game release. Hope people will have sense enough to understand that.

 

[Stil996]

The second new week will passed. Why is there no news about the update?@the game's developer

Are you trolling?
you ask for updates often enough to know by now

• That the Dev isn't here!
• That there has never been an declared timetable!
• That nobody is under any obligation to keep the non paying public informed about anything.
  (Hell Devs aren't even obligated to keep paying patrons informed, any time they do it is a courtesy)

The best you can hope for is that someone will pull a date out their ass, probably with the intent of stirring up the trolls when it inevitably fails to be accurate.

 

[lostraven]

I'm okay, it's still early stages of infection - Wife is now very sick though, I submitted my work to Uber.
I will keep working through whatever happens.

 

[Panico265]

lostraven
I hope you get well soon!

 

[PandaGuts]

Is there a virtual novel ish mod for this game so i dont have to actually play it ??

 

[Count Morado]

Is there a virtual novel ish mod for this game so i dont have to actually play it ??

No. But there are dozens of video playthroughs on adult websites that you could watch at your favorite speed or advance through.